May 8, 2009

Paris Hilton has never seen a Phone Bill

Paris Hilton is being sued by her 2006 film “Pledge This!” for $8 million claiming that she did not promote the movie adequately.

When the lawyers asked her about her mobile usage, Paris drew a blank and said that she has never seen her phone bill in her life.

When the lawyers asked her who receives her bill, she replied with "Does it say? I don't know. I'm assuming like whoever pays my bills… I just feel bad. This is my first time looking at a phone bill.”

When the lawyers asked if she has an agenda of her business meetings and appearances, she said "I don't know. I'll just look around, just press my name and Google it and see."

When she was asked about her responsibilities as a producer on “Pledge This!”, she replied "I'm not sure what a producer does, but -I don't know, help get cool people in the cast."

Look, just make sure that she looks good, give her a little dog, and let her pose in front of cameras already! She doesn't need a real job and she doesn't need to know how her phone works. Okay?!