January 7, 2010

The Photoshop Award: Kim Kardashian

Here’s Kim Kardashian the other night looking like a zebra. Do you know that zebras have shiny coats that dissipate over 70% of body heat, and that some scientists believe the stripes help the animals withstand intense solar radiation? The use of black and white stripes is also a form of camouflage to confuse predators. These are real facts.




Well, stripes, dots, all the same. Whatever it is to convince Kim that she’s a size 2 or whatever she says she is.

Kim does have a nice face and a hot body. But what bothers me is that I really can’t associate the above picture with her most recent perfume ad below. Though we all know that Kim likes cocks, the perfume chick sitting in the middle of what looks like a fancy cock ring looks nothing at all like Kim.

But if they tell me that my ass will be bigger after spraying it with the "Voluptuous Fragrance" then damn it I’m sold!


If you’re interested in the ass enhancement spray it will be on sale in Sephora with prices ranging from $16 for a .33-oz to $65 for a 3.4-oz spray. Cock ring sold separately.

FYI I'll be spending the rest of the day and tomorrow unpacking/sleeping to get over jet leg. So replies may be delayed. If I don't talk to you soon have a great weekend! Oh and take a listen to Owl City's new song "Vanilla Twilight" on my mixpod, I'm so in love with it! :D

58 comments:

  1. LMAO i can't believe you are talking about my girl Kim K lol. Damn I almost didnt recognize her in the photo. Her thighs looks super small lol. Where is the vuluptuous Kim?

    I hope you have a good rest JUlie!

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  2. I LOVE KIM THOUGH! lol And that dress is super cute.

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  3. i seriously LMAOed at this post!
    her face looks so weird in the perfume ad, like she just smelt something bad. did you notice that? haha

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  4. When I previously read that she was a size 2, I thought no way! This proves it. Whether or not she makes a stand (cellulite? no to photoshop?), in the ends it's always just a little more publicity. She's still a sexy beautiful woman!

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  5. I LOVE THE ZEBRA COMMENT!!! hilarious!!

    she looks VERY sick in the ad.....IF sexy was the look she was going for in the ad - it didn't work on me.

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  6. Haha! Great post! I saw that ad of Kim already, and I didn't think it was her!

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  7. damn!!I wish I could photoshop myself...but her face on the ad looks like the ugly JLO....

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  8. LMAO. She really looks nothing like herself in the fragrance ad! Kind of sad actually...

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  9. Lolll I love this hot bitch and all her real woman cellulite (: But she looks like some kind of anorexic-yet-big-chested-bird in that ad :(

    LOL and I have not seen the sex tape, I wonder if it was good XD

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  10. Not loving the zebra dress, but she does look really pretty in the two above photos.
    But that perfume ad...wtf?

    Enjoy your rest! xoxo

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  11. lol totally isn't her...haha unless they did really bad airbrushing.
    your domo pictures in the previous post look cool

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  12. lol..that was funny ..i <3 me some kim k though

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  13. her perfume ad does not look like her at all!! she actually looks like a vegas show girl or stripper haha so i have no idea why i would want to smell like that!

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  14. Her butt alone commands its own zip code. I do love her face though. ;)

    P.S I didn't bother to check out what's in the sundae but whatever it is, is def not worth $1K!

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  15. Woah where did her abs come from? Maybe she was just a lil full that night in her zebra dress :P

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  16. Is that seriously supposed to be Kim? Photoshop seriously does wonders!

    && I love love that Owl City song too. The lyrics are cute, and actually make sense compared to his Fireflies song!

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  17. Hi girl!

    This post got me in stitches! XD

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  18. hahaha
    zebra!
    XD

    but i have to say that her curves are really showing on that dress.

    she looks so different on the ad. If her name is not written on it, i never would have guessed that its her.

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  19. yes she does get photshopped a lot, but then again which celebrity doesn't? but i am with you on the whole perfume thing, that does not look like her at all. except for her boobs. lol

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  20. Heck I didn't even recognise her at first!!!
    haha love your Zebra facts- you are a smart little cookie ;) I've always wanted to know though- are they black with white stripes or white with black strips???
    Ha, anyway! All these ad campaigns with celebs are getting out of hand! Soon it will be a task just trying to figure out who the actual celeb is with all the crazy airbrushing and photo shopping!

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  21. hi, its been quite awhile! i super missed your blog and your cute accessory designs.:) yeha, kim k's figure boggles me a lot.. but i guess photoshop is the answer! lol..

    do come visit me soon:)

    <3
    eden
    http://chicinthetropics.blogspot.com

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  22. Did not know that about zebras... shall use it as an ice breaker at parties from now on... I will be so popular XD
    Hmm...maybe it's just a random model? It doesn't look like her at all...

