April 6, 2010

Flat Champagne: Mischa Barton's Gravitational Ass & Contest Winners

Do you know that eating your boogers make you gain weight? The ever-so-fashionable Mischa Barton was caught finger banging her nose holes, me guess is since she's running out of money, she has resolved in eating her own boogers. I mean, look at her ass! Sure, there were sightings of Mischa puking outside a club in Hollywood but obviously she didn't vomit enough...




I’m so glad that Mischa feels comfortable enough that we are getting to know her like this. Next photos we see of her will be her in a Bambi pose trying to take a leak in an alley. And really, why would you vomit outside the club? You paid to get in and sometimes you even have to line up. You might as well puke on a hot guy to make a lasting impression, I hear that’s the best pick up line out there.


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Contest Winners

And as for the Rockstar contest winners, first place goes to Nikki as Raquel Reed and second goes to Jaquilly as Lady Gaga. Thanks to everyone who entered, I honestly had a hard timg picking winners as I think they are all wonderful. In exchange I’m offering 20% discount on an order at Glam, Sparkle and Pop for everyone who participated as my gratitude, thank you for your support! (When you place your order just let me know your entry number)

49 comments:

  1. Aw, I think Mischa is so pretty. But her fashion sense is kinda weird...and she has got to hit the gym ASAP!!

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  2. wow, i can never iimagine the day that she'd look like that. What happen to that girl?

    i love your sense of humour. <3

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  3. Woa that's the lil 6th sense girl? She needs some bigger pants like totally.

    Congrats to the Winners!! Nikki's pic looked awesome!!

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  4. OMG! You are so right, but I think Mischa didn't dressed up like advantageously with these skinny pants. I adore her, she has a beautiful face, but she commits big blunders with outfits. Don't you think?

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  5. LOL!!! @ You might as well puke on a hot guy to make a lasting impression, I hear that’s the best pick up line out there.

    Hilton is a no, as always. Congrats to the winners :) Have a fab day.

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  6. wow.. I'm speechless. These pants look so horrible on her. Did someone say anything to her? Who let her out of the house looking like this?

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  7. Woah! Where was her stylist? Yikes, I think every chick should know to avoid light colour pants like that if you gain weight - and she gained quite a bit because she was thin when I last remembered. Yah, she should have worn a maxy dress or something instead.
    Barfing outside of a club - classy LOL. The bouncers kick us out of the club if they see us about to get sick or get sick in the washroom :\

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  8. This is what Misha gets for leaving the OC in season 3. She's like jelly down there

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  9. Looks like she's really been struggling with her weight lately, maybe she's off the 'junk' and has switched up to PB&J sandwiches a bit too much?! NOOObody has any bizniz wearing light, tight coloured skinny jeans. NOT unless their covering their assets with a big flowy shirt. Mischa- FAIL.

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  10. omg, she's the girl from the oc?!! o.o

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  11. She's so different. I actually love her in OC era. :( She needs to take better care of herself.

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  12. Aw, poor her.. don't know what's going on with her. Anyway, congrats to the winners!

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  13. Damn, Mischa looks toe-up, LOL. It weird how your uppper body remains the same and lower half is super bloated.

    I hope you're doing good dear. I haven't checked out GS&P in a while. Gonna check it out now, miss your stuff!<3

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  14. omgrossness, mischa's really packin' on the pounds in that cottage cheese ass of hers. so gross, why do trashy girls always choose to wear outfits that make their flaws x10 more noticeable?

    and yaaaay for the winners! those were definitely my top 2 so they deserve it :)

    have a great week lovely lady!

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  15. Doooood.....how old is she again?cos that ass belongs on Donatella Versace xD
    No seriously, you can see her cellulite through those pants....btw those pants are definitely not doing her any favours.
    Ok I'll stop being such a bitch now xD

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  16. WOW what happened to her?! geez! where did those saddle bags come from? lol eating boogers i guess.

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  17. I've been seeing these pics of Mischa all over the internet and I feel so bad for her! But girl, didn't you look at a mirror before you left the house?? ;-)

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  18. .... I don't know if that's her ass or her thighs that I'm looking at. EWW. =X
    I don't know why but I never knew why everyone was so into her back in the day during the whole OC craze. I never thought she was that hot or pretty. I mean she can be and I can see if but I never found her as OMG drop dead gorgeous.

