May 5, 2010

Miley Cyrus Clucks Her Way In "Can't Be Tamed"

Miley Cyrus is trying to shake off the America’s favourite Chipmunk look by dressing up as a clucking bird in her latest video. Frig. Other than the fact that it’s déjà –vu that she’s turning into Britney Spears, someone needs to tell Miley re-take biology 10. Why is she dressing up like a bird and humping people/things in the video? Silly girl, Birds don’t hump for pleasure, they flap around and do their ish for like 30 secs then lay eggs and sit and poop on them until baby birds come out. And that's NOT sexy.










Miley probably got the idea for the video at Chuck E Cheese after Sunday school cuz this video is as sexy as watching Big Bird on Sesame Street picking up kids. Even Bert and Ernie’s roommate activities are much sexier. OMG! LMAO! ROTFL! DNT B A H8ER POP URR JUSS JEALOSSS!

Anyways the video is here


37 comments:

  1. Wow Brit Brit needs to slap her in the face!

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  2. The video is actually funnier if you watch it without sound. It's just a matter of time before she's up with Britney & Lindsey. Don't let Miley have an umbrella. So why is everyone these days in music videos just humping people & throwing their heads back? Be orginal. lol!

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  3. cluck cluck....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  4. tsk tsk on her for taking all that fame she built up and throwing it away by being like this. at least fake the "good girl" ack like taylor swift. we don't need another skanky pop queen like this... one is enough! lol

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  5. LOL @ the review! I can't see the video, imma have to go venture off to Yahoo Music. But I'm sure this video is FAR from "throwin' hands up" and "partyin' in the USA" ha.

    Have a groovy day.

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  6. I just watched this literally two second before stopping at your blog! How funny is that!

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  7. Oh yikes, painful to watch!

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  8. Wow, that is a pretty wacky music video. I love the autotune and how the chimpmunks decided to show up. She's got all the spastic head/arm movements that make her look like she's have some kind of epileptic fit.

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  9. eek...i can't make myself finish watching her video haha

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  10. Ya I didn't even finish more than a minute! Wow someone is trying to grow up a lil too fast. xoxo

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  11. oh gag me. just another tween trying to grow up too fast. besides... "tamed" - i thought lions were tamed... not birds??!?

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  12. OMG. Now that's a strange video. At least it's original, but I fear that she will become just another little celeb slut. Poor Miley! Gotta love her voice though, that's a cool song.

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  13. Miley Cyrus said her video is totally original. *rolls eyes*

    Can't stand that girl! lol

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  14. I couldn't bring myself to watch the video after reading your line about her humping people--I knew it would make me sick!

    I thought she was giving up singing to focus on acting???

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  15. I heart Miley.
    Strange video though!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  16. She does nothing for me.

    P.S Yep, I've seen High Society! I'm so sad it was so short-lived. =( I like Tins a lot.

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  18. So Miley Cyder is trying to be what she said she's not back in the days of that photo scandal. But well, she was a lol-ita before, but now she's all grown up like Britney was a year ago afer Hit Me Baby 1 Mo Time... lolz.

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  20. @MKL HAHAHAHAHA you're too funny!

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  21. Hey girl! Ooh, sowwee for the scare. :\ I don't know if it's been canceled but the season finale was last week and I haven't heard about it getting picked up for a second season. *scratches head* Hope it does! ;)

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  22. @ MKL. I agree! Back with the whole scandal, she apologized and everything and acted all "innocent" and now she comes out with this! Plus there was the whole teen choice awards performance. Didn't think it was too bad but everyone was half naked and that show is for kids! Anyways, back to the video. The difference between her and Britney though is that I think Britney was better and CLEANER at 17. Then she started going downhill. Miley needs to slow down. At 17, short shorts and tight shirts should be enough.. no need to go around prancing around half naked in heels looking like a wannabe hooker. I wish there were actual artists with talent in the music industry and that those true individuals would be discovered. 90% of the pop/r&b/hip hop that's getting radio play SUCKS.

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  23. Btw.. Bert and Ernie were much sexier! ahahaha I agree!

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  24. in my opinion, i think the concept is good and i really like the makeup/outfits.

    the song itself is alright. but i really like the theme, despite what everyone said.

    one thing tho, i noticed she doesnt have big boobs but sometimes it looks like it's really big. i wonder if it's just her growing or the outfit :P

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  25. yeah I saw this when it premiered... not impressed. I thought it was somewhat creative, but miley looks like she's trying too hard? and her voice throughout is sooooo autotuned. ECK.

    <3jimin

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  26. I just died. Of laughter. A lot. Oh my gosh, oh Miley, what are we gonna do with you? I can't even dislike her anymore; I just feel sorry for her! Another Gaga wannabe. If you didn't want to be known as a Disney start, you shouldn't have gone that route to begin with!

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  27. Her face already looks like Britney to begin with.

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  28. i actually like britney spears though... just not miley. ekkkk!

    and it is so mot sexy what she's doing.

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  29. Haha, I actually like it a lot better than the rest of her other songs & videos - I guess that's already saying a lot haha.

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  30. yes, i know.
    well just don't mention the death curse or sth like that. that's a big WTF. =D
    well i actually like miley, but not in this video.
    i thought she's even still too young for this 'nasty' look.

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  31. honestly never seen this before! miley cyrus. words cannot describe her.
    she is in a crazy desperate attempt to shed her disney look.... i love gossiping about miley cyrus:) awesome post
    xx
    mel

    peterbellandtinkerpan.blogspot.com

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  32. I have nothing against Miley. In fact, I own some of the clothes she designed for Wal-Mart (hush! They were cute and inexpensive; so sue me!). But...the video and the song are just...weird. I can't really say what it is...everything about the lyrics is just abnormal. :/

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  33. You know what?! Is it just me or does Miley's voice sound different in this video? I thought I heard one of her previous songs and her voice didn't seem nearly as deep.
    I'm not feeling the rare bird concept. And she reminds me of one of those scary winged demons from a movie like Max Payne :\ Don't you think?

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  34. eeew, what happened to her? she got slutty!

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  35. She looks like she's having a seizure in the video lol In some parts she just get these crazy look in her eye..

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