January 28, 2010

Lance Bass looking like Fight Club

Here's Lance Bass, the pretty one in N'SYNC, being all tough and edgy, or pulling an Adam Lambert. I guess life after N'SYNC of being openly gay, playing dress up and dating models get boring after a while.

Adam Lambert is probably the coolest gay guy in Hollywood right now. But what makes him so edgy? Is it the black eyeliner that makes him look like a squinty Asian? Or dressing up in shiny things? Or kissing guys?

I've been wearing black eyeliner for years, I love dressing in shiny things, I kiss guys and I'm actually Asian, no one ever compliments my edgyness. Alright, since I don't have a song or a stage, I suppose I will simulate some oral sex moves here on Blogspot instead.... Get ready in 3, 2,...

Just kidding! Ugh, I wouldn't do that to you! But enjoy these pictures of Lance Bass. I do think he's got that Jared Leto hotness going on.




63 comments:

  1. I'm always scared by guys with eyeliners lolz I dunno why, I see tons of girls with heavy eyeliners and I'm fine but when I see guys with eyeliners I felt like running away XD XD I reckon he'll look hotter without the eyeliner, and shaving will help too lolz

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  2. .......Okay so I'm a lil speechless at these photos. He looks kinda hot in the first pic but the others um yeah definitely stop ripping off Adam Lambert. That's Lance?? I just saw Zoolander the other day & saw the cute Lance back in the day. hmmm...

    Your posts are so funny girl. I think I blame My Chemical Romance & AFI for the eye-liner, but it only works on some guys I think. Unfortunately I don't think Lance is one of them. =/ I wear eyeliner everyday I wish I got some credit too!! =)

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  3. Thats scary. It doesn't even look like Lance Bass at all!!

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  4. man - i can't get enough of your thoughts! they're just so entertaining! not a big fan of these pictures - i guess - it's not really the side of lance i've seen and it's different heheh oh well - if he wants to be like AL - thats cool too. -______-"

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  5. I think Lance Bass is kinda cute on the first pic (center)but the other pix scared me out of my wits. Just like acutelife I'm scared of guys with eyeliners ahaha except for Adam Lambert coz I find him kinda cute and you're right edgy or maybe tis because I love his song Time for Miracles ^_^

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  6. Somehow I can't look at his pics for over 5 sec.. ehm, Julie, I rather look at some of your hot pics instead :)

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  7. That is quite frightening. I might just have nightmares!

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  8. ooh lala he does have the jared leto thing going on! you know who else is gay and edgy? christian siriano, whoops! not edgy,FIERCE!! LOL

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  9. ::::singing::::: nooo,noooo, NO! Watching LB is as disappointing as someone telling the last scene in a movie while you're watching it AND at the edge of your set...........complete disaster. Good bye, you are the weakest link.

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  10. :O All I can say is if you didn't tell me it was Lance, I wouldn't know! That's crazy haha and I'm not sure if it's in a good or bad way.. the hello kitty cakes are better as decoration actually :) surprisingly they looked better than they tasted! Sorry about your co-op... that you have to deal with him for so long.. eeks

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  11. cool song choice - LOVE Angels + Airwaves :)

    LMAO @ "is it the black eyeliner that makes him look like a squinty Asian?"

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  12. Holy crap, the first and last pictures DO NOT look like Lance Bass. Crazy what some eye liner and facial hair can do.

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  13. yess he can be in my marching band anytime
    just came across your blog and i love it! you are beyond hilarious :D

    x.o

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  14. Damn it doesn't even look like him anymore, he just looks too wild and edgy for my liking. Kinda more like a crack adict who raided my makeup

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  15. omg too much guyliner
    his unwashed hair is reminiscent of a certain...ke$ha.
    i love the dominatrix hat though. haaay

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  16. Haha, you and me are so sync! I just posted about Adam Lambert! Oh god, I lurrrrv him so much! He is sooooooo gorgeous... ^.^
    I think guys look better than girls with heavy eyeliner...especially if they have blue or gray eyes...the contrast makes it so stunning!
    Lance Bass looks like Tim Roth in these photos... Kinda scared me tho...

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  17. Wow, he is practically unrecognizable!

    Very Adam Lambert, you are right!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  18. Lance, is this a pre-mid-life crisis? Do we need to call JT and the boys for an intervention? It's just not him. There's only one Adam Lambert...blazin' trails with that Only For Broad-way voice and a crap-load of eye-liner!

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  19. OMG EWWW!!!! ACjhsdkkkk! grosss! !NASSHHTYY!!!! *gags* *cringe* *puke* hahahahah!!! okay.. i think you get it. but that was just utterly disturbing. and hey... i'm asian too with black eyeliner kissing boys... whers my edge? hahaha! maybe i should style my hair like his and grow some stubble. (not that i could)

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  20. he looks like a gay jared leto...haha....

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  21. Wow if you didn't tell me it was Lance Bance I definitely wouldn't have recognized him! He was always so clean-shaven, what's with this scruffyness going on? These pictures actually really freak me out. What happened to the good ol' days when all Lance wanted to do was fly to the moon?

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  22. I have a love hate relationship regarding boys with eyeliner. On the one hand, I'm drawn to them...on the other hand, I'm worried they'll use MY eyeliner.
    Bah. I'll just still with my smelly lunk xD

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  23. Lance Bass looks fucking crazy! I never knew he had it in him! I always liked him when he was in Nsync. :)

    I haven't heard K$sha's new song yet. I think I'm going to have to look it up on youtube later, after I finish watching all my daily videos!

