May 24, 2009

Flat Champagne: Fergie's Face is a Giant Lady Lump

Most people tend to look better the longer they are celebrities but Fergie Fug from the Black Eye Peas is a different story. Her hotness stocks dropped faster than Nortel’s. It is clear that her sexy days are over and I wonder how her husband feels. That’s like buying Nortel at $100/share and now they’re only worth $0.05/share.



For someone who is "so 3008" I’m surprised that Fuggie has never heard of botox or plastic surgery since her face looks like a worn out 1989 Volvo
. But hey, that's what paper bags are for.