Here’s Brooke Hogan doing some shopping with daddy’s girlfriend. I feel sorry for Brooke having to go through Hulk and Linda’s divorce. She must be so lost as to what side she should choose- Her dad is dating someone that practically looks like her, and her mom is having sex with someone younger than her. That’s like having to choose between getting Hep B or Hep C.
Poor girl, she has so much going for her. I mean, she’s got nice nails, nice hair, nice fake boobs… Though there is one thing she’s missing- A nice face.