December 1, 2009

Flat Champagne: Paloma Faith’s hairy chest

It is now fashionable to collect and wear road kills. I have no idea who the hell this Paloma Faith chick is and what the hell is on her chest. I’ve looked at it for a good 5 minutes and decided that it is a baby coyote with horns eating its own tail (even PETA is confused with this one). Whatever to take away from her face I guess.

Though I understand where Paloma is coming from. Sometimes I wipe my dirty hands on my rabbit Turbo. And then Turbo licks himself clean. It’s not like he has a busy life anyways. So attaching a livestock that serves as a bib is actually genius.

So if you don’t know what to wear to a party and you don’t have any rodent pets, just borrow your neighbor’s wall mount and attach it to your chest. Thanks to Lady Gaga wearing anything can be treated as "art" now.