April 22, 2010

Kate Gosselin is Delusional

Since Kate Gosselin got voted off “Dancing With The Stars” this week (about freaking time too!) now she wants more Hollywood exposure that would not require her any skills. Cuz she’s got none other than nagging and making people around her hate her. If you’ve seen her dance it’s like watching Tony Dovolani dragging a blow up doll over the floor.

According to Pop Eater:

Kate Gosselin is ready to start dating again, but this time she is only interested in dating Hollywood celebrities. She already has her eye on one in particular, Mr. Jeff Goldblum. "Kate is serious about going Hollywood and thinks dating a celebrity is a great idea," Kate's pal tells me. "When Kate sees how Tom Cruise changed Katie Holmes life, it became clear that she needed to do the same. Obviously, she knows she's not yet ready to date a George Clonney, but she thinks she would be the perfect partner for a Jeff Goldblum or someone like David Hasselhoff."


Puh-lease someone smack her and make her vanish from the face of the earth already. George Clonney is currently banging this woman below. I repeat, George is sticking his pee-pee in this woman’s wee-wee. Even Lance Armstrong managed to bang milf Sheryl Crow and with only 1 testicle.


So unless a hornet’s nest falls on George Clooney’s head which causes him to lose his balance and break both his legs then have his right arm bitten off by a passing grizzly bear in front of Kate’s house I don’t think this will happen anytime soon.

42 comments:

  1. When I heard she was doing the "Dancing with the stars" right there I knew she was begging for attention. what an attention whore, she needs to take care of her kids!

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  2. She must be stopped. I saw one of her dances and I laughed so hard. She was stiff as a board. Wanda Sykes was on the radio this morning & she called her dancing "Dancing with the Mannequinn". hehe. George Clooney probably doesn't even know who she is!!! She needs to go home & be a mom. Really.

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  3. Omg this is one of your funniest so far!
    Although that line about George sticking his pee-pee in that woman's wee-wee is depressing me. I love that man. Gosh, I might be delusional too. Who knows? Lol.

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  4. I haven't seen this show but I do think she and the Hoff would be a match made in heaven since they're both kinda hot messes. =\

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  5. Julie, you meanie!!! (I full-heartedly agree with you though wahahaha)

    And yes, I'm estatic that I no longer have to see her walk around the dancefloor!!!!

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  6. the only way is to ignore her......I was so happy when she got boot off...

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  7. lmaooo that was really funny ,love it!!
    xx mw

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  8. She is the definition of fame whore lol seriously I couldnt have said it better myself

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  9. I felt so sorry for Tony--especially seeing her attitude during their training sessions. I couldn't believe she was a fan favorite! Just becuz Jon turned out to be an idiot, people forgot they couldn't stand Kate???

    Not yet ready to date a Clooney? Maybe she's going to make a play for George's father!!! LOL

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  10. can be summed up in 3 letters! L-O-L!!!

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  11. Hey! Thanks :)! Is that girl like a attention whore?

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  12. It's so sad how Hollywood can sometimes change people for the worse. =/ *yikes.
    It's like after she tasted fame she's completely bonkers for it. I feel so sorry for the kids. Both parents have gone nuts.
    Also... why would you want to date someone in Hollywood when fame and lack of privacy is what messed up your first relationship? Some people never learn...


    <3 Serena.

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  13. that woman is old news. I'm sorry Jeff Goldblum has more class in one pinky nail than Kate Gosselin. Woman needs to go and take care of her kids and stop trying to take the spotlight from people who have talent. Which is a trait that she does not have.

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  14. LOL but Kate is not Katie Holmes. NOT AT ALL.

    LOL.

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  15. Bahahah. What is she gonna do in Hollywood? Get a new reality show? Sheesh....that's just ridiculous. Really, whoever says that to themselves.......seesh.....SMHx100000000000000000000000!

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  16. Oh nooooo...Kate needs a reality check!!! :P That lady is delusional. She needs to be where she is needed most - with her kiddies!

