May 24, 2009

Flat Champagne: Fergie's Face is a Giant Lady Lump

Most people tend to look better the longer they are celebrities but Fergie Fug from the Black Eye Peas is a different story. Her hotness stocks dropped faster than Nortel’s. It is clear that her sexy days are over and I wonder how her husband feels. That’s like buying Nortel at $100/share and now they’re only worth $0.05/share.



For someone who is "so 3008" I’m surprised that Fuggie has never heard of botox or plastic surgery since her face looks like a worn out 1989 Volvo
. But hey, that's what paper bags are for.

51 comments:

  1. I never liked Fergie...

    With regards to your comment on my post, it took me around 3 hours because the polish took so long to dry..otherwise it probably would have only taken an hour.

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  2. i must commend her on no botox or anything...she's trying to age gracefully. But I do agree....she did look better before....lol

    mmmmmhhhmmm a mascara shield. It really makes my life easier...lol

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  3. So funny, thanks for making me laugh!

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  4. xD aahhhh she's not all that good looking, but she's not ugly either (at least on those pictures).

    Tho she kind of got worse in a short period of time.

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  5. I think she could be very pretty I think a lot of her looks has to do w/ the way she parts her hair right down the middle it makes her forehead look SO SMALL.

    She should really start parting it down to the side.

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  6. oh yeah and her husband is HOT!

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  7. Thats so funny cuz my friend and I were talking about how Fergie looks so much like a tranny :P

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  8. I never thought she looked hot at all. LOL. Her music is okay and I like a few of her songs.

    Hey girl, I will need your e-mail address to give you my Thank You gift. You can read about this on my recent post too. =)

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  9. Your posts never cease to make me laugh lol

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  10. lol yeah too bad we didn't have junker cars to go drifting in! lol.

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  11. i just saw a pic of her with her hair slicked back into a long stiff twisty pony tail. the whole look emphasized her face, and that was not a smart move. something is ASKEW with her face. it looks thick? not fat, but thick and weird. i do not know what is going on with it. i hear she goes to sonya dakar for skin care, which costs a flipping fortune. maybe the treatments are working? or maybe she could look a whole lot worse? or maybe it is a lost cause? god i am mean today.

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  12. lol I wonder what happened to her >_< I think its the tan...hrmmm

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  13. This is why drugs is bad ughh...

    How funny! My future sister in law and I were just talking about Fergie. We both saw her on American Idol and we were both saying how how her face is getting weird. I mean its hard not to notice right? I just focus on her body and her shoes lol.

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  14. Everytime I see her, I'm like how did she get such a hot hubby? It baffles me, really.

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  15. hey girl,

    just stoppin by to say hi =)

    hope ure doing well <3

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  16. i agree with the post. She looked better before.

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  17. i use to think fergie was sooo pretty but damn she looks creepy n sometimes like a man! lol thats a nice blue outfit shes wearin tho.. i love satin materials!! hMmm u should of spreaded ur legs anyways for shits&giggles hahaha jk!

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  18. I agree with you,
    her sexy days are over.
    I really liked her, but i can't believe she would do that kind of stuff to her face.

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  19. She did have plastic surgery her nose, eyes and lips, teeth done. She looked so much prettier and human before. Have a look:
    http://plasticsurgeryphotos.blogspot.com/2007/04/fergie-plastic-surgery.html
    xxNadia

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  20. Heeey, I've got a tag for you on my blog :)

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  21. LOL.. doesnt the mac viva la glam ads crack u up??

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  22. All i want is her hair.=) thanks for posting such an inspirational post here.Looking forward on your next post.=)

    A Writers Den
    The Brown Mestizo

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  23. test..sorry, just testing, you can delete this

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  24. sorry abt the prev comment, please delete it lolz..your blog is always interesting :)) the contacts' brand that I use is X2, I know it is for sale in Indonesia, and maybe singapore, but other than that i have no idea (I'll do some research since I need a new pair soon).Im using contacts because I have bad eyesights X( and X2 is quite comfy for my eyes..so yeah...thanks for your sweet comment *blushing pink* Im still thinking hard for your contest lolz :P

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  25. interesting post! honestly i find her hot in just one song , its "My Humps". i loved her dress color... but her doesn't look so attractive here...

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  26. I think her face look worn out was due to plastic surgery overdose. I heard ppl who's done plastic surgery would only look good temporarily,after a certain time,they would look worse than before surgery. Ok, I'm about joining Paris Hilton contest. :)

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  27. haha fergie always looked ugly to me. By the way, thanks for the birthday wishes doll! :)

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  28. I always thought Fergie looked a little washed up in the face but I honestly always blamed it on her past drug addiction!

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  29. yea that is so true. she doesnt look as glam anymore

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  30. I never really understood why Josh Duhamel and her are together, to me, he is drop dead gorgeous and she is pretty so-so! But I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder right!!!

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  31. come on guys forget hair face ...let us just listen to her voice LOL :P



    anyways girlie thnx for leaving a comment and drooping by

    xoxo

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  32. I actually really like Fergie...but I do agree, I think the hair is killing her. And I will also admit that even though this post is pretty mean towards Fergie, I'm still laughing XD
    Thanks for the comments!

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  33. Haha, I met her in person once and it was even worse then. She was so high she couldn't even talk. That's a real anti-drug ad.

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  34. hahaha yeah i think shes kinda ugly o_O

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  35. She does nothing for me at all.

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  36. Going back to your previous blog, I can't believe that she made Maxim's Top.

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  37. her hubby is a hottie tho! more pix of him please... hehehehhe *_*

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  38. OMG what did she do to her face?!

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  39. She looked better blonde, in my opinion. & her face... aww! Poor girl!

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  40. lol

    I heard she died her hair because they are trying to get prego

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  41. Well she used to be on Meth.
    And if you seen anyone that used Meth, it really ruins your face, teeth, etc.

    As regards to the last part, she HAS obviously has plastic surgery and what not.
    Plastic surgery makes you look older, especially if you get a horrible job done.

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  42. lol great post! I honestly think she always looked manly, so I don´t think it´s her age that´s making her look a bit fugly.
    She has a kickass body, but her face....ugh not so much. Well, not everyone in Hollywood can be perfect

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