May 7, 2009

Flat Champagne: Rihanna

Rihanna has been caught around town with boy hair and a bunch of weird outfits. Check out her Dracula tuxedo and the trampy thigh high stockings. I bet all the cross dressers are pissed that she’s jacking their style.



Is she confused about her sexuality? The left outfit says “lady, you’re real hot, lets get you drunk and get a room”, the middle outfit says “come do me fo a twenty dolla bill”, and the right outfit makes her look like a tranny granny.

Perhaps she’s just trying to be inventive as an artist but I think she hit her head too many times that she can’t think properly. Someone needs to beat some fashion sense into her.

Sorry bad joke. Chris Brown’s a douchebag. Seriously though, I think she’s really pretty but she’s messing herself up real good with the boy hair and the weird clothes. And that makes me sad!

27 comments:

  1. haha that was funny the "come do me fo a twenty dolla bill". But i agree that she's really pretty but the boy hair cut doesnt fit her. :)

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  2. LOL funny! I kinda like the DG black puffed thingie though... :)

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  3. yea so true.....some times she looks really hot, then others...it's like WHAT is she thinking?!?!?!?

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  4. i actually like the look on the left. i guess if only she pushed up the sleeves and got rid of the motorcycle gloves & had some cool jewelry piece instead. haha

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  5. I agree, her outfits are getting weirder and weirder... :/

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  6. I actually like her hair and thought that the tuxedo was pretty cool. I am not feeling the other two at all!

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  7. rihanna is a hot lady! and she looks hideous in those outfits! i think shes trying something innovative but she ends up in this crap!

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  8. haha, i love your rants.

    yeah, i really don't get the big deal with rihanna, i prefered her with long hair when she wasn't trying so hard.

    - frouu/ nadia

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  9. I don't know if I have this correct, but did the tabloids say she's on medications??

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  10. She kind of looks like Prince. And if it's not 1992, that is NOT a good thing

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  11. haha i love your sense of humor.

    "the right outfit makes her look like a tranny granny."

    the right outfit reminds me of my 60+ yr old aunt. ;P

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  12. LiLu, yes!! She does look like prince!! I had Price's image in my head but couldnt' put a name to it. I keep on wanting to say Boy George for some reason!

    And AbcGrrrL I'm not sure if she's on meds? Hmm.

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  13. Yea I'm really not a big fan of Rihanna's outfits of late. Maybe she's trying to find a new way to define herself?

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  14. What a shame, i really liked her sense of style b4 the whole Chris Brown beat down incident.she's a stunning chick but i'm not sure on her hair, the highlights look like cheap clip-ins (oops did i say that lol) But it does appear like she is trying too hard. Fix up Rihanna :p

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  15. thank you for saying what everybody HAS to be thinking! she dresses funny! and not really in a good way!

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  16. sometimes i think she has style but sometimes she really doesnt look that great in her outfits. maybe she got abused so now shes trying to dress man-lier? idk

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  17. I really like her when she looks like a...girl? I dunno, it seems really contrived, this whole "hard, tough (butchy) ha look). I love her though...chris brown can suck it.

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  19. I've never really been a big fan of her hair and clothes recently. I don't know what's going on with her. I hope things turn around for her.

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  20. Siiiggghhhh...and it bugs me to think her stylist gets paid bank for her to look like sh*t!! But then again it looks like she likes her weird outfits lol

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  21. ah these days she kinda looks like michael jackson. hehe. thanks for passing by! :

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  22. I couldn't agree with you more!

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  24. She shouldn't keep cutting her hair shorter & shorter! & I agree with the weird suits -_-

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  25. I personally like the Dolce & Gabanna suit.

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