February 16, 2010

Paris Hilton's Magical Boobs

I hope everyone had a great Valentine’s weekend. I haven’t blogged as much lately due to work, but dont' worry, I’ve been preparing for my very interesting post coming up really soon… So stay tuned!

So instead of blogging about all the Duh McDuh stuff like Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got engaged and how the dwarf who cries wolf Tila Tequila lost her baby after bumping her head ("huh?" ya exactly)… I decide to blog about Paris Hilton’s magical boobies.

So here’s Paris Hilton in Brazil currently doing stuff for some beer company. There are few things I often ponder. Like where do gerbils come from? They’re stupid with bad eye site and can’t run very fast, so how do they even exist? And how do you become a hot air balloon pilot? And how Paris goes from A to a C cup like that?







Gosh damnit I need to know this woman’s secret.

64 comments:

  1. There's a shock. Hollywood... but of course!

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  2. its probably breast cutlets lol get it? lol chicken cutlets? lol

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  3. haha i wanna know her secret too, maybe she's got some boob extensions or something lol!

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  4. Haha SERIOUSLY if you find her secret please tell me!

    I <3 her though she's HOTTTTNESS!

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  5. that's the magic of a push-up bra....or foam...hehe...do enter my giveaway....

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  6. LOL@ gebils, to me, they're like those "just stare at like hmm ok" type pets. Would you believe, I've always been kind of afraid to ride in a Hot air balloon.....thought I'd be stuck with someone who lost their memory, because doesn't it alway appear that senior citizens operator that sort of a career hehe? Yup...well, enough. Paris Hilton secret? "Money"...J/K hehe, idk.

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  7. Oh no, she's using more then cutlets, she's rockin' the bra 'cupcakes'...much larger and way more oomph. Most def.

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  8. Oh lord, Tila. That alien ant creature.
    I agree with gerbils because I find them quite repulsive but i love hammies~

    Honestly, her boobs just randomly sprout up.
    does she beat them until they swell up and then put concealer on them? are they realistic silicon attachments? TELL US PARIS.

    hope you had a great v-day love.

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  9. you're hilarious!!! it's definitely got to do with the bra or something! hehehe

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  10. i need to learn her secret too! what gives!

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  11. Lol!um....toilet paper and a bra 5 times too small??
    Oooh!!! maybe she has inflatable implants!! like she blows them up according to how air breasted she wants to be!!
    Tila was pregnant??
    And seriously, wth is up with getting married AFTER you've had, not one but TWO, Poptots? my mum would be so proud of me for saying that!!!

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  12. I'm not surprised after what happened to Heidi haha.

    And, I did not know Tila was pregnant - surprising.

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  13. daaaaaaaaang!! hahahah I have A too :[ wish I had at least B! I think B would be perfect for me :o
    I want to know her secret too! haha

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  15. LOL. I started laughing when I read the title of this post.

    WHOOOA! Look at those. She has such a tiny frame. I feel like they can just tip her over.

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  16. LOOOL titty post, lovesit! For whatever reason, I actually like Paris! Lol! The bigger boobs are just a plus (;

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  17. I love gerbils! I have one at home, and she is more intelligent than my rat actually ahah xD

    I want magical boobs too! =D

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  18. haha from the greatest push up bra ever!

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  19. It's gotta be some form of stick on boobies - you can't inflate or deflate at will!

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  20. HOLY CRAP how is that possible?! And why not just keep the C cups around all the time?? That is really weird! I kinda feel bad for guys cuz how can they ever tell with all the technology these days what bits of any girl is real?

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  21. LOL. This made me laugh. I hope you're having a great day.

    Lots of love,

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  22. Ayeyeyeye...Hollywood. They sure like plastic. LOL

    But, wow! I'm jealous of her abs! >_<

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  23. it looks like someone photoshopped her boobs! i personally think she looks better with A cups.

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  24. wow!
    that looks like she got inflatable boobs!
    LOL

    like 1 moment it would be like 'oh, i don't feel like pumping it,so i won't'...then off to wear an A cup bra...
    then with occasions she would be like, 'oh, i want to wear my C cup top, time to pump! *pump* *pump* *pump*...i think this is enough."
    LOL!
    XD

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  25. LOL at Amynaree, boob extensions! :D

    She said before that she puts like cutlets or something?

