December 30, 2009

Taylor^2 (Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner) Broke Up

If you’re wondering why the birds aren’t chirping as sweetly, why the sun isn’t shining as brightly and why that herd of rabbits got gangbanged by some raccoons last night at your local petting zoo… It is because Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have broken up. Oh noes!


As US Mag reports

"It wasn't really developing into anything, and wasn't going to, so they decided they were better as friends," a source close to Swift, 20, tells Us. "There was no chemistry... He liked her more than she liked him... He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn't travel much to see him."



Though Taylor Swift have learned a valuable lesson that we ladies have all learned at one point: generally speaking, pretty boys are boring. It’s a fact. I once dated a pretty boy and the only thing we had in common was the activities on his Serta mattress. I didn’t mind too much since he was fun to look at, and at that time he was better than the clingy certified D-bag I went to prom with. *shrugs*

Anyways, the point I’m trying to say is that since Taylor Lautner is not legal of age, Taylor and Taylor cannot legally be mounting each other doing the Taylor^2 (“Taylor squared”) on a Serta. Seeing that pretty boys are naturally boring it really leaves Taylor Swift no choice.

I feel for the girl.



--------------------------------
Possible MIA & Thank You

Thanks so much for your comments on the previous post. It means a lot to me as I spent a lot of time executing something in my mind onto a few images and getting positive feedback. Of course I am also completely open to constructive criticism!! So please don't be shy, as you can see from my blog I don't take most things personal, as that is how we improve, right?

I apologize in advance again for possible MIA coming up. For the next few days I have to run some errands for my dad ("sh*t happens") plus an old friend is in town as well. So I might be late in replying for comments. Please bare with me! :)

36 comments:

  1. ahahaha the first few sentences made me lol'd.
    i hope you got everything settled with your dad. happy new year :)

    ReplyDelete
  2. eeek too bad they look lovely together !maybe it was just publicity stunt !
    double taylor
    loll
    eek come back soon dar
    hehe

    ReplyDelete
  3. eeee...don't know what to say there. Too bad for Taylor L? lol.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Lol i didn't even know they were going out. They seem more like friends o_O and hope you come back soon =]

    ReplyDelete
  5. GIRL - you're hilarious!!!! taylor squared! BWAHAHAHA

    ReplyDelete
  6. HAPPPPPPPPPPPPYFREAKIN'NEWYEAR JULIEPOP! <3

    ReplyDelete
  7. i thought they were just friends and the next thing i heard is they broke up. well, maybe it's a good thing cause if they got married both of them will be called Taylor Lautner. LOL, yeah lame :D
    Happy New Year Julie!

    ReplyDelete
  8. i like them together but i dont think they are the best match so i think they are better off this way

    i believe shes like 20 and hes 17? younger guys arent that fun anyway :P

    ReplyDelete
  9. I didn't know they were going out either^^;

    Happy New Year 2010**

    ReplyDelete
  10. Lol I personally don't like either of them... but she has some good songs XP Lol @ boring pretty boys XD

    ReplyDelete
  11. Lmao!!!!! I personally don't like either one as well, but Taylor Swift's songs are not bad.
    Hope you had a great 2009. Happy New Year & wish you all the best in 2010!! ^_^

    ReplyDelete
  12. YAY!!!!!!! FINALLY; ME AND HIM WERE MEANT TO BE ANYWAY... LOL

    ReplyDelete
  13. Ohh too bad they broke up . I just like them to be together . Haha . Thanks for sharing this news ! Lol . And see you soon dear ! Happy new year !

    ReplyDelete
  14. 2 more months til Lautner turns 18 :P

    ReplyDelete
  15. Aw, I hope you don't go MIA but if you do we understand. Happy New Year's, sweetie! :D

    ReplyDelete
  16. Well they're young and will get on with their lives though it was fun to say Taylor Squared. Good luck with your errands!

    ReplyDelete
  17. Taylor Squared = AWESOME. LOL!

    Forget Perez Hilton... Pop Champagne's blog is where it's at! :D

    ReplyDelete
  18. hhahahha! you're always so funny! :P "taylor squared" ahha! :P

    aww.. too bad they broke up :P

    Hope you get all your errands done very soon and have fun lots of fun hanging out with your friend! <3

    ReplyDelete
  19. Happy New Year! I hope you've been having a great holiday season. Mine has been wonderful except for my cable modem dying on me. I just did a new post with a big announcement in it. I hope you'll check it out. Thanks. Take care. Have a fantastic holiday weekend. Cheers!

    ReplyDelete
  20. taylor swift seems to have bad luck in love

    first jonas brothers now taylor hehe but i guess she's still young so she still has a long way to go! for some reason i keep thinking she's in her 20s and keep forgetting she's so young!

    happy new year

    ReplyDelete
  21. whoa I saw this on E yesterday and hoped it wasnt true they were so cute together!!! is Taylor S older than Taylor L. if they are both underage they could do the bunny dance lol.

    ReplyDelete
  22. hahahhaa. u crack me up!!! anywho, have a safe and happy new year!!! <3 Rina

    ReplyDelete
  23. i've suddenly become very fond of Taylor Swift. so sad ;)

    Joyeuses Fetes!
    xoxo Mo

    ReplyDelete
  24. I'm not surprised. I think they both could have done better. :P

    ReplyDelete
  25. Too bad... they would have made some good lookin' babies...

    ReplyDelete
  26. You've got a great resolution! I need to hit the gym too b/c I am giving them money every month for free right now. D'oh! :(

    ReplyDelete
  27. I guess there just wasn't enough connection between the two of them lol ^_^

    Happy happy New Year to you girl!!! ^_^

    ReplyDelete
  28. I was just talking about them today and what a shame it was that he's taken. lol Well good thing hes single now =) Hes so dreamy

    ReplyDelete
  29. Have a wonderful new year and a healthy one! xoxo

    ReplyDelete
  30. First off... Happy New Year! It was great getting to 'know' you via your blog and I'm definitely looking forward to reading/seeing more in 2010!

    I think as a general rule, you shouldn't date someone with the same name as you. It didn't work for Paris and Paris either. And dating someone three years younger (especially if he's not even legal yet) at such a young age just seems creepy.

    Love those pics in the last post by the way! You really know how to rock a pose and the camera loves you!

    ReplyDelete
  31. I do not have a clue whom she was dating... she's not that hot here in the Netherlands I suppose. But yeah, pretty boys are boring, and usually corky!

    loves

    ReplyDelete
  32. aw.. she needs to get it on with someone else on a serta matress :P haha! that's funny, and you're too hilarious :)

    ReplyDelete
  33. Hmm...I had wondered why the birds weren't singing around me..this explains it!

    ReplyDelete