August 24, 2009

Flat Champagne: Lauren Conrad

Doing a post on Lauren Conrad is kind of useless since I'm not sure what she's up to after dropping out of “The Hills” and her clothing line is currently “taking a break” due to the “economic climate”. Her ridiculously priced clothing line was snooze-worthy anyways so I don’t think anyone truly misses it.

Then again, I’m also pretty useless on Blogspot as of late due to the moving situation so hey two useless girls make an amazing post.

So here’s Lauren in Vegas and I’m not sure what to make of this. The dress makes her look pregnant but not really since we can see her bikini bottom. This looks too heavy to be beach wear yet too see through and stumpy to be elegant… It has potential to be a slutty outfit yet I feel no sex appeal from her at all- like flipping through the underwear section in the K-mart catalogue.



I suppose this is just a wardrobe malfunction. If this is one of her items in her collection it’d prob cost around $300- but you'd look and feel like the most expensive stumpy preggo lady on your block!

Though seeing a pretty girl in a malfunction outfit is better than packing and moving furniture. So I ain’t complaining.

49 comments:

  1. *nods*
    i totally agree with you on the dress description

    its just like a semi see-through garbage bag
    >_<

    what's up with that?

    hows the move going,hun?
    hope everything's fine
    *hugs*

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  2. That dress is gross. C'mon, LC, you can do better.

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  3. i agree. that dress is not that flattering at all. i think she should rethink going back to the hills.

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  4. bad choice on the dress. i'm hoping it looks better in person.

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  5. This hurts my eyes. I think it's the odd draping around the sleeves that's making her look pregnant (this was my first thought when I saw it). The sheerness of the dress is pretty tacky as well - would it have hurt to wear a camisole? And is it me or has she aged a lot? Or is she just not wearing make-up? Her face looks really different to me...

    Hope the move is going well and that you still managed to have a great weekend!

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  6. Some stylist needs to be shot. Ok, just fire them.
    Fabulous Finds Gal
    LilyColeIsReadyForHerClose-Up

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  7. She actually looks, pregnant :/

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  8. uhmmm wtf is that? and if she was tired of being a snooze-fest she shouldve just had the balls to go totally sheer. blahhh!

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  9. i love lauren conrad but since the hills drama got so cheesy i could careless about her and yup its true about her clothing line too darn expensive!

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  10. LC is like the opposite of sexy...now Kristen Cavallari, on the other hand, is a different story. And her line really was utter cr@p...boring, overpriced and pathetic. I expected more from someone with her experience

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  11. lol yea this dress does not flatter her at all! and her clothing line was way over price

    i think Lauren will eventually do another Hills when she has nothing else better to do :)

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  12. You're right, that dress makes her look preggy! Never been a fan of her or her clothing line, way too expensive!

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  13. She just did the cover of "Shape" and looked great... but of course, there's always air brushing. All I know is that dress is HIDEOUS!

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  14. OMG seriously..what is this? The chick has ZERO sex appeal here. What was she thinking?!

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  15. Wow, at first when I seen these pictures I really thought she was prego!!

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  16. tht dress look terribleee ;/
    but LC's style is actually pretty good sometimes :P....well some of her clothes when she was in the hills looked nice :)

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  17. Oh no, maybe it could use a belt? And some better shoes...girl looks barefoot - not sure if that's intentional to fully *complete the look*.
    LOL@ the kmart comparison hahaha
    Happy nesting, J :)

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  18. This is a gem. =)

    I don't understand how celebrities dress badly! Don't they have all the help they can get for these types of things? And really, does the girl not look in the mirror before stepping out? WTF?

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  19. the 1st pic looks like there's a random CURVE down her stomach =x

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  20. haha.. you'r always so funny! <3
    man.. that dress does look pretty horrible.. it is totally not worth $300+ haha :P

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  21. that dress is just not my cup of tea.

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  22. She usually looks so stylish- that dress just isn't doing it for her.

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  23. Oh good gracious. You tell a star she is fashionable and then she thinks she can wear a sheer table cloth on the red carpet and be "innovative". And I am so glad her overpriced and underworked "clothing line" is on a indefinite hiatus. It was a boring train wreck.

    Happy packing!

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  24. Awww.. She looks great, but the dress does not do her any justice.

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  25. Oh geez. It really does her look preggy. She can do better than that! What's on her mind while wearing that dress. Argh....


    Summer
    Writers Den
    Brown Mestizo

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  26. SHE LOOKS PREGGERS!! haha but i still love LC!

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  27. I've always enjoying reading your posts.

    That's a terrible dress on her. Fashion Big NO NO! haha

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  28. haha yeah belly dancing was pretty hard to learn but it was fun to pretend I was going along with it =P
    Yeah what a horrible choice to wear that dress!
    I hope your move is going well!

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  29. that dress is horrid and her clothing line was a total fail. otherwise, i still like LC.

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  30. hmm, that outfit is not very flattering! I think she should just stick to working with already made clothes and stick to her MARK advertising! ^_^ hope you didn't break anything yet while moving & packing! haha, I probably would've already!! :)

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  31. LOL I never understood the hype about her :P

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  32. I don't like that sheer dress on Lauren.

    XoXO

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  33. Lauren=zzzzzzzzz

    You=AMAZINGNESS.

    There is no comparison. End of story.

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  34. I've seen her in some cute outfits before but this definitely isn't doing her body any favors!

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  35. Oh poor thing. I wonder if this is how I look in empire waist dresses. :(

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  36. That dress is awful...she's been bland since the Laguna Beach days.

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  37. ok so im a Mark rep right and shes the spokes person for them and i dont really care for her. i think shes pretty and all but nothing like wow!! but what the heck is this?? she normally looks nice.

    btw did u see heidi's performance at the ms. universe pageant? it was hilarious.

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  38. Why did she wear that dress?! Didn't she look her self on the mirror before going out?! Geezz...

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  39. I agree with you on that dress. I was thinking that I hadn't heard anything about her being pregnant.

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  40. Eeek....i saw this pic and i instantly started thinking if lauren conrad had actuallu gotten herself pregnant. But, then i read you post and realize....thats fashion for her!

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  41. Damn I love this blog. You have me laughing out loud and slapping my knee-calling hubs over to read this crazy shit. The dress ugly, her sex appeal-zero, but I found myself watching The hills anyways. Sigh.

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  42. This is so weird! She really really looks pregnant.

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  43. whoa i thought she was prego too! lol!

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  44. omg before i even read what you said i said "omg lauren is preggo??" lol

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