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  24. Hahah the first pic is definitely very Jared Letto. And wow I definitely don't see the appeal in Adam Lambert, but I can't say I've heard him sing either. Wheres the fun in worshiping a singer who you can't really even fantasize falling for you?!

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  25. Haha. Idk about this look though; I guess I'm still used to Lance from *NSYNC. But he does look really edgy...that's the point I guess. =P :)
    --Ciara<3

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  26. I don't know about this, I don't think Lance can pull it off all the way. The make up is good but I guess it's because I already know it's Lance so when I look at him all I see is gay boy band dude so this doesn't arouse me like Adam might haha

    We should definitely start a porn business, I think it would actually boom at this point in time where women are more open and comfortable with pleasuring themselves than ever!! Plus it would be nice to have a good romantic porn to put on when you want to watch something with your significant other rather than some raunchy dirty one where you can smell the nasty juice oozing out of the screen!

    I love your storyline, we can also have the guy caress the girls face every now and then and tell her how beautiful she is and how much he loves her..awwww while he does her from behind awwwwww :D

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  27. Wow if you didn't point out his name I don't think I would've recognized him.

    Too much eyeliner... ><

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  28. geez, he's crazy. my friend back in middle school used to have a mad crush on him, haha.

    i've been eating out so much since i've been with my boyfriend...haha. seriously need to limit it..

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  29. Ah I always thought he was the hot one!! Even though he turned out gay. I like hot gay guys. Mmm mmm and Jared Leto (;

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  30. Wow, he doesn't look like himself at all! I think it's because he's got such a goofy smile on all the pics of him I can think of..

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  31. If you hadn't told us that was Lance, I would have honestly never guessed. Didn't know he was still in entertainment. But I guess most stars don't really "retire"....

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  32. Oh My I didnt even recongnize him, nuts

    www.Nubiasnonsense.com

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  33. Meh. Actually he looks better than Adam Lambert whose popularity I don't get. He's just a gay guy wearing eyeliner, what's edgy about that? He seems like a whiny baby to me.

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  34. Hi dearie! I miss you! It has been a long time since I checked your blog. Sorry, I was so busy with work. Aww, I think Lance lost some weight. I love Adam Lambert. He's got such a powerful voice.

    Lots of love,

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  35. I didn't recognize him! And if a guy wears eyeliner, then that's the end of our love story! LOL.

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  36. That doesn't even look like Lance, lol. The first picture looks awesome and the other two looks odd. I don't like Adam Lambert at all, so I didn't see that perf, but I have seen the pics. He's a nasty mother*! LOL. I think its is Blah blah blah. So far I like Take It Off and Kiss N' Tell somewhat, haha. We'll see how she does.

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  37. omg at the first glance i thought it was johnny depp!

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  38. i don't think he can carry the eyeliner look,lol!

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  39. It's so funny, when I first saw these pictures on Perez Hilton a few days ago I instantly thought it was Jared Leto; I almost died when I realized it was Lance Bass!! :)

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  40. eyeliners on guys scare me. he's hotter without it.

    xx,
    betz
    http://herarmoire.blogspot.com

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  41. WOW I didn't even recognize him until I read the name. LMFAO.....I have a story. So, when I was in 7th grade I went to the 'Nysnc concert & at one point Lance was looking at our section and my friend an I were TOATALLY convinced that he purposely looked AT US only hahaha. But seriously though, not my cup of tea LOL. Chace Crawford on the other hand, mmmmm. By the way, nominated you for a blog award. :)

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  42. i used to love him. like..LOVE him. i have a problem falling for gay guys apparently, even when i was 8. haha.

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  43. err uhmm he should go back to wearing just lipgloss haha

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  44. Halo girl, thanks so much for visitin' me and for the sweet comments too ^_^

    About my NOTD using a toy gun, I actually had thoughts of using a real one ahaha. I backed out the last minute, It's gun ban here in the Philippines right now due to the upcoming elections, don't want any police knockin' on our door lol, ^_^

    Have a very happy weekend girl ;)

    xoxo
    ems

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  45. hahaa he looks emo to me.. lol

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  46. I think he just looks silly. I know he's aiming for edgy, but is it really anything special if it's been done before? Then again, he was never the hottest guy in the group, so this is definitely an improvement ;-)

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  47. Lance does look good in these pics...but nothing compared to the smokin' hot adam!

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  48. Hmmm...I think Adam Lambert is sexy but that's probably the only guy who wears eye liner that I think that way of! Lance looks okay in the first/top picture. He'd look way hotter to me without the eyeliner/eye shadow since I do like the scruffy look. The other two pictures I don't think he's looking great at all LOL. I don't even recognize him in them.
    Love your blog btw. Very entertaining :)

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  49. Lmao!

    Hey girl, I got an award for you on my blog. I nominated youuu. <3

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  50. omg. hotness! wooo!

    man... this really makes me want to have a gay guy bff :[

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  51. ew. these pics made me feel weird. lol he loooks creepy. lol

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  52. Oh Lance, go find your own look!! LOL!

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  53. Oh no! He's gotten taken over by venom :P!!! LOL, I hope you saw spiderman >_>

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  54. Your blog is hilarious. lol. He doesn't even look like Lance Bass anymore. But he does look pretty hot in these photos.

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