Jessica Simpson is dressing like a sexy merman here at the Grace Awards Gala. But that's ignore Jess for a second and focus on the gem in the background. Check out that woman’s face when she is looking like Jessica. It’s the same look I gave a homeless man who held a sign that says “The End Is Near” down my street over the weekend.
Notice I said merman. Cuz mermaids are not suppose to built like they can play for the National Football League. How does a merman work? It’s half person on top and half fish on bottom? If so how do they reproduce? Unless they have it the other way around, where a merman is half fish on top and half man on bottom. That’s just gross but at least they can get the job done while flapping their fin arms.