January 26, 2010

Ke$ha is Desirable

We like exotic things. Like limited MAC holiday collections. Antique furniture. And having a gay guy best friend.

Unlike Ke$ha the "Tic Toc" girl. Everyone has a blonde friend who looks like Ke$ha. You go to a club on the weekend and you’ll see dozens of Ke$has skanking it out on the dance floor.

This is because being a Ke$ha is easy. Just do your make up and hair the day before and roll out of bed with it, get a major push up bra, and cover yourself with a litre of glitter like a good tranny ready to give it up to the highest bidder. If you can still feel your pores, then it means you haven't put enough make up and glitter on you!

And if you want to top Ke$ha, brush your teeth with a bottle of jack in front of a crowd of guys to show off some oral skills. That's how you get their attention, isn't it?? Well, let me know if there's a better way.




55 comments:

  1. Your description is hysterical, darling!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  2. You are always so friggin' funny! I definitely have some friends that remind me of Miss Thang up above.

    BTW, you always have the best songs on your page! <3

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  3. I hear guys are attracted to girls who smell like alcohol, but i'm not sure they like the smell or is it because it turns them on to get with a drunk chick cuz their easy!

    haha you do have a point there, girls do like cheesy romance stories, if i had money i would probably start a porn for women type of deal where the guys are hot and romantic, while the girls look like your average girl next door and no huge double d's allowed! maybe start a series called in and out at Twilight?? oh yeah! :)

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  4. :)) LOVE IT! =)) I saw a scary photo of her in a white and green over sized jacket. Man, more like wake up in the morning looking like P diddy :P

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  5. you know i really like the song at first on the radio but i saw her performed live and she sucks! she sounded NOTHING like the song on the radio and the chreography is just plain easy and barely ANYTHING. after the performace she answered some questions and my conclusion to her is: typical dumb blonde and it makes me wonder how can that kind of people become "a star" ???

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  6. Oh lord. Tra$hit knows no limit. Her crustiness is undeniably repulsive. What ever happened to talent? And good hygiene.

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  7. The description is insane lol xD. I love it! Haha but she DOES look just like that..

    The glitter, oh my, it looks kinda dangerous.. I mean is it LEGAL to walk around like that?

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  8. Hahaha, yeah, she totally scares me! xoxo

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  9. Hhahah nice.

    I don't like her one bit :P

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  10. Omgoodness! Your WIT is so fearless, humourous and clever. I enjoy reading you post............and to think THIS is what the new world is bringing in...so what did the old world have that they decided to pass on? I suppose "every other Ke$ha" is downloading by the minute....tik..tok...there's another one. smh.

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  11. Hahaha thank you for teaching me how to look exactly like Ke$ha, it's been a life-long dream of mine. Who knew it'd be so easy ! LOL.
    I wonder who's been buying all her albums.

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  12. Okay, seriously, I have NO IDEA who this girl is.

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  13. I like her song, but I don't like the way she looks. Her song is pretty catchy though, I think her song has hit most clubs by now. Too bad her looks can't be as good as her song.

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  14. I was wondering what kesha looked like. Woa, she looks like she needs to go back to school. LOL tranny. Awesome!!

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  15. LOL. Your description is hilarious :))

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  16. This girl is not my cup of tea, even, if she puts glitter in some more delicate parts ;) Brilliantly written, witty and sarcastic: That's the Julie I like :-)

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  17. Her song is catchy I must say...but it's bad to agree with you ....although I totally do. At the clubs here it's ALL you see on the dance floors. They're usually the FIRST ones bustin' a move...or rather flashing their hoo ha's at everyone else.

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  18. THAT GIRL ALWAYSSSSSSSSSS LOOKS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOMETHING! I MEAN ALWAYS! LMAO!

    But OMG! This morning on Perez Hilton's site I saw a photo of her and she looked like Blake Lively! :/

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  19. LOOOL. I do like her song, but that's about it (:

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  20. Omg, thanks for doing this post! I don't get what the appeal of this girl is. A lotta ppl have compared her to Taylor Swift.

    BUT UM---HELLLO?!!!

    That's not even an accurate comparison. Taylor Swift is not that skanky, dirty white trash of a whore that Ke$ha is (I don't even get why she got that "$" in her name. It oughta just represent that broke-ass trailer trash in her.)

    P.S. I seriously love, love your style of writing. Lol, keep up the great work, girl! =)

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  21. You're so funny, I like you :)

    And I just noticed your sidebar, I love Matt Nathanson! :)

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  22. lolol gurl ur too funny!!
    xo
    mw

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  23. lmfao, now I like the song... but when I saw who sang it I was like wlxdjvknjdkn4398yhfn?! this ugly white girl? lol nothing against white girls, she just looks too innocent, & I thought maybe a Caribbean girl sang it...

    anywho, shes trash, she'll be trash in a few months, her new single sucks...

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  24. oh and to really authenticate her just throw your vagina out free to all the gross sweaty yelling for no reason type dudes. :)

    love the post! youre hilarious!

