January 13, 2010

Christina Aguilera is Itchy Down South

Christina Vagisila knows that it’s all in the face! Who cares that you have an yeast infection, or some other uncomfortable va-jay-jay irritations as long as you still look excellent in the face.

Before Christina leaves her house she doesn’t give a damn that her tampon is not adjusting nicely but she would spend 5 hours putting a pound of crap on her face and leave the tampon string adjustment in public.

That is some commitment. Perhaps Christina has her own version of the Homer Simpson make up gun. That would definitely save a lot of time caking all that sh*t on every morning.

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