May 8, 2009

Paris Hilton has never seen a Phone Bill

Paris Hilton is being sued by her 2006 film “Pledge This!” for $8 million claiming that she did not promote the movie adequately.

When the lawyers asked her about her mobile usage, Paris drew a blank and said that she has never seen her phone bill in her life.



When the lawyers asked her who receives her bill, she replied with "Does it say? I don't know. I'm assuming like whoever pays my bills… I just feel bad. This is my first time looking at a phone bill.”

When the lawyers asked if she has an agenda of her business meetings and appearances, she said "I don't know. I'll just look around, just press my name and Google it and see."

When she was asked about her responsibilities as a producer on “Pledge This!”, she replied "I'm not sure what a producer does, but -I don't know, help get cool people in the cast."

Look, just make sure that she looks good, give her a little dog, and let her pose in front of cameras already! She doesn't need a real job and she doesn't need to know how her phone works. Okay?!

25 comments:

  1. OMG! she cant be that dumb! can she??? ;-P

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  2. Oh my gosh...this is ridiculous...Paris Hilton...*sigh* what an airhead. (O.o)

    Thanks! :) I'm not much of a photographer (even though I wish I could be. lol!) but once in a few years I get a pretty okay shot. :)

    Haha! I agree! A dinner would be nice. :)

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  3. And all this time, she "claims" she's not dumb and it's just an act... psssssh...

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  4. I am not a fan. Thats not cute.

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  5. hahaha you know what...in despite Paris' reputation, I still like her. She's pretty =D. But of course, attitude is intolerable.

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  6. wow. never seen a phone bill?! sometimes i think she's dumb dumb but shes pretty :P

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  7. lol so true. so sad but true.

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  8. You have no idea the money I would pay her to get someone to ask her 1st grade math questions. Now THAT would be something that would make my day :) Great ending thought by the way. lol!

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  9. lol that's funny! 8 million...geez

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  10. LOL!!!
    but oops- I don't look @ my phone bills either
    ~XO*

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  11. Oh Paris.... what can ya even say!!! But man I wish I could say I never had to worry about my phone bills!!! Half her LUCK :P

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  12. OMG... poor stupid girl...

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  13. :P don't see Canadian on here too often

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  14. um, her life is THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MINE. it is just unfathomable to me! wow. never seen a cell phone bill. crimony!

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  15. so poor........... no no no so stupid

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  16. This doesnt surprise me at all lol.

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  17. heyy thanks for the comment!

    gosh, i cant believe she never seen her bills before

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  18. you blog the funniest things!!

    anyway i tagged you xD

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  19. seriously thats nuts. bleah - makes me like her a little less haha. not that i thought she paid her own bills (heaven forbid) but just the whole conversation in general...

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