October 29, 2009

Would You Tap This?

Here’s Barbie’s new love, the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken doll. According to his formal Barbie introduction, this guy puts “sophistication in breezy palm beach” with his "dashing jacquard-pattern jacket and a light pink polo shirt" and his forehead that is big enough to preview a movie in a drive in.


The company’s spokeswoman says that the Sugar Daddy Ken “exemplifies fantastic Palm Beach fashion”. I don’t know what kind of sophistication Barbie is aiming for considering this sugar daddy Ken can’t even afford socks.

Anyways, if you are interested in tapping this guy who resembles a rapist on Law and Order or just a typical flamboyant gay guy, Sugar Daddy Ken is being released in April of 2010 and it is going for $81.99. Btw I think Barbie might be racist since the African American version of Ken is only $8.99:



Call me a cheap fig but I'd rather tap the African American version of Ken. He looks more friendly and doesn't look like he'll punch me in the face if I don't cook for him.

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Btw also a reminder that my giveaway ends in a few days so remember to join! Have a safe and a great Halloween weekend :D

48 comments:

  1. I think I would have a better chance of scoring with this Ken doll than Barbie. I'm definitely not interested. lol

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  2. OMG I would not pay that much for a freaking ken doll! He looks gay too!

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  3. LOL. Whats he tryna do? Give Paris Hilton a run for her money with his dog?

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  4. I agree with Tamela. he looks gay

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  5. that's a lot for a ken doll!

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  6. hahahahahaha omg that ken doll is so ugly!

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  7. I'm with you, girl!
    This Ken is un-doable!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  8. Um, are they kidding? This has to be a joke. He looks like a rich Palm Beach tool. The kind who will take Barbie out on a few dates, try to get up her skirt, and tell all his friends he had a good time with her, but she's not the marrying kind. After all, she doesn't come from a good enough family. :(

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  9. UM WTF! First Barbie was knocked up, now she's given a Sugar Daddy?! WTF IS UP WITH MATTEL?!!!

    I never owned a Ken, they all sucked.

    Ooooh I forgot to enter your giveaway! (:
    Thanks for reminding me.

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  10. So now it's out Barbie is a Tranny, because that Ken doll is sooooooooooo Gay, it's the only explanation.

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  11. I couldn't agree more. Sugar Daddy Ken doll sure looks like a criminal from CSI:Miami.

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  12. rofl! i would just get the african american ken and make my own little doggie for him to walk !

    sugar daddy ken is hot but he looks gay! sort of like a tim gunn version of ken, don't you think? and for that price it's more like "sugar make you broke ken" more than "sugar daddy" hehe

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  13. OMG......I agree with u a 100%...sugar daddy's coat looks like a curtain...and I think it's the ken's version of DOM's

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  14. LMAO! OMG you are too funny!! I am with you...def not for me!

    xoxo
    Amy

    thebargainhunterextraordinaire.blogspot.com

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  15. ew sugar daddy ken?! that's not such a great idea! and he looks HORRIBLE! i laughed so hard when you said he's going for 80 something dollars while the african one is going for like 9 bucks, LOL

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  16. LOL to all comments =) I think he is weird looking..ha ha! And 80 bucks is way to much!

    No-- I would not tap that =)

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  17. Hmmm... he does look weird, kind of like hugh heffner!!! wth... with the dog and all... :S and he's expensive as well! ugliest ken I've ever seen!

    *loves*

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  18. Wooow is this for real?! So much for at least trying to appear that they promote good values for young girls haha

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  19. LOL are they serious? He looks so snooty.

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  20. he looks like he'd beat barbie with one of those fancy canes where the handle unscrews for a quick-sniff 'caine stash... *shrugs*

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  21. lol!! :)

    African American Ken is waay cuter, yup!!

    I wonder if either of them are recyclable? ;) hmm..??

