January 20, 2010

John Mayer on Rolling Stone- The STD Awareness Issue

Here are some pictures of John Mayer on Rolling Stone. I feel like I’m getting a UTI (urinary track infection) just from looking at these pictures.

Now I do love some of John's songs. But on one hand he's singing about love and lost and everything "awww" related but in real life John’s wee-wee pretty much boinked every hoe he possibly can. He treats women like disposable zip-lock bags. He’s so dirty that he’s be better off sticking his peen in a urinal and that’d still be a lot cleaner.








I leave you with this from John’s interview with Rolling Stone.

On his relationships:
“All I want to do now is f–k the girls I’ve already f–ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer!’ So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”


On Tiger Woods' problem: "If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life."


Douche. But he's got one thing right, masterbating does solve a lot of problems. As my friend says: It's cheaper than dating. You know what you're getting. And you can't catch what you already have. *shrugs* sooo..... about that world cup eh???

56 comments:

  1. I never really liked him much, but now Woa I don't like him. Too bad he's kinda cute now, but that is Grade A Class Jerk.

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  2. HAHAHAAH, that's what he said?? He's such an idiot - quotes like that is why girls won't date him! Not because he's "John Mayer"

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  3. never am a john mayer fan & never will be..
    you're so right about him. goes to show that you don't get to judge somebody by his music,huh?

    tsk tsk tsk
    i think he's a pretty hopeless case
    -__-"

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  4. he's gonna grow old into a really decrepit lame version of jack nicholson minus the bangin' acting career

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  5. I really don't think he is that hot either. He just kinda gives me the creeps. I do like his music though.

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  6. WOOHOO FOR THE WORLDCUP!!! SOO SUPER LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT!!! i am not a jm fan! i don't like his music either.

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  7. hahaha, I never knew John was so dirty... gross. I'm not a big fan of his anyway.

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  8. "hahaha, I never knew John was so dirty... gross. I'm not a big fan of his anyway." ditto! :o

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  9. I never thought he was like that, ugh feel like im getting uti too >.< good thing im more of jason mraz!

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  10. OMG, I just CANNOT stand him at all. I seriously don't understand why people are so crazy about him. & besides he looks like such a bum in these pictures 6__6

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  11. O_o i always thought that John Meyer was a good guy. But I never really looked into his personal life. Ewwww... He's a total disappointment to me now :/

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  12. hot, talented but dirrrrty. No ones perfect I suppose....

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  13. lol men... sex.... men... sex

    hmm who's next? maybe michael buble is really dirty and raunchy too!

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  14. OMG, an appropriate title girl. He is just classy, wow.

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  15. Lol at you girl, haha. This was funny to read. Well, he's a douche, judging from what he said. But he's a great musician. We need to separate the art from the artist :) He performed so well on that MJ tribute concert. Although I don't agree with what he says, I give him credit to say it openly, so women know what they expect. A biggest douche is a guy, who pretends he treats women nicely and says he loves them, but then just uses them.

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  16. Gahhhh. Sexy but a total douche bag. Plus he makes all these romantic sweet songs... wth???

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  17. Ok I have to admit that I had to Google this guy to find out who he is xD.
    Hey when life gives you lemons, masturbate!
    With re to bodyshop, yeah totally wait until their sale or u'll kick urself. I hate it when brands have these ridonkulous sales AFTER u've bought something for full price. Rather buy LV n know they'll never go on sale than buy Coach n see a 50% off sign 2 weeks later.

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  18. New to your blog. Saw the title in a blogroll from my friend Tama's blog and couldn;t resist. I personally think John Mayer is and always has been overrated. He's mediocre at best. And now I have even more reason not to like him because he's so skeazy. He looks like a tool in those photos. I guess it's been a while since I've seen a photo of him; I used to peg him for the long haired yuppie type.

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  19. I love John Mayers songs but I have to agree with you he's a Man Whore!!!

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  20. I don't like john mayer now. He looks like a greaser. Someone you might not want to run into in a dark alley!

