February 4, 2010

Tiger's Ball of Mistresses - I Want These.

A collection of Tiger balls that contain faces of his mistresses on golf balls can be yours for $44.95. It’s the year of the tiger so hey why not get these for your loved ones. I certainly want a set, and I’m not joking either.





Unfortunately not all of us are excited for these Tiger balls. Tiger’s mistress Joslyn James think that it’s wrong for them to put her face on it as it’s suggesting abuse to women. Since people will be hitting her face with a gold club. from US Mag:

"as a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it."


Byatch, please. Joslyn is a porn star that has hairy balls slapping her face everyday. It’s in her job description. She even had surgery to make her boobs look like 2 giant balls. Now all of the sudden balls with her face is suggesting violence? Hypocrite!

In case you're wondering what Joslyn James look like- A God-sent angel of course.


42 comments:

  1. These crack me up - too funny!

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  2. DUDE. I JUST heard about this ten minutes ago on my drive home. HAHAHA. The DJs said they're gonna get some hands on the balls and give em out to the readers just for kicks.

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  3. hahaha ive heard of this one O_o and you're so funny. i think that girl is just overreacting. ugh.

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  4. LOL! FUUUUNNNNY!!

    The Yves Rocher Lipo Phenol body refining exfoliator. after trying it out for 2x 3weeks, I think its working, I been using it on my tummy and i wanted to get rid of my mushroom top. well funny thing is I have fit into my old pants LOL

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  5. Thats funny! And she's a porn star! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what makes it funnier!

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  6. Oh, my gosh!!! HAHAHA. No comment.. HAHA!!!

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  7. LOooooL!!!!....of course no purpose for me tho aha, hey I don't even PLAY golf, nor really want to learn

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  8. =)) that is sooo damn funny!! :)) you are right!!! atleast the golf club aint hairy!! :))

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  9. LMAO omg
    She's just a sagging hippo-crite. She's certainly used to have shafts smack her in the face. I think the collection is a great idea and I'd like one, if I golfed. Otherwise, Tiger Morning Woods doesn't interest me very much.

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  10. lol you're one funny gal!!! and her boobs are just way huge!!! almost watermelon sized!!! -__-'

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  11. Hahahahaha!!! That's awesome!!! She's judegemental?? Who would have thought??

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  12. arghh i want this!googling where i can find this!lol

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  13. hahaha!
    nice post
    LMAO!
    very well said,hun!
    i couldn't agree more
    XD

    i think this is a nice collector's item..
    i wonder how many does tiger woods actually have of these..hehe

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  14. this is hella funny hahaha I wonder how many tiger woods will get haha

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  15. She looks like.. a grandma? lol There was an article in the newspaper few weeks ago that had each of tiger's mistresses posing for each month in the calendar lol

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  16. lmfao!! wow thats funny shit right there. people would do anything to put themselves on the freakin spotlight. theres her 15m of fame.

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  17. Wow I didn't realize this is real! :D

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  18. Hey,

    Not sure if you saw or not, but I gave you a blog award last Friday... ::)

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  19. I can always rely on your blog for my daily dose of entertainment :) (it's a good thing! I need it!)
    Joslyn's statement is one of the lamest things I heard this week. I don't know if she disclosed herself as having an affair with Tiger or she got ratted out. But these women have got to know what they're getting themselves into if you sleep with someone famous! Idunno, the outcome of being a mistress could have been worst than having your face on a golf ball LOL.

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  20. haha...this is funny....how come a 50 y/o looking woman can be a porn star???

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  21. LMFAO @ Adin's comment...she seriously looks 50 years old!!!!!
    You have to check this Tiger Woods game out, I was addicted for a good hour and a half LOL.

    http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709

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  22. LMAO. This is the first time I've seen this. Actually , its a pretty nice idea to make golf balls. Joslyn looks like a straight-up crack whore. I still can't believe why most men insist on cheating on their wives with fugly women.

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  23. haha i saw the balls on perez hilton, i thought it was funny.

    & remember when i asked your opinion/definition of love was? it has been selected to be part of Fringe Indie Magazine - check out my new post for more info :)

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  24. Your blog always makes me laugh. I adore you.

    This is the first I've heard of these golf balls and I have to say, it's a clever idea. They will probably be worth something in 100 years. Pass them on to your grandchildren. This pop culture/sports memorabilia is shit-disguised GOLD.

    Oh, and as for the porn star bimbo, pretty much anything that comes out her mouth should be disregarded. She's obviously a nutcase. No pun intended. Maybe.

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  25. are you serious? hahahhaa.... *rolling on the floor*
    hmm..I wonder when people will ever leave Tiger alone -.-'

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  26. haha!
    is this real??? :P
    You're so funny!! :P

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  27. Joslyn is a porn star that has hairy balls slapping her face everyday.

    Nyahaha !!! You're makin' me laugh again girl tsk tsk. That was a good one lol ^_^ Soooo funny ^_^.

    I'm supposed to tag you the Lucky Chinese Tag but Miss K. You tagged you already ;)

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  28. HAhahahaha! What a brilliant idea! Oh, how do you always find these things? ;-) I actually had no idea Tiger had that many mistresses, but then again, nothing really surprises me. And Joslyn's definitey a hypocrite. I mean come on, I'm sure she can't exactly control what happens to her merchandise. For all she knows, men could be hitting baseball bats at her posters. And her line of work is definitely more provocative than her face on a golf ball.

    But wow, she sure looks old in those pics...

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  29. Soooooooo fun! Muhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!


    P.S.: ♥Please don't forget to join the Gemmerson giveaway!♥

    Good luck!

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  30. Haha...you are hilarious! and Joslyn is such a sucker!

    Cheers!
    www.callmestylista.blogspot.com

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  31. wow I thought the golf ball things were a joke

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  32. HAHAHA! Funny write up, Pop! You're the best. You're better than perez :)

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  33. that's a painful hit for Joslyn LOL! Way to go Pop:)

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  34. ewww @ her boobies ew @ her back fat lol

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  35. I can't help it, pOp. I wrote about you here http://www.solofoodtrip.com/2010/02/funny-blog-post-from-pop-champagne.html

    :D

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