May 21, 2009

Maxim's Top Ladies of '09

Maxim recently released their top 100 hottest female of 2009. It pretty much contains all of Hollywood's bang-able female celebrities and their neighbours. That's the only explanation how Fergie Fug made the cut.

Noticed that I said “bang-able celebrities”, which explained why the diseased Paris Hilton
is not on the list. She got replaced by Michelle Obama at number 93.

Olivia Wilde
made Maxim’s hottest female of 2009. I think that she looks like Megan Fox but she’s smarter. I call Olivia Wilde “Megan 2.0” because she’s the improved version. Like the software with updated patches. Actually, I don’t even know if Olivia is smarter but she talks less- Which is better in Megan’s case. Since they fixed that bug in Megan 2.0, it made Olivia the hottest of ‘09, and Megan Fox only as the 2nd hottest.

Here are Maxim’s top 10 starting from number 10. I’m pretty sure this is rigged
because how Miranda Kerr is only num 58 and J Love is num 10 is beyond me.









35 comments:

  1. Megan Fox and Jennifer Love Hewitt are too hot!!

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  2. no asian chicks!! :O Megan F has pretty light eyes!

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  3. HAHAHA I CHECKED FOR ASIAN CHICKS!! JAMIE CHUNG IS ON THE 100 LIST! :D

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  4. My boyfriend fave is Jennifer Love Hewit...

    XoXo

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  5. A big lol to Fergie and Avril Lavigne being higher on the list than Kim Kardashian and Miranda Kerr. Seriously, Fergie?

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  6. Olivia Wilde was hot on the OC :)

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  7. Ugh, I'm thinking the same thing about Fergie, I totally thin gthat she shouldn't be on Maxim's Top.

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  8. Fergie is so nasty. Fuggie Fug. And I can't believe Alessandra Ambrosio didn't make the list and Fuggie did!

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  9. I can't stand Fergie. She looks disgusting to me. I'd rather bang her hubby and I'm a straight guy.

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  10. Urgh Fergie. She's so gross. And huh. I've never considered Olivia Wilde gorgeous. She wasn't all that attractive in the OC.

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  11. I LOVE Olivia Wilde in House! So glad a "smart chick" is top of the list. :D

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  12. I adore Olivia Wilde, so much.

    Robin
    http://threadbearthoughts.blogspot.com/

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  13. lol I totally agree with you that Miranda Kerr should be placed higher than jLo!

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  14. i was expecting Megan fox to be on the top!! Olivia is good looking.... still i'm not satisfied!

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  15. Oh wow! LOVE IT (: Megan Fox is hot! Haha. Awww, but I don't really know why #1 is in #1. =/ I guess different opinions and likes.

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  16. Jennifer Love Hewitt? (though she looks super hot in that pic)

    you crack me up

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  17. this is not a great comment, but please understand that I FIND YOU HILARIOUS! your fergie comment! your upgraded to 2.0 comment! when are you getting your own magazine column or tv deal?

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  18. i think megan fox is wayyy hotter than that number one! and i cant believe michelle obama replaced paris hilton. hahaha. that must be sad for paris

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  19. cant wait to see the post on how to do those photoshop effects! i hope its easy... lol

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  20. Love her eyes very much..Hope to see more of her photos.Looking forward on your next post.=)

    A Writers Den
    The Brown Mestizo

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  21. These women are so beautiful...and I love how Paris Hilton is off because she's STD ridden, but Michelle Obama's married and it's cool :)

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  22. If I lezzed out I'd want to bone Megan but talk to Olivia and then make sweet sweet love to her.
    OMG im still on painkillers from my eye. Don't judge me.

    And I can't believe Jennifer Love Hewitt is still on the list!

    thanks for your get well soon wishes girly! I'm better but still...doped up. <3

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  23. Haha I love Elizabeth Marie, she always says the funniest things! I don't find Olivia that hot - her face is too square and if this is a list based purely on hotness then sadly I'd have to go with Meghan Fox. If I were a man I'd do her.

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  24. They are all gorgeous.Love this photos.Looking forward on your next post.Have a great day.=)

    Travel and Living

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  25. wow GORGEOUS. Olivia Wilde is my current fav :-)

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  26. I can't stand Megan Fox! She bugs me... my boyfriend says I'm jealous... naah -_-

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  27. megan and mila are sooo gorgeous!

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  28. I thought this years' Maxim list was all wrong! Some people were put way down on the bottom of the list when they deserved to be way higher!

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