June 8, 2010

For Everything Else There's Twilight Mastercard

Because there is already a Twilight version of everything, it makes sense that Twilight launched some pre-paid debit cards. It’s pre-paid because it’s obviously aiming at tweens who want it to match their Twilight backpacks and show it off during recess. Twilight has got other stuff like this for the older crowd.

For the designs of these cards, her majesty Kristen Stewart has put on her best rape face while Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are their usual sexy selves. If you haven’t heard, Kirsten recently compared being photographed everywhere she goes as “being raped” . Gosh, imagine how awkward it was at the manufacturing plant:

The manufacturer: “Hello Kirsten, nice to meet you, so for the mastercard I have to take some pict…..”
Kirsten: “OMG STOP RAPING ME!!! AHHHH!!"


But Kirsten, don’t sweat about your picture on the card, it won't be yours that will be selling the most.





47 comments:

  1. raping? oh nah sure it is! i want to have one. the middle one. is it available actually? haha

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  2. i really dislike twilight XD lol but eh kristen reply made me laugh XD

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  3. Two letters. EW.

    Maybe except Jacob's card, because Taylor is actually really good looking XD

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  4. hahaa you're better than a 'yellow' magazine! xD SO funny!
    And the dildo, omfg.. lol.
    And you can put it in the freezer too, for that authentic feeling o.O

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  5. I saw this online, and I couldn't believe they even got credit cards as part of their Twilight merchandise haha. This is too funny.

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  6. ahahahah rape face.. well, it really is true !
    sooo crazy that they're making these cards for teens !
    we only have bugs bunny and batman versions here in indonesia..

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  7. Hey :)

    LOL @ The manufacturer: “Hello Kirsten, nice to meet you, so for the mastercard I have to take some pict…..”
    Kirsten: “OMG STOP RAPING ME!!! AHHHH!!"

    ...what more is there to be said. Smh.
    Have a cool day :)

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  8. Julie, you're hilarious! I couldn't stop lol-ing when I read:

    The manufacturer: “Hello Kirsten, nice to meet you, so for the mastercard I have to take some pict…..”
    Kirsten: “OMG STOP RAPING ME!!! AHHHH!!"

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  9. Omg this is so funny! I'll bet sooooo mant people have them. Oh and "rape-face"? Too funny! She actually said that. What a turd.

    I will find out about the dog for you, I am pretty sure Tripp is a mixed breed.

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  10. Wow, I feel so bad for Kristen, because, her life is just, like, so hard.

    I haven't seen any of the Twilight movies, but I did see a trailer for the new one from the MTV Awards. During that short clip I found myself hoping someone would kill off her character.

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  11. lol her comment is so retarded. I really don't like the actors in the movie. I feel like they should have better actors or acting for the movie since the book was awesome.. lol =]

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  12. lol- i luv me some twilight i really do <<<<nerd!

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  13. Haha geez. They're just trying to think of everything to make Twilight... lol @ the rape thing...

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  14. to make Twilight related* o_o

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  15. OMG that is ridiculous -_-'

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  16. That girl drives me crazy. For reals.

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  17. oh dear- this is ridiculous!! xxx

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  18. LOLOL! i love that!! and nooo thanks! i'd rather have mine boring blue ._.

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  19. LOL, this is really ridiculous, and I'm so not carrying these cards in my purse :p

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  20. I kinda of want one of these cards strictly to embarrass my boyfriend when I pull it out at the bar to pay our tab. And Kristen Stewart always manages to say something more idiotic than before, which is quite the feat, huh? Haha, I love it.

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  21. Even on a credit card Stewart looks awkard. Credit Cards?? Really? I mean I like the movies but this is obsessive. I think this needs to stop. Please don't throw stones at me but yeah I think this has gone too far. =P

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  22. yay to twilight fans out there!

    ps. LOL @ Kirsten.love your post girl :)

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  23. OMG... they are doing way to much with Twilight. Like come on...

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  24. oh how cool the cards look awesome!

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  25. hahaah - this is awesome!
    Thanks for visiting my blog - hope to see you back again soon!

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  26. LOL wdf!
    I know this will be a hit lol

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  27. LOL I can hear the fangirls squealing...

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  28. Wow. Just wow. I can't even imagine what they're gonna come up with next...ugh.

    And yeah, that interview with Stewart pissed me off. Any little bit of respect I ever had for her is gone now. To compare fame with being raped is sick. I can't imagine a rape victim's reaction to her ignorance. :(

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  29. Typical KStew and her "dead eyes" expression. Is it just me or does she look likes she's just undergone a full frontal lobotomy?? She's almost as bad as Audrina Patridge....just sayin'....

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  30. are you serious? haha! that's hilarious! :P
    especially the 'other stuff' for the older crowd :p

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  31. Man they have Twilight EVERYTHING! It's crazy haha.

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  32. Oh no :( The worst thing is that I bet they'd be such a hit lol...

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  33. lol! The twilight frenzy is getting into everyone isn't it? I'm so not keen on them man....

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  34. Haha, kinda saw this coming :DD If I had to I'd choose #2 with Kirsten.... But I'm not that huge fan of Twiligt, or Kirsten either...

    SATC: I think Samantha is the best character, because of who she is. She's the one that makes it interesting :)

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  35. That is crazy. They would put pictures on anything.haha.:)SarahD

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  36. ugh twilight. don't get me started on the mtv movie awards. i highly dislike kristen stewart. in fact, i vote we have another bimbo replace her in the remaining films. the vote's on between miley cyrus and megan fox!

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  37. rape face?? hillarious. personally i hate the twilight movies from the depths of my heart. i don't wanna start a rant on this one cause i have done this a zillion times already. but taken the sheer stupidity of everything twilight to new heights. i think it is sending me into delirium so i need to stop now. Humans are not evolving. their brains are degenerating out of the lack of putting them to good use. and this is a fine example.

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  38. Kristen Stewart needs to shut up already! She sounds more and more obnoxious everyday!

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  39. Haha these are great!

    You posted a question on the She is Sara blog about a dog she posted pictures of while she was walking her dog. The dog is actually my dog, I was the other girl in the pictures, and I'd love to tell you more about him since you are looking for dogs for your apartment. Thanks!

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  40. LOL... these make me laugh for some reason. Talk about major branding overload. Kristen really needs a reality check. You can't be part of the film industry and expect not to be photographed. If she thinks it's so horrible, she should just choose another career.

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  41. HAHAH rape face. you're funny.

    XO NANCY

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  42. I compare having seen twilight as my eyes being raped....is that bad? Oops. Thank god I'm not famous.

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  43. bwahahaha!
    lol

    love this one
    you made my day,hun!

    'stop raping me'
    hahahaha

    i really don't understand the hype for twilight
    >_<

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  44. Oh Lord. Okay I like the books. That's pretty much where it stops. I saw Twilight and it turned me off - I don't like the cast and the acting was poor. Maybe I have high expectations and maybe I'm a critic but I gotta be honest here LOL. And Kristen Stewart. That girl needs to have her speeches ready when accepting awards. She sounds dumber than dumb! And she's not any better in the couple of interviews I saw her in. How did she end up scoring the role of Bella I wonder....did you like the movies or books?

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