December 30, 2009

Taylor^2 (Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner) Broke Up

If you’re wondering why the birds aren’t chirping as sweetly, why the sun isn’t shining as brightly and why that herd of rabbits got gangbanged by some raccoons last night at your local petting zoo… It is because Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have broken up. Oh noes!

As US Mag reports

"It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. "There was no chemistry... He liked her more than she liked him... He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him."

Though Taylor Swift have learned a valuable lesson that we ladies have all learned at one point: generally speaking, pretty boys are boring. It’s a fact. I once dated a pretty boy and the only thing we had in common was the activities on his Serta mattress. I didn’t mind too much since he was fun to look at, and at that time he was better than the clingy certified D-bag I went to prom with. *shrugs*

Anyways, the point I’m trying to say is that since Taylor Lautner is not legal of age, Taylor and Taylor cannot legally be mounting each other doing the Taylor^2 (“Taylor squared”) on a Serta. Seeing that pretty boys are naturally boring it really leaves Taylor Swift no choice.

I feel for the girl.

Possible MIA & Thank You

Thanks so much for your comments on the previous post. It means a lot to me as I spent a lot of time executing something in my mind onto a few images and getting positive feedback. Of course I am also completely open to constructive criticism!! So please don't be shy, as you can see from my blog I don't take most things personal, as that is how we improve, right?

I apologize in advance again for possible MIA coming up. For the next few days I have to run some errands for my dad ("sh*t happens") plus an old friend is in town as well. So I might be late in replying for comments. Please bare with me! :)