January 21, 2010

Heidi Montag's Album Sold Less Than 1,000 Copies



A few months ago we were laughing at Brooke Hogan and 50 Cent because their albums tanked. Well the as-usuall-useless Heidi Montag manage to beat out these b*tches with her album sales, or the lack of, by selling less than 1000 copies of her album, "Superficial", in the first week.

Heidi manage to take her mouth off from sucking her twat husband’s pee-pee and suck at the music industry instead as her album only sold 658 copies as US Weekly reports. To make things more interesting, she used her own savings to make the album, as she says to Entertainment Weekly:

“I spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It’s cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality… The songs will make an impact in pop history. Within the first week, [I] will definitely make our money back.”

How can such a beautiful plastic siren with a perfect set of artificial fun bags bomb everything? It must be that all women are hating on her beauty and talent because we are jealous. She lip syncs due to being tone def from the sound of thousands of men begging for her love each day. This dark and gloomy world will never appreciate a true goddess she really is.


Note: Even Brooke Hogan's first album sold 30,442 copies on the first week. And she looks like a man.

61 comments:

  1. thank god her album didnt sell too well . i dislike her very much ! she seems so plastic and fake..uurrggghh hate those kinds of hollywood stars..

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  2. Yeah know if it wasn't for blogger I would have absolutely NO Clue who she is. I know she had alot of surgery I think recently??? I wouldn't buy her cd if someone paid me too. She's gotta really get over herself.

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  3. Well at least she got the album title right, huh? "Superficial" suits her perfectly. Lol XD

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  4. Wow! I didn't even think an album could sell so few copies - it almost seems unimaginable. I would think that fans of "The Hills" would have been a bit curious to see what she came up with. Guess not. :/

    And ohmigosh yes...we need to pop the top of a tuna can right at the desk of those fish lovers to show them what it's like to smell underwater flavors early in the morning!! :)

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  5. lolllll i think only perez hilton and his minions liked the album

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  6. lol...!! luv that outfit though cute

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  7. LOL... wow, go Heidi. What a waste of money, and time.

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  8. I found her (and that husband of hers) amusing ever since I saw them for the first time.. on the superficial.com "posing" for the paparazzi. Their lives are like.. a show. Aside from that, I don't know much about her, except she went through a recent bought of plastic surgery (and is addicted). I thought her pointy chin was super cute, and now her jaw is square. eh. I thought she'd actually do better on her album, actually. 1000 is pretty... sad.

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  9. Hahahahahahahhahaa oh my gosh I just died.
    Wow what an awful fail on her part. I feel like those child stars who grew up to be obscure musicians were more successful that her. WOW

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  10. I didn't even know she put out an album! haha she is so full of herself!

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  11. I feel bad for her. How else to pay for the 10 surgeries she just got?

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  12. i feel bad for her, maybe she should have spent time promoting it, radio, tv, clubs etc like other artists. well perhaps she'll re-release or go abroad like Paris

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  13. Twat, I love that word. Her hubby is definitely a va-jay-jay. LOL. I'm amazed she thinks she could sell so much with original titles like, One More Drink and Blackout. I hear she's planning a Christian album or something? TOTAL FAIL. Those surgeries did nothing for her. How sad.

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  14. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I cannot believe that she thought she was going to make back all she put into the album within a week! That's freaking horrible! I mean, the only reason Britney Spear's first album actually sold a ton, was because she was young, and she put herself out there! Heidi is like what? 30??!!

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  15. Oh my...lol @ the comment above... Heidi is like 4 years younger than Britney Spears and I'm pretty sure that's not why she sold any albums..I kind of feel bad for her...like there has to be something wrong with her right? LOL Maybe if she spent more money on her music videos and advertising it would have done much better..I didn't even know she released an album.

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  16. O god, Heidi is annoying! She deserves it...

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  17. maybe if she changes the album cover with her new body and face, that might help...

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  18. lol too bad, so sad for her. you know, she's not all that great anyways and her new "plastic" look... ewww... she was prettier and less fake the way she was before. now, she's just fake as heck.

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  19. The songs will make an impact in pop history.

    Oh, I'm feeling it. It's like MJ's Thriller. Everything has changed, wow. What an album, hehe.

    Had to lol, when I read your post :PP

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  20. All I can say is : Ha Ha!!

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  21. Lmao Brooke Hogan DOES look like a man...but now with Heidi's new face....she ALSO looks like one too. That's beyond sad that they announced the exact amount of CDs she sold. You are so right, she is completely USELESS. Check out a post about her surgeries here:

    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/42978036.html

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  22. i was watching the news one day on the base clinic and they said that each of the girls make $100 grand per show. like geez! she'll make up for that money even though she wasted it on this stupid album. no one even knows that she sings and if they heard she did they'd probably think she sucks.

    she is pretty, but after the plastic surgery ugh. she's just not all that anymore.

