April 23, 2009

Paris Hilton does Guess... Again

Paris Hilton posing for Guess Ads as she spreads her legs. Big deal. She’s done it many times before… I mean modeling for Guess! Ha.

But check out the chihuahua’s expression. The puppy does not look like it wants to be there. Poor thing looks disgusted sitting so close to Paris’s crotch. I bet it’s because her sexual transmitted diseases are airborne when you’re that close... Can dogs catch crabs?


Someone call Audrina Patridge to fly in with her wings and save this puppy. Meanwhile, here are some more Paris looking ever so classy.



36 comments:

  1. the dog is actually grimacing!!!

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  2. I'm with ya. . . she just does NOT do it for me. It's her damn facial expression. . . EVERY time they seem to get WORSE! :-)

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  3. LMFAOOOOOOO

    hilarious

    and I believe dogs can catch crabs , definitely.

    You went hard on her! damm lol

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  4. lol Cheri, I couldn't help it... It's so easy!

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  5. Ok, I think that little dog wants to run away. And I don't blame him.

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  6. Could she possibly look any more like a porn star?
    That poor dog! As always, your comments about her make me laugh, darling :)
    Oh, and your new profile picture is stunning!

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  7. I am embarrassed to admit that I think Paris Hilton is pretty. I mean, she is so repugnant in every way...
    But yeah, poor dog... WHY did they choose that picture? I mean, really!

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  8. OMG. Thanks for sharing. That first one is hilarious. I never really pegged Guess for being classy so I guess she fits. xo Cari http://isnotfashion.blogspot.com

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  9. lol the dog does look scared, and paris looks so different in that first pic!

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  10. The dog is smelling something fishy perhaps...LOL darling!!!

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  11. hahaha then her boyfriend is a lucky, lucky guy. eww!

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  12. oh funny, that pup does look disgusted.

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  13. hey girl, yah i love my 8900! the internet is so far. thanks for dropping by my page and commenting, imma follow u now on here as well
    love your stylish outfits. I see you're from Ottawa I was there last night, you should give me your BB pin so we can chat sometime. or even who knows meet up next time I'm in Ont

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  14. Haha gross! How is spreading your legs like that ever a flattering pose except in porno mags?!

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  15. hahaaa... Paris is hot! but the dog i think is not interested to sit wit her ..

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  16. hahaha...that dog is hilarious

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  17. BAH AH AHHA!!! thank you for the belly laugh!! i needed that. you are too funny. and that poor dog should be picked up by the humane society, stat.

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  18. I couldn't have put it better myself. XD This post is hilarious. I am definitely high fiving you through the computer right now!

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  19. Poor pup. He probably already has Parises crabs.
    Someone should call animal services and find the dog a better home lol

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  20. Thanks so much for your comment :).

    That first photo is just unfortunate. I can't think of another to describe it...icky, itchy?

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  21. haha the dog's expression looks so funny. Poor thing. I never really like Paris. Shes never pretty "hot" in my opinion Her sis Nicky is way prettier than her.

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  22. im a paris fan...but i dont get these. youre trying to sell clothes to females - so why hoochie out? booo paris booo

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  23. Ha! Love your blog...who knew spread eagle mama's could be so successfull!

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  24. I meant that about Paris by the way..I read it and was like Yikes..doesn't sound right..any who..too much blogging and i'm getting Hiltonized!

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  25. I actually like this look on Paris; it's not too much I guess.. haha

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  26. poor doggie! they shouldve just spent money on a fresh face/crotch!

    Gwen
    http://gwenmade.etsy.com
    http://gwenmade.blogspot.com

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  27. Hahaha! I totally agree with you. Awesome post!

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  28. Hahaha the expression one that dog's face is priceless!! EEWW is all I have to say to Paris Hilton.

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