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  23. Hmmm.. that's true. It doesn't look like her at all.
    Have a good rest! :)

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  24. i hate how she says shes a size two! bitch is NOT a size two!!! ima 2 and im not that huge!!!! lol and hell yeahhh she is photoshop queen <333 even zebras are skinnier. lol i love her but bitch is thick she nneeds to stopp frontin with im 2 bullshit

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  25. LMAO!!!!! I just burst out laughing and almost pee'd myself. This is probably my fave celebrity post you've made by far. I always wondered about her mentioning she's a "size 2" as well. I was like....uhhh...if she's a size 2 then what am I?...a negative 5? Hahah. I'll admit she has a very nice voluptuous body but it is NOT A SIZE 2. Reminds me of customers that come in and try a size S when CLEARLY they are size L. >.<

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  26. Lmao yeah lol it doesn't look like her at all xD Zebras always have big asses so maybe she's a zebra secretly and that was her way of hinting us? lol This song is pretty awesome lol great you got me addicted to another one of the songs you have on here xD

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  27. and OMG my boyfriend tried on the corset! funniest picture moment ever!!!!

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  28. The left photo looks good, the right one not so. Maybe the zebra stripes made my eyes hypnotized ++

    OMG, I'm blind now, help :P

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  29. that's my absolute favorite from owl city! i was playing it instead on repeat when fireflies was released.

    and hmm kim does look a bit photoshopped but maybe it's also the way she's posing too.

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  30. P.S.: ♥Please don't forget to join the Miss C. Alexandria giveaway!♥

    Good luck!


    X♥X♥

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  31. Beautiful blog, very interesting. Thanks for checking out my little attempt at a blog! If you liked that poem you should check out "your sunset" from I think..November 2009.
    Cheers and have a good weekend too!

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  32. So true, darling!

    Btw, loooooove Vanilla Twilight!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  33. oh hun ...I tagged u for a lovely blog award ;D

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  34. LMFBO!! Haha! Julie, you are the flippin' best!
    I love your posts! Seriously, if I didn't read your blog, I might not get my celebrity fix!!
    And, I feel the same way. I mean her in the picture and her in the ad do NOT look the same!
    BTW, that song is awesome!!
    Get some rest love!!
    --Ciara<3

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  35. Hahahahaha, this was TOO funny!!! And yeah...no way she's a size 2!


    clothedmuch.blogspot.com

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  36. i really do like kim k because i thinks really pretty but that pic of her in the ring thing really doesnt look like her at all!

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  37. Also, if she can promise that her fragrance will put me in a committed relationship with a fine ass football player, I AM IN THERE.

    <3 always,
    tee.

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  38. I gave you a blog award! :)

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  39. its true the bottom half especially of her body looks SOOOOO not the same in both pictures! the bottles nice display i like it hehehe i have to swing by and give it a try . i have a hard time finding a perfume for my body chemistry it doesnt last for me .... =O

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  40. Kim doesnt even look like herself in that ad I love her but I dont like the add at all

    www.Nubiasnonsense.com

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  41. i guess it goes to show that anyone can be a model as long as you got good old photoshop :) haha, but she does look HOT in the 2nd pic!

    Wow, can't believe sororities were banned! And yes, everyday was like drama. haha.

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  42. Ahahaa, well said! Loved this post. Agreed all the way. (:

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  43. Ohh I like Kim in her stripe dress :) But yeah she doesn't look like herself in the ad . That's weird . Haha . Owl City is amazing ! Love the song !

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  44. HAHA!!! Well i guess they thought it would sell if they uhm.. photoshopped everything? GREAT POST!

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  45. KIM is fabulous and so is your blog! Hun, I have an award for you on my blog! :D enjoy your week-end!:D

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  46. Hey babe!

    LOL!!! you're so funny. I already enjoy reading your comments on celebs. hehe.

    About the blog layout, I also noticed that side bar is on the botton. I dunno why that is and I can't seem to figure it out and move it back. I'll try to fix it if I can or do something with the layout. Thanks for letting me know. =)

    Have a great day! =)

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  47. HA HA HA! You're a riot!

    I love Kim Kardashian and would LOVE to have her figure! I don't like it when people are Photoshopped beyond recognition. :S She's gorgeous and doesn't need such major Photoshop "work" done!

    xx

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  48. i thought photoshop was supposed to make the subject look prettier not uglier. sorry. i'm just saying.

    also, thanks for the comment! being broke is not a cool thing! oh the holidays. it can be fun but at the same time, it costs money. hopefully we get to handle this years holiday a bit easier :D

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  49. hahah I WANT that perfume too! Badly!

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  50. lol,I love reading ur posts about celebs,Kim looks so hot in the zebra outfit^^

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  51. i totally don't even recognize her in the ad! its such a shame cause i think she has a fab proportional curvy body.

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  52. Personally I think Kim tries too damn hard and fails most of the times....I wouldn't want to buy her fragrance after seeing the ad!

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  53. Fancy cock ring... hahahaha! Yeah, no way is she a size 2 in those first pics. I know stripes aren't flattering to the form, but what I see is at last a size 4, not that there's anything wrong with that. That ad photo is gross though... the emaciated stomach area in contrast with the cleavage and butt just looks wrong. I think the ad is more likely to confuse predators than the stripey dress...

    Had jet lag myself the entire week. Hope you get over yours really soon!

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  54. If you've watched her show, you know she needs the photoshop! I saw the one with her cellulite ass and thighs.. She's a pretty girl but if she worked out a little more she'd be naturally smokin' hot even without the photoshop ^_^

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  55. You are so funny<3 I love reading your celebrity fix:)

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