April 5, 2009

Flat Champagne: Paris Hilton

The empress of Tatoonie has paid a visit to planet earth in skimpy binkini this weekend. Just kidding, there is no empress of Tatoonie. Just Jabba the Hut, duh. And this is only Paris Hilton.


I’m disappointed of this ugly outfit that Paris has made my first Flat Champagne post. It seems that Paris has too much influence from Lady GaGa. Perhaps she actually thinks that she is a futuristic goddess of beauty sent to us because she is that hot and important. Heck, her puppy dog boyfriend Doug Reinhardt seems to follow her everywhere lately. Though I doubt he has a busy “work” schedule anyways.


Regardless, she will have some hideous tan lines from the outfit.

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