    Congrats winners!!

    <3 Serena.

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  19. LOL omg she looks HORRIBLE...what the heck happened to her?!?! Congrats to the winners, they did an awesome job!!

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  20. wow i hope she knows how she looks in those pants ahha

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  21. love the winners' looks, they all did a good job. wow mischa bartan.. i've definately heard of her name before

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  22. This is mean but I find Mischa disgusting. =\

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  23. OMg Ive never seen her like this. OMG! I liked her so much back in her OC days.

    Thanks for letting me know about the photos. Ive exceeded my photobucket quota lol.

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  24. That yellow pants is so wrong, so unflattering. Well, she still has a pretty face. =) Congrats to the winners!!

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  25. I ran out of time to join your contest! >_< But she just needs to tone up and those pants aren't the most flattering either! And I don't know if you heard... but I crashed my RSX! :( It's totaled so they took it away so that's why I got an infiniti.. lol but I still miss my baby :)!!

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  26. Thanks Julie, I also wish I had more time to read too!! The best times were when we were young(er).. =( Why would Mischa eat her own boogers?!!! I'm more concerned about that than her butt lol, being a germophobe. I hope you have a great weeek!

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  27. She use to look so good on the OC!! woah she totally changed

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  28. :/ that pic is depressing ,wow what happened !
    the pants everything is just so wrong on her

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  29. Yes, a big different...and we can not say just a bad picture of her.
    She could walk next to me without I recognize her

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  30. oh wow, mischa looks so different...
    anyhow- which color did you have in mind? i really only have sapphire and rose at the moment but I can look for others

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  31. OMGGGG what happened to her? She used to be so elegant & almost a fashion icon back in the OC days... 0_0

    Anyways, thanks so mucccch Julie! I can't believe I won! :) Ahhh~ I'm so excited! hehe!

    Btw, love love your blog posts :D keep it up!

    xoxo
    Nikki

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  32. Yikes, what happened to her??? I know that people used to complain she was too thin, but her proportions now are completely off. Either that or she's wearing the most unflattering jeans I've ever seen.

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  33. Congrats to the winners of your contest and wow Mischa gained some weight haha and those pants aren't helping.

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  34. Ohhh Mischa, what has happened to the willowy beauty of the OC???

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  35. Congratulations to the winners!

    Aww, poor Mischa. What's happening with her?

    Lots of love,

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  36. Two words... HER THIGHS!!! Omg her thighs.. lol xD

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  37. congrats on the winners! :D man, you ALWAYS have the scoops on celebs ;)

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  38. Somhow I don't think the pictures are real. Someone must have fun with the Skew tool in photoshop, I guess.

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  39. Hey :)

    http://areflectionbytuesdai.blogspot.com/2010/04/my-first-blog-giveaway.html

    Have a groovy weekend :)

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  40. Oh my is that her? I'm shocked literally, she used to be so skinny & fashionable yay.

    Congratz on the winners, lovely contest ^_^

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  41. Dude. How's she gonna get a date now? Ah ha ha

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  42. Hi sweetie!!!
    How have you been? I've been MIA for like 3 months, but I'm back for a bit and trying to get back into the blog world. Missed you!!

    Looks like you're doing fabulous and doing what you do best. =)

    Irecently created a twitter acct. http://twitter.com/JadoreLovely

    Do you use twitter?

    <3

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  43. Wowza! What happened to Mischa? I mean...I want to cut her some slack, cuz it must be HARD not to be able to find work these days...but this is just unacceptable. Even if she has packed on a few pounds, she ought to find more suitable articles of clothing than those pants! *smh*

    Anyhoo, yay! Congrats to Nikki! I love her look! Good choice

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  44. Oh my! What happen? Is she depress that's why she doesn't care of her shape? lolz. ;D

    April
    Stories from a Teenage Mom
    Mom on the Run

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  45. Wow. She should NOT be wearing those pants. (O.o) I can't believe it she looks like that now! I wonder what happened....

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