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  23. Ok, I didn't mind Heidi until she was with Spencer because he is the BIGGEST tool on the planet. And I think she'd be a decent person if it weren't for him. Barf.

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  24. Frankly, I'm surprised she even sold the 658 copies ! I youtubed her songs just to see what they were like and all I can say is...oh god my ears >.<

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  25. LOL Brooke Hogan reference! She does look like a man but I do like a few of her vocally-enhanced songs :P Heidi is starting to remind me of Aubrey O'Day. Ew. It does amaze me though that she sold anything!!

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  26. loooool u didnt mention that she now also looks like a tranny and cant move her face. shes such an idiot i dont even know where to start.

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  27. i think instead of using the almost-2-mil for her album, she shld spend it on more plastic surgery..change the whole face,maybe?..coz an album like tat?and her voice kinda sound like..*clueless on how she sound like, but obviously annoying!*

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  28. she's such a joke. hahahahahahaha :D

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  29. LOl. nice album title there. it suits her. i do have to admit though. i like the song "body language." maybe because she stole the background from some 80s song. hahaha... other than that, i'm not surprised why it didn't sell too well. :P

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  30. hahaha...that's so embarassing...i think she bought 600 of the 658 copies....^_^

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  31. she looks hot. I'm not sure if she got a great voice. lemme check that out. lol :D

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  32. I really don't like heidi montag.. lol i think she's ugly and dumb xP

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  33. I had no idea she had an album out (she's not remotely famous in Europe), I'm actually surprised she even sold 658 albums. Did her douche-bag husband buy 650 and her relatives buy the rest? And I can't believe how much surgery she got in some of the pics I've seen... she looked fine in the first few seasons of The Hills, but now she just looks like every other blonde bimbo in LA. I guess maybe she's giving Spencer that Playmate look to keep him away from actual Playmates. So lame when someone needs that much done to feel confident.

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  34. I don't like her at all. She's just a waste of space x_x

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  35. poor girl...she just doesn't realize "you got to have TALENT"!

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  36. Superficial is the title of her album? Kinda fitting isn't it? lol~

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  37. Poor lost Heidi. She needs to stop spending money trying to make herself something she isn't cut out to be, I miss wholesome Heidi...

    Speaking of lost, do you watch LOST??? I can't wait till Feb 2!!!

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  39. lmao whats wrong with that girl her image of beauty is very distorted so ignorant makes me mad that she's rich and dumb.

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  40. HAHAHA ! Nice nice , I don't like her . She's a dramatic woman with a plastic face :( Thanks for sharing this ! Have a nice weeend !

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  41. That's just so funny. I can't help feeling a liiiiittle bad for her though.

    I don't like her at all, and I think she looked so much better before her plastic surgery!

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  42. haha! i love that last comment you said how brooke hogan looks like a man & sold that many albums.

    i think maybe if she didn't act like a dumb B maybe her sales would've done better. lol

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  43. Hahaha I don't believe this. Seriously, less than a thousand copies? Now, that's something.
    Although I heard one of her songs and it wasn't too bad to be honest..I don't know which one it was...G.o.R.G.E.O.U.S or something it went like..:/
    Aww well I kinda feel bad for her.

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  44. oh he made his money back alright..for that low budget music video he produced. hahaha

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  45. I'm not shocked. But poor her. I can imagine her disappointment.

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  46. WTF is she wearing in the cover? I seriously dont feel bad for people like her. She is clueless and she definitely have the wrong people around her. She has gone crazy. I bet she bought 500 of her album to give away lol.

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  47. LOL flopping fail
    her silicon drippings couldn't save her.

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  48. I am so glad that happened, she is so ridiculous..23 with plastic surgeries.. like WHY
    my favorite was watching an interview with her and the woman asked her to sing something to the camera and she got so embarrassed and refused.. yea cuz you cant sing heidi!

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  49. heidi's looks have nothing to do with her album sales...people just don't like *her*. it doesn't matter if she's beautiful or ugly, it's the inside that people are turned off by.
    xoxo alison

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  50. :)) I cannot help but marvel at Brooke Hogan's shoe size :))

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  51. you have the best writting skills ever.... haha like i really dont care about these celebs so much to be following the lives but YOUR talented writting keeps me intruiged. im always looking foward to your next post.

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  52. lmfao.... I just don't get it, she could have been a nice, quiet, non self-centered bitch, & everything would of been okay, maybe people would have liked her... but no shes just a dumb V. Beckham wannabe that got 10 surgeries done in one day & swears she hott shit? -def not something people should look up to

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  53. She couldn't do better because of all those fugly, nerdy women were hating her. And it was God and the angels who bought 657. Her loving, supportive husband bought the first one. Please note the lack of any and all sarcasm. ;)

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  54. LOL didn't realize you already did a post on Heidi! Shoulda known :p

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  55. omg. I wouldn't have bought her album either! OR I wouldn't have illegally downloaded it off the internet o_O! (now that's bad when I don't even want it for free lol)

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