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  22. Haha! Omg! That "sugar daddy" barbie was lame! I'm sorry, I mean, who would buy that? Would moms actually buy that for their kid? It's like the Hugh Hefner of barbie and next thing you know, there's gonna be a "cougar" version next. Idk, it's just weird. I would take that beach boy anyday! =)

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  23. I don't get what's up with the tiny lap dog. Is he supposed to be a gay sugar daddy?

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  24. lol oi saw this on coco perez it did make me giggle! xxx

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  25. hahahahaha...julie you're just too hillarious XD XD i used to be crazy about barbie but i think i can safely pass now lolz im still laughing from reading your blog XD

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  26. huk huk... ken looks like an old man with a limited wardrobe in tat green jacket.. not a cool look!

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  27. haha that's a funny ken esp when you said no socks lol
    thanks for watching!
    and thanks for letting me know about the white strips. im scared of it making the gum sensitive. you think teeth whitening at the dentist will prob do the same anyways? I'll prob give it a try! thanks a bunch

    xoxo

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  28. hahahhaaha oh girl! you should totally be a critique at some magazine! id totally read that magazine just for your column!!! you're just a funny criticizer.

    and no... i would not tap that sugar daddy... i mean.... man he's ugly looking... and that green shirt is such a turn off.

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  29. oh wait... its a blazer... ewwww even more gross.. he does look like he's gonna slap you if you don't do what he says O_o ..

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  30. hahahahhaha!
    this made me laugh so much!
    xx

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  31. Oh wow - I don't even know what to say!

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  32. Omg I am seriously disturbed!! What little girl would want to play with this!
    Rapist on Law and Order LMAO you are seriously too funny! What is up with the dog too!
    Ohh I will defin. try and do a hair extension tutorial- if I can figure it out lol

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  33. What the heck??? Oh my gosh what's that price all about?!?
    Um, yeah, I like my chicken white and my men dark so I'll go with the $8.99 Ken :)
    Happy and safe halloween!

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  34. I'd rather get the African American doll instead, lol. That's like the doll version of Hugh Hefner.

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  35. Not feeling it for the new Ken doll. As for chilli sauce, i used garlic chilli sauce i purchased from chinese market, just use your fav brand.

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  36. hahahahahahaa you're hilarious! he looks like he should be in gossip girl... :P

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  37. he's kinda got the trump hair goin on.

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  38. LOL, your opinion is so funny!

    I don't like his outfit, it's too...I don't know how to describe this =.=

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  39. No I won't tap that. His outfit is too fabulous for me, plus that dog of his, no I'm not into yipping dogs mm -mm. And I thought Palm Beach was for retiring NY geriatrics?! Um, and that five-head isn't workin it AT ALL. Thanks for the heads up for toys to avoid :D

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  40. Yikes is this a joke?! LOL. Before I even read what you wrote, I looked at the picture and I was even thinking "sugar daddy". What I find hilarious is his dog! Shouldn't this guy come with a nice expensive car? I don't know - maybe it's just me but I think that dog suits Barbie more esp with a pink leesh.

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  41. there is a blogger tag awaiting you on my blog :)
    xxx

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  42. that sure is racism !! how unfair is that ?!
    everybody plays barbie and all barbies should be priced at the same !!

    and id totally tap into the african american ken . he looks more welcoming . the sugar daddy one is freaky with that green suit

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  43. Considering this is a Sugar Daddy Ken, shouldn't he be giving me 81 bucks instead of the other way round?? In any case, I have no idea why anyone would purchase this or why Mattel would create one... haha... hilarious!

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  44. that ken doll just looks weird in so many ways haha

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  45. HEY BABE !! i have soo much to catch up on your blog!! heheh nice wig i totally want a lilac purple stacked bob hehe toooooodles ttyl

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  46. Are they making gay dolls now? Why is he walking a dog! He's a FRUITCAKE.. omg, is barbie going to turn into a lesbian too?!?! :O

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