December 1, 2009

Flat Champagne: Paloma Faith’s hairy chest

It is now fashionable to collect and wear road kills. I have no idea who the hell this Paloma Faith chick is and what the hell is on her chest. I’ve looked at it for a good 5 minutes and decided that it is a baby coyote with horns eating its own tail (even PETA is confused with this one). Whatever to take away from her face I guess.

Though I understand where Paloma is coming from. Sometimes I wipe my dirty hands on my rabbit Turbo. And then Turbo licks himself clean. It’s not like he has a busy life anyways. So attaching a livestock that serves as a bib is actually genius.




So if you don’t know what to wear to a party and you don’t have any rodent pets, just borrow your neighbor’s wall mount and attach it to your chest. Thanks to Lady Gaga wearing anything can be treated as "art" now.

38 comments:

  1. Lol, this post is hilarous!

    But that thing on her chest... wtf man.. o.O
    She ain't pretty either, so... yah whatever that gets your eyes from her face.

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  2. What the heck is that!
    LOL at the confused PETA. hahaha...

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  3. Gah! She scares me, with or without the road kill. LOL!

    You're hilarious, by the way! This blog always brings about a smile or laugh from me. ;)

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  4. I have no clue who she is. I don't understand what in the world she was trying to do. WTF!?! That thing is awful looking. lol

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  5. omg i have no idea what to think of it.... OMG.... omg thats exactly true though pop its road kill! hahahah omg

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  6. WTF is that!?! hahaha
    she looks like some evil witch with an animal sacrifice

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  7. What on earth is that furry thing!!!??? And who in the world is Paloma???

    Psst, she looks like a man ;D

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  8. lol wow might as well just have a real animal on you!! would be much more excusable!

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  9. LOL when i saw this picture - i thought - is someone trying to be "poison ivy" from batman - then saw the roadkill on her chest and was like, "she must be stuck in the caveman days" LOL girl thanks for the good laugh! i heart you!!

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  10. HAHAHA!!! That is waaay funny!!! You made me LOL out loud :p xx Livia

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  11. what the heck is that!? O_O i have no idea either! well but then again... it does take the attention away from her face! LOL

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  12. LOL WUT?! Barf in my mouth. Who the hell is this chick??

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  13. I hate this word, but I'm going to use it anyway:

    this is mad FUGLY!
    and yeah... thanks to lady gaga, people can just wear what they want.. :P

    loves

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  14. wait, first of all is that a man or a woman? hahahha!

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  15. Ahhhhhhh!

    Poor girl....er..I think.

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  16. YUCK!
    i'd be disgusted if i were near her and see that 'something'
    lol

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  17. I don't know who she is either. But I'm scared. Very scared.

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  18. Gosh! You're such a gorgeous person Pop! =D Love this post, by what it is written here. I even didn't notice what was that on her chest haha. =D

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  19. Who the heck is she and that thing she's wearing looks gross!!!! By the way, she kind of looks like a man. =/

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  20. hhahahaha julie, you're just too funny, I agree that you should work in PR field. you'll make good advertisements and slogans!!

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  21. hahaha!
    what in the world is that?!?!!? :P
    oh yeh.. and the road kill is also ugly :p

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  22. I don't even know who she is lol she looks like Agro- he was this really crazy puppet thing that used to be a hit tv show here in Australia- http://www.kidsintouch.org/images/Agro.jpg- can you see the resembalence or is it just me lol

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  23. WOW! What is this? Is this really a trend? I think I am not into that trend. It is weird and too outrageous. Nice to know about it, though!
    xoxo
    B* a la Moda

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  25. comme on, crazy lady shouldnt wear fur. Roadkill or not.. her brows need help! hahahah

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  26. im kinda grossed out with that fur on chest *eeeekk*

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  27. What the heck??? That is one twisted chick. Whoever she is. Like whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Nutso...

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  28. She is hideously unattractive ! oH god!! i think if she has no necklace to wear.. she will put a snake around her neck!

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  29. OH.. EM.. GEE.. What's wrong with her face?! and that hair color! She's trying to be poison ivy and wearing that thing is really adding to the ugliness! I guess she's trying to take attention away from her and direct it to what she's wearing :P

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  30. Good God that's the stuff of nightmares.

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  31. What the !!! I find this a really funny post lol ^_^

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