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  26. i once heard that she liked her small boobs but now she got bigger boobs! that's just impressive :D

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  27. hahaha you always make me laugh.maybe she pays for those people who does makeup for really big movies? i have no idea what they're called..like when they make skinny people look fat or old or really gross..stuff like that..maybe she pays for them to make her boobs look bigger?

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  28. haha...i was wondering about the same thing the other day,lol!

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  29. Damn boobs makes a big difference

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  30. Hahahah unlike her "secret" I don't need any help in that department. :D But we all knew she would fall into the pressure sooner or later lol. XD

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  31. Very impressive cup increase there!

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  32. I dunno why. But I like Paris much better with the small boobies ahaha, she looks a little unique in Hollywood.

    Big boobs look good on others but big boobs doesn't suit Paris at all. She looks like she's ready to join THE PLAYBOY MANSION hehe ^_^

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  33. She looks like she gained a little weight, either that or she finally decided to get a boob job.

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  34. chicken cutlets? your posts crack me up, love!

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  35. LMAOOOOOOOOO!

    And Tila Tequila is a nut job and so predictable!

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  36. It has to be those cutlet thingies..I tried them once and it made me go up 2 cup sizes and pushed those babies up to my chin lol.

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  37. hahahha everyones commenting about "cutlets" oh paris.

    and i just read that article on tila tequila you just linked. omg... she crazy! and she needs to stop freakin' calling herself tila TEQUILA. its lame.

    oh and p.s - yes, i do customs on hoodies as well! :)

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    haha this is hilarious - i love the gerbil comment beforehand :)

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  39. ROFL! Paris doesn't have C cup boobs! Not at all! And you don't grow from A to C cup overnight! Something tells me that she had something done!

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  40. WTHeck???
    Whatever that is, I need some of that.
    But is it just me or does she look better without them?
    Happy midweek, J!!!

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  41. I love Tila but she needs to screw her head on straight before she thinks about adopting a Russian baby for herself - not the mention the one she keeps saying she's carrying!
    Wow - how far apart in dates were those pictures of Paris taken? Like were they months apart so that she could recover from a boob job? My bf and I were staring at your blog picture. He insists it's implants. I mean, those after pictures look too real to be cutlets or something else especially since her boobs are 80% hanging out so it should be revealed if it was cutlets no? Well, damn the power of money sometimes if it's not implants!

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  42. ahahaha...well actually i was thinking the same, because on past pics paris boobs arent that big n then on the pics lately she's very booby hahahha if i can use such words :p
    n i love your background song, taylor swift's songs are very nice n catcy ^^ eventhough abit too teenager-ish lolz but i love it all the same :D

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  43. implants! nice tho
    tagged you luv =)

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  44. I'm loving the taylor swift song :) I don't know if paris got implants, but I know she came out with this super magical push up bra a while ago! ^_^ But in the right photo of big-boobed paris, there's a lot sticking out so IDK if she's wearing the bra o_O! I need to invest in a good push up bra, but what happens when I'm gonna get down and dirtyy?!?! I go from like an C-cup to a A/B-cup ahhaha!

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  45. yeah, i think it must be the bra. lol. now she looks like one of those "girls next door" ladies. hehehe...

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  46. I definitely think there's a push-up bra and inserts involved. If you look at the first pic, you can see that she does have enough to squeeze up (most of it might not even be boobs, but just general flab). It does look very fake though, but then again, it's Paris and she's not exactly known for good taste ;-)

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  47. ha ha ha :) how can she do that??? do u think its a push up bra?? but i dunno that a push up bra can do wonders like this :)

    Let me know what it is when u find out.... she is crazy ... !

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  48. When you find out her secret, please pass it along to me... I need some of those! ;D

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  49. I wanna know what bra she uses!!!

    Oh and Snoopy isn't Disney. We went to a second theme park after wards (Knott's Berry Farm). ;)

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  50. Didn't Bush once say 'the breast and the brightest'? :P Now she's breast and bright, wow. She has an awesome career in front of her :P

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  51. Whoa. Where did those boobs come from? o_O

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  52. I've noticed this unusual ability of hers too! I think I read somewhere that she uses those chicken cutlet things... guess they really work!

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  53. Maybe she has the inflataboobs. :D

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