January 14, 2010

Avril Lavigne for Abbey Dawn

Here’s Avril Lavigne for her "Abbey Dawn" clothing line trying to live up to her "Punk Princess" status but looks more like those 14 year old hoes that skip class to be with some 20 year old welfare douchebag that loiters outside Eton Centre shopping mall downtown.

Unlike Avril who recently sent her husband to the curb, princesses don’t get divorces. Well, the ones in Disney movies don’t. Then again Disney gives very unrealistic expectations of love and men in general. Most men won’t even clean up their mess or dedicate 2 hours of their life to watch a chick flick with you, let along expecting them to slay a fire breathing dragon to save your @ss.

Hence I’m planning to get eloped in Vegas by an Elvis Priest to keep it simple. Low expectations lead to many pleasant surprises I tell ya.