March 12, 2010

Michelle Branch in Inked Magazine

I was searching for a breath taking beauty to blog about and to take away my attention of Turbo pissing all over his cage and eating his own fecal waste. My prayers got answered.

Once upon a time Michelle Branch was famous for her chick rock song “Everywhere” in American Pie and her persistency to not be a sex symbol. Then she did a sexy spread in Maxim cuz Madonna told her to do so, pissed off the public by PMSsing all over legendary Santana and their duet “The Game Of Love”.

Anyways if you're wondering what she's up to now, she got a bunch of tramp stamps, and looks like a cheap hooker who got t-bagged too many times in Motel 6. Inked Magazine have such refined beauties.

Sigh, if only life of blogging was that eventful. Don’t forget my Rockstar Contest and happy Friday!






45 comments:

  1. hahah you are soooo spot on with your description of her. i, personally, always hated her annoying presence and never liked her whiny music.

    have a wonderful weekend lady!

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  2. LOL! @ the opening line!!

    Woow @ her letter, well that's GOOD way to set up for the next tour. Guess, that's not like the WHOLE message board...afterall it is HER FAN SITE...maybe she forgot that. Whatever. I was actually a BIG fan of MB music....but she looks hungry and confused in these photos. My message to Michelle? Just feed the baby. You have got to be one of my fav bloggers............ha! Have a groovy weekend!

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  3. Aw is that Michelle Branch? She looks different from last I've seen her in some MTV video ^_^.

    But I like that pic of her lying down, she looks kinda cute ^_^

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  4. Oh yeah, I remember her glorious "Everywhere" days. I used to work in my school radio and our seniors couldn't stop asking to play that song. Whatever happened to this girl? And what's with the tramp stamp? Gah, too many questions. I guess being famous isn't for everyone.

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  5. Omgosh, I've been wondering what happened to her.. Wow, she looks different..

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  6. Wow she certainly looks different.

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  7. Whoa did she lose hecka weight or is just good photo editing?? She looks better skinny..

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  8. I myself was a fan of her music...I could definitely tolerate her more than Vanessa Carlton (no offense to her fans out there), but seriously after the movie White Chicks tainted Vanessa's song A Thousand Miles, I just can't help but laugh whenever the songs comes on. Anyways, I like the photo of Michelle Branch laying on the bed but the tat she has on her wrist that says "Left" is just weird for me. Great post Julie!

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  9. Oh wow, she did get a lot of tattoos!!!

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  10. I'd say the pics are not really flattering. I like her face, but I guess those tattoos are not the best choice, doesn't look good to me. But as long as she's happy... let her be :)

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  11. she looks alot diff ,i use to like her im not feeling the tattoos but whatever floats her boat

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  12. wow @ the letter!!! lol.

    Im guessing she wants to break out of the mold. im so random, I kept wondering if she's facing the audience w/ her ass, why didnt they photoshop it to be plump, considering its maxim and all, or a diff pose.

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  13. Whoa... She definitely looks different. I was wondering where she went. She looks really trampy in the photo where she is showing off the tat on her back. =/ Yikes.

    Happy Friday to you too!

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  14. OOf she looks absolutely horrendous!! Definitely like a drugged out veteran hooker.

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  15. WTH...I don't like this new look on her! =(

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  16. Holy crap she got that crackho look goin on in the second pic... what happened to her... O__o

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  17. You are so straight forward! I love your realism. You make me smile.

    Rachael

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  18. Holy shit.. I totally forgot about this chick until JUST NOW. PS, I love how you just put it out there... a lot of people gloss over their personalities on the internet.

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  19. Oh no what happened to her x_x

    I personally don't like it, but I guess whatever floats her boat.

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  20. haha...I prefer being vampire too....look at all their cars...^_^

    michelle branch looks trashy here...but I want that white tank top she's wearing...

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  21. What happened to her?
    well that's a nice tank she's wearing.
    Rockey Rock :))

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  22. Her mouth always bothered me.She looks like she just finished some e or whatever, lol.

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  23. She was a lot prettier back then.. lol now she looks so weird like shes on drugs? o_O lol

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  24. haha! I love her songs! :P
    wish she would come up with more :P

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  25. Wow, I feel bad for her. She used to be so pretty! She lookslike she's on drugs.

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  26. Wow such a long time . I won't even think of her if you don't do this post . Haha . Anyway , have a nice weekend ! xoxo

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  27. beaautiful photos
    pop i like the design on t-shirt

    http://101smiles.blogspot.com/

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  28. Wow, she changed alot :0 she looks nothing like what she was used to.anyway, I just realized you said that we can do pop singer too for your contest XD XD Well, I read it before but I forgot, then I re-read again yesterday and I was like "right, no need of leather costume" lolz

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  29. I love those pictures : )
    Really beautiful !

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  30. Ugh, is this really her way of a comeback? I'd rather she just went on a reality tv show like all the other one-hit wonders. And this is a perfect example of how tattoos can look trashy! At least make it a coherent design, but random bits all over your body just looks super cheap.

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  31. This is so incredibly random; I just dug out my old Michelle Branch album and put some of her songs on my iPod - falling in love with her music all over again, of course! I always wondered where she disappeared to.

    Didn't she also marry her guitarist or drummer and have a baby or something? :/

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  32. Wow! So sad. She used to be so wholesome. She kinda reminds me of that girl we went to HS with that was all blonde & preppy, but then in uni did a 180 and now has a tattoo sleeve and scary black hair. Ew.

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  33. I don't know who this woman is...all is know is that she is very unattractive!

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  34. Whoa...I have not seen Michelle Branch in forever! Haha, I love the background info you gave on her, I forgot all about her song with Santana...haha! Yes, she looks a bit tragic now, awww where is the sweet little "everywhere" michelle??

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  35. She should fire that MUA. She looks horrendous.

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  36. she could easily pass for a zombie and scare the living daylights out of children.whoever's doing her makeup should be sacked

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  37. For some funny reason, some college dude calls me Michelle before. LOL. She used to be a sweetie pie, whatever happened to her innocent looks? =/

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  38. Oh my, this isnt the Michelle that I used to remember! haha I love MAC promo shots too :) and I like how your blog song is michelle branch to match the post.

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  39. What is up with her look?? So not feeling the tatts on her in these photos!!

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  40. Holy crap she looks different!

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  41. she looks SOOOOOO diffferent OMGGGGG

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  42. She used to be pretty. I don't find her pretty now with all those tattoos and slutty pose. I like her more before. She looked so fresh and had this youthful beauty. Now, she looks like a trash. Tsk-tsk.

    Lots of love,

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