March 15, 2010

Joe Jonas' New Date To Church

Rumor has been confirmed that Joe Jonas is currently dating Demi Lovato, adding to his resume of Taylor Swift and Camilla Belle. Disney is really "eHarmony" for underage in disguise. Fuk, why did I let my parent sent me to math camp instead?!


Joe Jonas is a John Mayer Jr in disguise. But unlike John Mayer, Instead of sticking his pee pee in their hoo hoos he takes his b*tches to church and gives them a facial when they’re on their knees… with holy water. Gosh, get your mind out of the gutter, the guy has a purity ring!

Purity ring or no purity ring, we can conclude that Demi Lovato did quite well for herself. keep in mind that below is who she used to date. That nose and chin job she got sure paid off!


27 comments:

  1. LOL! I agree with Christina. :)

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  2. GROSS!!! Her old boyfriend sucks. I guess a Jonas brother is a little better.

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  3. Ahahaha@ John Mayer Jr..

    Question tho...why is he just now "dating Demi"??? I mean they've friends since cheese came to the scene aha. I guess Demi finally became Joe's Lovita, aha. Next. Oh and I LOVE Thursdays too.......sad that Tuesdays have never been a favorite day of mine aha.

    Have a groovy day

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  4. Ewwwwwwww who is that guy? he looks homeless!

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  5. Trace Cyrus is creepy. Like a mini version of Marilyn Manson, lol.

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  6. Is it gross of me to see that little Jonas is kinda cute? I'm married - just saying!

    OMG, love your comment about the facials. You're hilarious girl.

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  7. EW. Joe is so much better for Demi.
    Camp Rock was on Disney awhile ago and I was actually wondering if they would hook up or not. Seems like a lot of co-stars in the movie industry tend to hook up.

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  8. LOL you are just one hilarious chick!! and yes -that's a step up from her ex.

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  9. Wow, Joe Jonas is definitely a few steps up from the last dude - I mean, if he always looked like that, then yah for sure LOL.
    Oh I know - I wish I was part of the Mickey Mouse club too growing up *sigh* Well, I'll just have to work what I have now LOL ;)

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  10. Does Math Camp really exist?? It's a shame we don't have any sorta summer camps where I am. :c :c :c

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  11. Haha, even though I'm not a fan of Joe Jonas, Demi did get an upgrade of a boyfriend haha.

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  12. holy moly what was demi thinking !
    not that a jonas brother is that high of a step up
    disney really needs to stop rotating their boys and girls around into new relationships every 5 seconds. this isnt musical chairs !

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  13. Oooh that is a step up. Sad when Jo Jonas becomes a step up, oh dearr

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  15. I'm not a big jonas fan but that's definitely an upgrade!! haha about the eharmoney. Seriously!!

    Okay I totally have go download that Michelle Branch song on your page! I forgot about her!! She rocked!

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  16. LOL @ disney = eharmony for teenage stars. Scarily true!

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  17. What the heck is a purity ring???? Does it zap you with an electric current every time you think of sex? That would be a great idea for any John Mayer wannabe actually...

    That ex of hers looks a bit lame... but I'm sure that was all part of her rebellious past...

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  18. LOL. I didn't know they were dating 'till I read this post. LOL at the John Mayer Jr thingie. I hate guys who swiftly change their girlfriends.

    Lots of love,

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