May 5, 2010

Miley Cyrus Clucks Her Way In "Can't Be Tamed"

Miley Cyrus is trying to shake off the America’s favourite Chipmunk look by dressing up as a clucking bird in her latest video. Frig. Other than the fact that it’s déjà –vu that she’s turning into Britney Spears, someone needs to tell Miley re-take biology 10. Why is she dressing up like a bird and humping people/things in the video? Silly girl, Birds don’t hump for pleasure, they flap around and do their ish for like 30 secs then lay eggs and sit and poop on them until baby birds come out. And that's NOT sexy.

Miley probably got the idea for the video at Chuck E Cheese after Sunday school cuz this video is as sexy as watching Big Bird on Sesame Street picking up kids. Even Bert and Ernie’s roommate activities are much sexier. OMG! LMAO! ROTFL! DNT B A H8ER POP URR JUSS JEALOSSS!

Anyways the video is here