January 20, 2010

John Mayer on Rolling Stone- The STD Awareness Issue

Here are some pictures of John Mayer on Rolling Stone. I feel like I’m getting a UTI (urinary track infection) just from looking at these pictures.

Now I do love some of John's songs. But on one hand he's singing about love and lost and everything "awww" related but in real life John’s wee-wee pretty much boinked every hoe he possibly can. He treats women like disposable zip-lock bags. He’s so dirty that he’s be better off sticking his peen in a urinal and that’d still be a lot cleaner.

I leave you with this from John’s interview with Rolling Stone.

On his relationships:
“All I want to do now is f–k the girls I’ve already f–ked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer!’ So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”

On Tiger Woods' problem: "If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life."

Douche. But he's got one thing right, masterbating does solve a lot of problems. As my friend says: It's cheaper than dating. You know what you're getting. And you can't catch what you already have. *shrugs* sooo..... about that world cup eh???