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  25. LOL. My BF loves Tic Toc for some reason. I think its the beat. She's a one-hit wonder - I listened to some of her other songs, and they weren't so hot.

    Hell yes sleep over! LOL. It'd be awesome if we could do a shoot together. I'll def. call you if I come in town. (: And my mom just called me, your package arrived today! I can't wait to do a show and tell, lol. Have a great week<3

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  26. i can't imagine brushing my teeth with a bottle of jack. lol. i don't even know how jack tastes like.

    anyway, i love the sarcasm again. she is quite a different gal. and ive never gone clubbing but i would at least wanna look pretty not.. roll out of bed and go clubbing. lol! ke$ha's hair does look like she just woke up! LOL! and what's up the with make up ?! O_O

    oh ... and love the music ^_^

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  27. lol at amy's comment. what an awesome name for a porn, haha

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  28. Exactly,hun!
    Very well said..i couldn't agree more.

    Kesha seems to be a trying-hard wanna-be star that tries to get attention by looking like a trash.
    >_<

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  29. She's gross. Is it just me or does she kind of look like Blake Lively in those pictures??

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  30. She looks like a run-down Taylor Swift. Just sayin'.

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  31. oh so this is how she looks like....I've heard her songs but never saw who sang it..hehe

    &

    I know I was so shocked with the ending of the Mist....I wasn't expecting it at all....just plain crazzyyy...:D

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  32. My first thought when seeing this image was: "THIS GIRL IS SERIOUSLY TRASHY!" I didn't know who she was til you mentioned her brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. Like many others have mentioned the song is catchy, but hell that doesn't redeem this chick in any way shape or form. She's probably auto-tuned like at least half the current female pop stars nowadays. I'm gonna have to start stopping by here more often; your posts have got me cracking up. :)

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  33. Gross, although I probably would have thought her edgy when I was 12.

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  34. You look fab in your photoshoot on the previous post!

    I've been so in my own little college and jewelry world that I don't even keep up with latest in the entertainment industry. Heard her song in the radio and went "OH GOD." My bf was playing curious to see who she was when he say that she was one of the "emerging" stars on Yahoo's front page-- watched the tic toc video.

    I'd be really annoyed to raise kids in this kind of environment. -_-

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  35. i mean the very 1st line,"wake up in the morning feelin like PDiddy?" hmm..im like...ok?but feelin like PDiddy?How can she tell she's feel like P Diddy when she got off from the bed tat mrng??? im totally clueless.

    p/s: i set it as my morning alarm tone, who knows i might "feelin like Pdiddy"?lmao

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  36. Hmmm all valid points PopC, however she's making serious dolla-bills-y'all and we're still stuck listening to her craptastic vocal-musings. Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack indeed...Ke$ha's takin' it to the bank!

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  37. I agree, she's kinda trashy and idk. Common-looking?

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  38. LOL... the song is catchy, but she's just a mess. It's like a younger, more pathetic version of Courtney Love. Someone should tell her it's all been done before! Is she even old enough to legally buy a bottle of Jack??

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  39. oh man, i hate all that glitter she puts on. it's gross. haha love your commentary. <3

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  40. hahahah. gotta love! yeah sorry, ke$ha is kind of a big tranny mess. but, hate to admit, that song is pretty infectious! lol

    another great piece!

    <3
    eden

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  41. Omgosh! HAHH.. Funny stuff.. I heard the song, and I was like, "Catchy.. A fun song.." Then, I saw her.. THe cover of the album was ok, but other pics, I couldn't believe it was her! HAHA.. I guess she looks fun.. Her other songs are ehhh.. Fun new artist I guess.

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  42. you cracked me up girl! some girls are born with glitter in their veins. apparently, she needs transfusion. =)

    xx,
    betz
    http://herarmoire.blogspot.com

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  43. LOL the last time I wore glitter eyeliner I was in tears - does not mix well with contacts. Lesson learned.

    I know - so many seasons still Lost, well they're not really lost anymore...LOL, too complicated to explain. Sigh, one last season.

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  44. It's actually true...I feel as if I see a Ke$ha lookalike no matter where I go! I absolutely love the way you write!! :)

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  45. tra$h and guilty as hell :) hahaha

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  46. lmao... your description always crack me up. And I detest this girl...shes the reason why 15 year old girls are getting drank these days. She's the epitome of White Trash.

    and thank you for the birthday greeting dear! :)

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  47. haha, it is pretty trannytastic- but as she is a performer, looks kinda fun to do!

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  48. haha thats soo true about you'll see plenty of keshas everywhere lol

    btw.
    I tagged you on my blog =)

    <3
    Lillian

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  49. dude.. ke$ha needs a shower! LOL :) I think lady gaga is the only one that can put shit on her face and pull it off. I just think kesha is not desirable though! She's just like white trash to me though! >_>

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  50. she looks crazy~ those glitter pieces are so big and gritty~~ how can she feel comfy with all that and the makeup~~

    love your playlist^^

    xx

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