February 26, 2010

Flat Champagne: Anne Hathaway and her Weirdo Boobs

One of the more common debate between Anthony and I is the hotness of Anne Hathaway. I think she’s as pale as a leukemia patient with a clown face and caterpillar eyebrows but Anthony seems think that sort of freaky sh*t is a turn on. *Shrugs*

Though Anthony and I can both agree that Anne has a great body. But here in these pictures she is literally a “flat Champagne” with her weird deflated boobs. Finding clevage in the dress is like those crappy illusion pictures where you’d expect to see something after starring at it for a minute but then nope, nothing. Hey, all I’m saying is if Paris Hilton can inflate her boobs by 2 cups I’m sure Anne can do something as well.




Someone needs to introduce Anne a VS wonder bra and then bust out some champagne, beer and cigar on the spot afterwards. It’s a tip on “How To Be Modest and Classy” directly from the Canadian Women Hockey team after getting their gold last night.

49 comments:

  1. Why does it look like she's wearing the dress too high. Those "flaps" would look gorgeous if they cupped her chest rather than sat on top of them. I love her though, one of my fave actresses for sure.

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  2. That dress does look a little awkward on her. But I do respect her a lot more than Paris Hilton haha.
    I hope you have an amazing weekend!

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  3. The cleavage of the dress is definitely a little off.... a very odd effect, not sure which stylist decided that was a good look on her? And is that dress made of chain mail??

    In terms of beauty I don't think she's all that special. Very girl next door and if she wasn't famous I doubt people would take a second look at her. She does brush up quite nicely sometimes and I have nothing against her as an actress. I don't think she looks her best in these pics though.

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  4. That cleavage is certainly unfortunate, but if you ask me, big or small boobs, I'm fine with it. :)

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  5. oh my gosh! her boobs are totally gone!! o.o but she is just gorgeous in those pics nonetheless!

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  6. Wow wait a minute I thought like she had well boobs??? I was shocked when she wiped them out in Brokeback Mountain, but I remember them at least being there. Beautiful dress but it does NOTHING for her!! lol!

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  7. Hahaha....another clever retrack as always! I've never seen Hathaway as more than just mouse with big lips that changes her hairstyle....she's a prissy pest to me. Hope your weekend is nice :)

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  8. I think that dress was made for someone with double d's haha i blame it on her stylist or maybe she picked out that dress herself but there's def no sign of boobies there!

    i don't think anne is hot either but she does have nice dsl (dick sucking lips) so maybe that's why guys like her :)

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  9. Ugh, I really don't like Anne Hathaway either, I'm with you on the clown face! XS That dress is so... awkward.

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  10. Now that's just sad, how can she wear something that does nothing for her figure. Looks like her boobs are about to show, lol. Hope you're doing good hun and have a nice weekend!

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  11. It doesn't quite hit her in the right place, for sure. But overall a nice dress.
    That said, someone once told me I reminded him of her and I was offended.

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  12. I think she's pretty but she's not hot....there's a difference right? weird boobs...lol

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  13. Oh my goodness!!! This dress is beautiful, so is she, but there is seriously something wrong with that bust line!! So strange!!!!

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  14. Lol I think it's the dress, not her xD
    Like...it looks like there's too much fabric at the boobs part, and her boobs aren't big enough to fit it,...then the dress is missing the boob cups/pads whatever to hold up the boobs part of the dress! if that makes sense..LOL

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  15. Very weird and likely the dress is too high. Or she stole the dress from Pamela Anderson.

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  16. I don't think that was the right dress for her at all. Is Rachel Zoe still her stylist? I don't think Anne is lacking...at least I never noticed, GAH this dress is not doing her any favours.

    Happy weekend, J!!!

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  17. Poor thing :( Does she not have a mirror to check herself in?

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  18. :( the chest-area of the dress is not flattering, I think the design may be the problem... I think her boobs are not that small though. My bf said he saw them when she busted out nude in Brokeback Mountain. how angering! haha

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  19. yeah...look like not just Anne needed help but unfortunately i do too :[

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  20. That is just ridiculous. And for some reason I can't help but think of a mermaid when I look at that dress. It kind of looks...scale-y? :/

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  21. euhh this dress is just not right
    lol

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  22. I agree...the dress made her boobs look all weird.

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  23. I think Anna is gorgeous but her skin is abit too whitey lolz...
    abt the dress, I wonder which brand is that, she should stay away from it...it's so unflattering

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  24. she looks gorgeous here, her makeup is great, but i totally see what you mean, her boobs look totally nonexistent!

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  25. My first response to the picture: {*EWWW!....}
    Sorry to say but the dress looks horrible on her. =/ The dress is nice but not on her. She's a pretty girl but not in that dress. From the picture taken from the side you can see she has boobs but just not in this dress.

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  26. girl definitely start using eye cream asap lol

    anyway, i was just watching the devil wears prada the other day. I think shes okay but this dress is soo unflattering for boobies :/

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  27. She looks funny in this dress.

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  28. lol it just looks like she got nothing going on there.. xP

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  29. Yay for women's hockey gold!!! Ugh - are you gonna watch tomorrow's game for men's hockey gold?
    It's funny you brought up Anne Hathaway. I think she's a great actress. And I think she should stick to acting. I really don't like seeing her in magazine ads (like Magnifique). I personally don't think she has a face for a magazine ad and I'm not a fan of her body shape either. Maybe it's just me. My older sister and my bf thinks she's perfect for the ads.

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  30. Ha ha yeah I think it may be pulled up to high. What girl doesn't love a little push up action?! :-)

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  31. Oh my, the top of her dress looks weird. It looks like it doesn't fit her at all lol ^_^. People in the event might be able to take a peek on her nippie, my goodness. That will be very embarrassing ^_^

    Have a happy weekend girl ;)

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  32. Wrong dress I guess? her boobs do look weird here..
    Btw, thanks for your congrats Julie dear :)

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  33. I kind of like Anne , and over all the dress is okay but NOT the chest part . I agree with you , it looks so weird ! Someone should have tightened that area . Weird weird weird . Usually I love all of she wears . But not this one . Haha .

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  34. lol, they do look weird. She should get a new stylist.

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  35. i literally said WTF out loud. haha. so weiiird.

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  36. her boobs look like crumpled paper bags.
    like she walked into a wall.
    the sad thing is that those aren't even her BOOBS, that's her dress.
    She must be like...an inverted cup bra size for that to work.

    she's cute sometimes in my opinion.
    but agree much with the eyebrows. when will they flutter away?

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  37. Even though Anne isn't very pretty, she has a great sense of style....i guess she made a wrong choice here...the dress looks disasterous and just aweful!

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  38. The dress is nice but i think it doesnt fit Anne's body. She's still lovely anyway. ;D


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  39. That dress is not flattering on her whatsoever! I'm going to buy a different hair curler soon, so I can finally do your contest! OMG, it's taken me forever to realize that I can't just curl my hair like regular!

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  40. I adore Anne. Love her, actually. But yeah this dress is a disaster. Ew. :(

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  41. haha i laughed when i read your post! she definitely needs a better bra LOL

    Canada won GOLDDD against USA!! WOOT!! couldn't have asked for a better end to the Olympics :D

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  42. I am definitely not a fan of Anne Hathaway. I dont really enjoy her acting either :S

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