November 4, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow had it Coming

The great thing with none-hot prissy girls like Gwyneth Paltrow is that you don’t feel guilty when you mack on their better half.

According to Star mag, Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay, was seen making out with Blue Crush beauty Kate Bosworth at a U2 concert in Las Vegas. Scandalousss! Chris and Gwyneth has been having a rough time with their marriage so it’s no surprising that he is out on a test drive of a newer and younger model.

Common, you gotta admit that Kate looks like Gwyneth but the hotter and younger version of it.

This might just be the best thing that happens to Coldplay! As much as I like listening to their songs about the politics, revolution and stuff I don’t care about, maybe Coldplay will go back to writing romantic songs like “The Scientist” and “Warning Signs”, - stuff that was out before Chris met the wrench.

Gwen is so prissy that she probably only does missionary anyways. She’s prob the type just lie on the bed and wait for you to finish and make you spend an hour just talking about stupid things like how US have little to no history and people here are too involved in superficial things like our BlackBerry. (eventhough she got famous because of her US movies)

At least Gwen will have something interesting to write about in her weekly newsletter GOOP.

34 comments:

  1. I can't stand Gwyneth. She makes me sick. I've never seen the fascination that some people have for her.

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  2. Congrats on the winners! I agree with Keith, I think...

    X♥X♥

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  3. wow congratz for winner !im texting dina as we speak to inform her!hahaha

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  4. Wow, OMG... i'm going to email you right now!
    Lol Vanilla, i got your texts... :D

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  5. Omggggg I won!!! Thank you sooo much!!! :] you just made my entire week *hugs*

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  6. congrats to the winner!
    ^_^

    i never did like gwen
    i don't know why
    especially when she released that song 'cruisin'..
    >_<

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  7. she does look like gwyneth - welps that's life with the celebraties! lol

    congrats to dina and iyah!!

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  8. OMG that is juicy gossip!!

    Congrats to the winners!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  9. Congrats, to the winners!

    Acckkk.. Sucks for her.. Kate is beautiful and they do look similar.. I hate when these things happen.. Damn, men. HAHAHA. jk.

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  10. Gwyneth is one of those actresses who has always annoyed me. I think the only reason I dislike Coldplay is because of Chris Martin's association with her. So the US has less of a history, but as you said, without the US, she woldn't have a career. She can love Europe all she wants, but she'll never be European and no one here really considers her to be anything but American.

    I would actually understand if Chris cheated on her... God knows she'd drive me crazy with her whiny babble. GOOP is a big joke and this line : "Gwen is so prissy that she probably only does missionary anyways" is the funniest thing I've read in a while... haha! You rock girl ;-)

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  11. hahaha that was a great and funny post

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  12. 'songs about the politics, revolution and stuff I don’t care about' haha, this description had me laughing so much! i love coldplay, but this is so true

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  13. hehe kate bosworth is gorgeous but honestly i mean deserves better than to be involved with a married man. hmm

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  14. it's not surprise to me, it's hard not to slip when you are a celebrity and are constantly exposed to beautiful people!

    and also people really don't care these days if you're with someone, sometimes i feel that people actually think that's more intriguing to actually be able to seduce someone that is taken! *scandalous!*

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  15. Wow, Kate is a much prettier version of Gwyneth. Oh well, that's too bad for Gwyneth.

    And congratz to the winners! Enjoy your super cute prizes ;)

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  16. she had it coming after naming that kid of hers apple! teeheehee. actually, I don't really care, Chris Martin was high when he performed on SNL and Gwyn hasn't had a hit movie since the 90's

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  17. I totally agree with you about I know what you did last summer... I had a crush on Ryan Phillipe and I wanted the Freddy's death instead of Ryan! lol

    xoxoxo

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  18. Funny post lmao

    Congrats to the winners!

    www.Nubiasnonsense.com

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  19. I've never liked that Chris Martin guy and I don't even know why. Haha.

    Congrats to Iyah & Dina! :)

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  20. Hahaha! You always make me laugh and bring a smile to my face. :)

    I miss the old Coldplay too. I thought I was the only one who noticed the change after Gwyneth came in the picture.

    She seems like a very cold, snobbish person. I never understood what Chris saw in her.

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  21. Woah, I hadn't heard the scoop on the lil' Gooper! Poor lil Apple...and Moses(?)

    Congrats to the winners, yay!!!

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  22. wow i didnt know their marriage had been having problems... i dont get the appeal of gwen, its not like she can really act. =P

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  23. haha yeah i hated sims 1 too !like u have to have 14 friends and KEEP them !so everyday we are waiting for promotion and it says julie and verina are no longer friends,then u have to call me and sweet talk me and we become friends again!bahahha
    in sims 3,its not that complicated !hehe

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  24. ewww what a cheating bastard!!!

    p.s. thanks pop for dropping by! getting eyeliner tattoos would be excruciatingly painful. plus, after the pain of one eye, you can't be like screw the other eye!!! hahahah~

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  25. I have to admit Kate Bosworth is blessed with looks - Gwyneth..not so much. Oh and her newsletters - that's a different story. She had a whole different side to her I didn't know about and I quickly realized why most people in Hollywood aren't a fan of hers.

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  26. Ha ha, alawys making me laugh Pop!
    Not a fan of the three at all...

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  27. Hmm.. lol I LOVE Gwyneth & I HATE Coldplay!!

    So, could never get it what the two of them were doing together!!
    She certainly deserves someone better, he he!!

    Kate certainly looks gorgeous - and I think she deserves way better too!! lol!!

    PS I hate Brad Pitt too, and think BOTH Jeniffer and Angelina could do WAY better!! lol!

    (Maybe cause I'm European?? Disclaimer: I know none of them personally, so no idea what they really are like!! ;)

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  28. Kate is gorgeous! I love The Scientist by Coldplay too. You should be a paparazzi hun! =P

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  29. gwyneth paltrow isn't all that anyway :P But whateverr.. kate is wayyy too hot to be makin' out with the coldplay dude :D ahahha!

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  30. haha it's so true, she's such a frigid person! Her and Madonna should hang out and practice their fake Brit accents.

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  31. Oooh she is a pain!!! I can't stand her! I don't even like any of her movies just because she's so annoyingg!! Yay congrats to giveaway winners!!!!
    And yess I promise that primer really is that good :)

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  32. lmfaoooooooo.

    sigh. prissy girls have it coming. lol

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