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  17. Its about time she left! She needs to stop. I think we've all had enough of her.

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  18. Whatevs. I feel sad for her kids and for her. Also doesn't she know agents and producers are loaded? She doesn't have to stick with actors.

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  19. She should just focus on taking care of her kids instead of trying to break into holly wood cause i doubt that'll ever happen. lol

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  20. Aw do you still live on the other side of the country from your fam? I feel kind of sad for Kate Gosselin.. I think she's delusional because she's lost stability in her life, aiya. Woah I didn't even realize it was Kristen Stewart in the first pic below, pretty guy indeed. How have you been doing?

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  21. Seriously? She needs to wake up...

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  22. LOL. LOL. LOL. You are too cute and funny, I need to meet you at least once in my life! =P

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  23. i hate george clooney (he's so overrate and full of himself), but the world knows that man can have any woman he wants, and that aint you dumbass kate GROSSelin.

    have a good weekend miss!

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  24. Hey :)

    LOL @ the whole George Clooney scenario at the end! And I know right?! I was starting to side eye America like; "...who's watching this crap,...just her FANS - or wanna-bes". Kate G is going to get a celebrity to date her, about as much as Sarah Palin will become President,smh....

    Have a groovy day :)

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  25. Seems like everyone can become a star in America. But unlike in the past, where you needed hard work, these days media makes a "celeb" once too often. People who are celebs for being celebs and nothing else. It's ridiculous.

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  26. I didn't actually know about her but she sure does sound sad !

    http://cupcakesarefashion.blogspot.com/

    XOXO, C.

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  27. lol i liked kate for a while but then she was just...too much LOL btw that's my favorite song you have playing...i love dashboard confessionals <3

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  28. lol this bitch
    she's so deflated. with her taffy labia stomach

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  29. lmao, I don't watch DWTS but I did see Kate perform on the Regis & Kelly show & it was as if she wasn't moving at all!

    And ahh isn't Jeff Goldblum super old?!

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  30. WOOOOOWWWW oh dear, she is insane. I do feel bad for those poor kids =(

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  31. Hii juliee, how are you!!?? :) uh..I dont watch dancing with the stars (even the oz one), is it better than 'so you think you can dance'? coz i love that show :P

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  32. That woman is seriously the reason I hate Hollywood right now. The glamour is gone and instead replaced with these "celebrities" who have no business being any kind of famous. She's a fame troll. :(

    And yes, I saw one episode of Dancing and she was worse than dreadful. And as for bagging a celeb husband, I don't even think she deserves Carrot Top.

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  33. hahaha! this was a good laugh! :P
    man she's ugly :P

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  34. Oh gosh I heard all about her dancing skills but didn't turn in to watch her on Dancing with the Stars. Why do celebs go on that show if they can't dance?!
    Huh, does Kate really think she can match up to Katie Holmes? I think Holmes had a lot more going for her than Groslin does even before she met Tom Cruise. Although I must say, even though Suri is cute, I need to stop seeing that in tabloids!

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  35. Thank you Pop Champagne for coming my blog and sharing your thoughts!!

    Keep up on your nice work!

    xoxo,
    JN from The Fac Couture
    www.thefaccouture.blogspot.com

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  36. i hope that woman gets bitch slapped by jeff goldblum, maybe then she'll get the hint and remove herself from the public eye.

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  37. This woman is delusional. Thankfully they never aired any of her shows here, but I've heard all about her kazillion kids and messy divorce. I think it's hilarious how she actually compares herself to Katie Holmes. Ummm... Katie was a more or less established actress (even if it was mainly TV) before she met Tom. Being on crappy reality TV programs isn't really the same.

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  38. Nyahahaha, another amazingly FUNNY post tsk tsk ^_^

    George is sticking his pee-pee in this woman’s wee-wee.

    Oh my!! ahaha. ^_^

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  39. What? George is cheating on me? HA!

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