November 4, 2009

Gwyneth Paltrow had it Coming

The great thing with none-hot prissy girls like Gwyneth Paltrow is that you don’t feel guilty when you mack on their better half.

According to Star mag, Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay, was seen making out with Blue Crush beauty Kate Bosworth at a U2 concert in Las Vegas. Scandalousss! Chris and Gwyneth has been having a rough time with their marriage so it’s no surprising that he is out on a test drive of a newer and younger model.

Common, you gotta admit that Kate looks like Gwyneth but the hotter and younger version of it.

This might just be the best thing that happens to Coldplay! As much as I like listening to their songs about the politics, revolution and stuff I don’t care about, maybe Coldplay will go back to writing romantic songs like “The Scientist” and “Warning Signs”, - stuff that was out before Chris met the wrench.

Gwen is so prissy that she probably only does missionary anyways. She’s prob the type just lie on the bed and wait for you to finish and make you spend an hour just talking about stupid things like how US have little to no history and people here are too involved in superficial things like our BlackBerry. (eventhough she got famous because of her US movies)

At least Gwen will have something interesting to write about in her weekly newsletter GOOP.