January 21, 2010

Heidi Montag's Album Sold Less Than 1,000 Copies

A few months ago we were laughing at Brooke Hogan and 50 Cent because their albums tanked. Well the as-usuall-useless Heidi Montag manage to beat out these b*tches with her album sales, or the lack of, by selling less than 1000 copies of her album, "Superficial", in the first week.

Heidi manage to take her mouth off from sucking her twat husband’s pee-pee and suck at the music industry instead as her album only sold 658 copies as US Weekly reports. To make things more interesting, she used her own savings to make the album, as she says to Entertainment Weekly:

“I spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history. Within the first week, [I] will definitely make our money back.”

How can such a beautiful plastic siren with a perfect set of artificial fun bags bomb everything? It must be that all women are hating on her beauty and talent because we are jealous. She lip syncs due to being tone def from the sound of thousands of men begging for her love each day. This dark and gloomy world will never appreciate a true goddess she really is.

Note: Even Brooke Hogan's first album sold 30,442 copies on the first week. And she looks like a man.