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  21. He may be cute but I just don't care for him...

    xoxox,
    CC

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  22. OMG I LOVE John Mayer ('s MUSIC) soooo much that I try and stay away from reading his interviews cuz he talks like such a DOUCHE! His lyrics are so heartwarming and can be so intelligent but he talks like an ass. Im not physically attrac ted to him but again, Im so in love with his music. Im actually seeing him in vegas this year! Ill be sure to bring vagisil lol jk

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  23. This man should just never give interviews or speak, because every tie he opens his mouth he just proves how much of an asshole he is!

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  25. I'll admit his songs are good, but I've never found him good looking at all. My friend from high school was IN LOVE with him and thought he was the most good looking celebrity out there lol. He just looks too dirty/scruffy/sketchy for me and like you said, his peen would be cleaner in a urinal soooo yeah. I feel like I'd get STD from just looking at him any longer.

    Reply to your last comment: You have it, so make use of it right?? Haha

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  26. Definitely not hot. he looks like a stoner in those pics lol.

    did you hear that he only went with Jen Aniston for her money? =/ i really like her too

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  27. He takes the crown in douchedom.

    P.S Yep, have stayed at the Venetian. Between the two, the Venetian is a wee bit nicer imo. ;)

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  28. wow what a jerk, i actually had no idea he was like this. his songs are soo different! these comments better be a PR stunt!!

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  29. he looks cute. but i just don't like him even before. more so now.

    xx,
    betz
    http://herarmoire.blogspot.com

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  30. Ugh, definitely a doucebag. Just looking at him makes me wanna slap a bitch.

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  31. a douche is alwes/forever will be a douche.I just don like him!

    And i donno wat makes him so "attractive" that even Taylor S was caught,hangin out wit him?man..

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  32. hahaha...I cant believe he makes that kind of statement in an interview *sigh* he makes Michael Buble more tolerable

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  33. " i feel like i'm getting a UTI just from looking at him " hahahha!

    but boooo! i'm not always up to date on celeb crap so after reading this and exerpts from his interview, i kinda lost respect for him. haha!

    p.s hes not even hot.

    *cringe*

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  34. True ha. He can be a "smart @#&%" sometimes....but I adore his music. It's always so pure and soulful.

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  35. I do understand his "twisted love triangular" concept........

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  36. Why? Like whhhy does he... ugh, just why?! Don't. Understand. He's. Such. A. Douche.

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  37. HAHA. God he's gone beyond the douchebaggery and straight to the 'i might as well screw a hole in the ground'

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  38. I was never a John Mayer fan. Indeed, he's a men whore!

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  39. lol He's such a douche -_- thank you for your advice! I'mma try them out =P

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  40. i like his songs but not himself either!

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  41. awww sux.. he sounds like such a jerk ><
    I guess jerks can make good music... :P

    and about avatar.. haha! Yeah, I thought that was weird too :P people being all depressed :P
    they should open their eyes and appreciate what they have around them more :P

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  42. I hope you get that UTI taken care of STAT! LOL!

    I really like John Mayer's music. He seemed like a mellow, wholesome guy to me at first. Now? Not so much!

    I gotta say, he was really funny when he was on Fantasy Factory. I will give him that, fa sho!

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  43. waiting for the world and john to change:)
    check2 rock2!!!

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  44. lmaooooooooooo........ur so damn funny hun

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  45. I don't know where John Meyer gets that big head of his ! Poor jennifer aniston..and basically every other girl he's been with!

    & LOL @ the coworker of yours that said LOLLLL but didn't laugh! Hahahah I do that all the time

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  46. he's so pretty! i love him! :D

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  47. Ugh, he annoys me so. I don't get how women still fall for him considering it's pretty well-known what a player he is and he isn't exactly the hottest guy out there. Honestly, I might actually have more respect for him if he sang songs about banging chicks, but the fact he does all the mushy sappy songs then does the exact opposite in real life is pretty lame.

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  48. he is so full of crusty sperm shit.
    he shouldn't be allowed to breed.
    those girls/guys? who throw themselves at him
    deserve to die a painful death.
    poor jen :/
    one day, gurl!

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  49. i love him and think that he is hilarious...i follow him on twitter and his tweets are priceless!

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  50. OMG JULIE.. let's go wash his hair! I feel like I need to go take a shower now >_>

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