May 6, 2010

TilaTequilaOmg Is Literally Omg.

Tila Tequila recently launched her new celebrity gossip blog which according to her will be the #1 gossip site in the world because she knows sooo much dirt about everyone in Hollywood! She has inside sources and she can’t wait to reveal all the dirt! (hint: one of her resources is my neighbor’s cat with a brain tumor).




There is a reason people think Tila is a train wreck. For one thing she refers to herself as a MILF due to her fake pregnancy and with sensual posts such as “Let’s All Forgive Chris Brown Today!” and posting pictures of her taking off her panties in the bathroom … What a classy lady.

Tila Honey, if you are going to post pictures of you unedited (as you claim), please be a little more professional and remove all your prescriptions and genital creams on the counter before you take the picture. I’m getting itchy just by looking at this.

36 comments:

  1. She's ridiculous. And I love you Julie, lol.

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  2. Woahhh. I used to think she was hot but... yeah... now = train wreck! That YT screencap of her is scary! I still kinda like her fake tatas though :P

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  3. I really think she needs some help, she'll do anything to remain in the spotlight... sittin up there lookin like a Bratz doll... smh

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  4. she's so scary, her boobs are not moving!!

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  5. man.. her looks are going down hill! I thought she looked kinda cute still in her show but now it's like... ehhh o_O

    how have you been?! I've seen you're posting a lot this week ^_^ I've been.. MISSING.. finals are coming up and I spent 16hours in the science center at my school the past two days studying to fail the test today =_= I'm so mad! UGH, oh well... I miss you Julie!

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  6. Poor thing. I wish these girls would find more self confidence and see their true inner beauty instead of exhibiting themselves all the time. xoxo

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  7. OMG, you are so much fun! "getting itchy"...LOL

    But one bit of info in your post makes me angry--that back-stabbing cat promised me an exclusive!!! =)

    PS - My a/c works now. I thought my brother (the a/c mechanic) bailed on me, but he was just 7 hours late.

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  8. And she's pulled a P-diddy by changing her name to Miss Tila.
    Only in America.

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  9. i recently saw her nude video with 2 other girls posing for a photo shoot on a bed together.

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  10. Lol - Julie! She is a very confusing 'celebrity' - that's for sure. I wonder how much work she had done...she used to be kind of cute but now she has the fake blonde hair, fake boobs, fake eyelashes, fake fake fake *everything* :P

    BTW I got my order in the mail...OMG LOVE!!! Will post about it soon!!! ;)

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  11. shes still around?!?!?!...lol
    xxjess

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  12. She needs to go away like NOW! lol

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  13. No one even pays mind to her anymore lol

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  14. She's really a mess! And a walking disaster. Poor girl. =/

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  15. I saw this post and was like, "What, she's still there?" oh, jeez...

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  16. She has serious issues. Looks like she has recovered from her I want to kill myself days!

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  17. she looks so gross! That hair has to go. She should take a bit of titty off while shes at it, they dont fit her frame at all

    no one is going to find her gossip credible when she starts off saying shes gonna spill dirt on so and so b/c they screwed her over. What a motive to ruin reputation!

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  18. ugh she's so gross! i used to think she was pretty but not anymore, she's just trashy, i feel like ill catch a disease just watching her!

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  19. Tila, Tila, Tila.. honestly never was a big fan of hers but I DO remember every guy in my highschool obsessing over her when she first reached Myspace fame! Ugh.. I think she's a bit old and tired.

    Anyways, I love your blog. I've just given you an award!! Go here to accept:
    http://themakeupdrawer.blogspot.com/2010/05/sweet-blog-award-washable-pads-yes-ones.html

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  20. I never liked her. Lol.

    AND OMG. I find it completely funny that the captcha for this comment is 'Cooti'. Appropriate? ;)

    I missed reading your posts.

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  21. AHH!!
    Tila just needs to GO AWAY! She had her spot light but now I'm just annoyed of her. {*UGH}
    This is SUCH a cry for attention. It's kind of annoying.
    I mean her show Shot at Love was entertaining but everything just kept going downhill from there.

    She looks like plastic in that video. Her cheeks are so shiney. O_O;;;


    <3 Serena.

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  22. Gotta love Tila. That girl is crazy and I'm not even anything like her sober self when I'm shitfaced. When she opens her mouth it's entertaining yet sad at the same time - she's so dumb and strange LOL. *sigh* I know it sounds mean but I think the majority feels the same way :)

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  23. I am not feeling good just by looking at this photo. She should have clean the place first before taking shots. Lolz.


    Solo
    Travel and Living
    Job Hunter

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  24. woah she's still there ??
    she's sooo skinny !

    hugs and kissess
    glisters and blisters

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  25. lovely video post it was amazing so nice

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  26. Tila Hiccupquila is a misguided person. I think she has bad managers (or doctors) like MJ had.. Someone should tell her openly that something's wrong with ther, not applaud her. I think she doesn't have honest friends. She's a long way from blogging. She should read Pop Champagne to learn how you write a good blog.

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  27. LMAO -- you are soo funny!
    Nobody cares about you Tila.. get over yourself.

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  28. She's such a disgusting person but I can't help watching her trainwreck routines haha

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  29. I kinda feel bad for her! She was cute and entertaining in Shot of Love, but lately she just seems like a total disaster and wacko.

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  30. Train Wreck. YUP! Perfect name for her. Omg seriously? She looks horrible as a blonde. I think she's trashy & that's so funny about her counter. She needs to take a chill pill!

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  31. Wow....is there really anything else to say?! El oh el...eh.

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  32. Her voice is always so damn obnoxious lol

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