April 22, 2010

Kate Gosselin is Delusional

Since Kate Gosselin got voted off “Dancing With The Stars” this week (about freaking time too!) now she wants more Hollywood exposure that would not require her any skills. Cuz she’s got none other than nagging and making people around her hate her. If you’ve seen her dance it’s like watching Tony Dovolani dragging a blow up doll over the floor.

According to Pop Eater:

Kate Gosselin is ready to start dating again, but this time she is only interested in dating Hollywood celebrities. She already has her eye on one in particular, Mr. Jeff Goldblum. "Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea," Kate's pal tells me. "When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she's not yet ready to date a George Clonney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff."

Puh-lease someone smack her and make her vanish from the face of the earth already. George Clonney is currently banging this woman below. I repeat, George is sticking his pee-pee in this woman’s wee-wee. Even Lance Armstrong managed to bang milf Sheryl Crow and with only 1 testicle.

So unless a hornet’s nest falls on George Clooney’s head which causes him to lose his balance and break both his legs then have his right arm bitten off by a passing grizzly bear in front of Kate’s house I don’t think this will happen anytime soon.