June 23, 2010

Kristen Stewart: Maybe She's Born With It

Kristen Stewart puts on her best rape face for the paparazzi, or her constipation face (whichever), for Twilight’s Eclipse promo in Sweden the other night. Even the shinnyness and the fine texture of the Oscar de la Renta dress can’t cover Kristen's "I need to poo poo in the bathroom" facial expression.

Would it kill Kristen to look more feminine and happy at a promo for her own movie? Christ, Taylor Lautner is way prettier than this chick. I know Twilight’s all about a hot rich vampire seeing the inner beauty of an ordinary girl. If I was a vampire and I have to spend eternity fooling around with this piece, I’d rather have a steak through my heart thank you.





Regardless I'm probably still going to go see Twilight this weekend. What about you?

52 comments:

  1. I think she needs to a volt of electricity every morning so she might look more alive each day. That dress is gorgeous but I don't think she pulled it off great with that constipated (haha love that) face. Taylor of course looks great. I'm going to probably secretly go see it at some point.

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  2. yeah, she really needs to go to the bathroom, looking awkward with her expensive dress! she should've worn out a gothic type mini dress or something that would fit an event like that, it would be awesome paired with vampirish make up LOL! love her legs though~

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  3. Wow never noticed her ears sticking out like that! They must have pinned them back during the filmings hahaha
    She looked completely awkward... gahhh, be happy, girl!

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  4. I dunno how she has like, no curves whatsoever. She's like a board. Granted she is super skinny and I love her legs, she has no waist or chest...

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  5. LOL...constipated. Her ears do look weird their. I love the dress though :)

    ♥xx♥

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  6. yes yes yes! i'd still see twilight this week. God can't wait to see it.
    I truly love the books. well clearly what was in my mind when i read Twilight saga books is Rob as edward(but i don't like Rob, i like him as Edward, they're two VERY different creatures!) but clearly, not Kristen as bella. lols :D

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  7. Maybe she gets that look on her face and hates having her picture taken because she is self-aware and KNOWS how she looks??? Nah, no way. I like girly-girls and tomboys, but if I had to spend eternity with her...then I'm with you, stick me in the heart and get it over with.

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  8. she's too tomboy-ish looking that the girly dress up she does DOESN'T suit her at all... hence the ugly faces she makes. lol

    i won't be catching eclipse... i think those twilight sagas are only rentals... not worth me paying too much to see them in the theatre. besides, i'm not much of a fan.

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  9. I read all the books and I'm a fan of the movies (hangs head in shame), but I'll probably wait until it comes out on DVD. Kristen can use an attitude change, but I do like that dress she's wearing!

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  10. hell yeah well that just inspires me to my next post. not gonna say it, you'll see later.
    she's the hottest because analynne(is the spelling right? don't know, don't care.) is way weird and shenae is like a total rural girl.
    about jessica biel, she's gorgeous but i don't like her arms. (way too muscled). XD

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  11. Until you mentioned it I didn't even notice her ears. And now I can't stop starring at them.
    She does have that " Oh,it's you again " face. Can you believe I haven't watch Twilight? I just don't get it..The cast looks plain and the plot is old and dusty. I might give it a try though...
    Thank you so much, I will take care of things as soon as possible and hopefully I come back alive

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  12. Hey :)

    Lol!!@Even the shinnyness and the fine texture of the Oscar de la Renta dress can’t cover Kristen's "I need to pee pee poo poo in the bathroom" facial expression, or take attention away from her Dumbo ears.

    Kristen is a "Good girl gone BOY." She's has absolutely no grace whatsoever. It's kind of like looking at Ali of the Bachelorette (when she wears a dress) a "STRICTLY blue jean chick" - they come tonight on Jimmy Kimmel. And I wish people would STOP making Taylor Lauther "sexy". He looks like a very attractive kitten with wet greasy hair. NEXT.

    Have a groovy :)

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  13. yeah.. im not huge fan of her! i like the boys in twilight more!! but i like her dress!

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  14. she's so bloody awkward. "no acting talent necessary" must have been on the job wanted sign ... but yes, i will see it too eventually. it's a weird tradition my friends and i have. somehow the horrible cinematic attributes of twilight have produced two successful couples in my little circle. go figure

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  15. She doesn't look great here, but her dress is! Too bad it can't cover her..

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  16. I'd love it if she just smiled for once. She looks so stiff all the time. Have never actually seen any of the Twilight films...must start.haha:)SarahD

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  17. personally i am not a fan of hers....haha i haven't even seen any of her movies. she always has the look that i'm too for school. ehhh.

    btw...where do you live that there is no forever!! man, its been around here since i was in middle school. i hope you get one soon. its a great place for stuff you wanna that is trendy because its so cheap.

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  18. oh my gosh... she DOES have dumbo ears, i never noticed that. hahaha! as much as i'm anti-twilight, i'm probably gonna end up watching it (not anytime soon... dont wanna deal with hundreds of tweens) just cus i've seen the last two.

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  19. Oooh I think she looks gorgeous wearing that dress and I'd totally blame it on her hairstylist for making her ears look extra big. LOL.

    I'm not a fan of Twilight (or her) but I agree with you, she should at least look less miserable on her own movie promo event. I mean, seriously, she gets to travel to Europe with Taylor Lautner and all.. unless she was constipated, I think her fans deserve wider smile like this --> :D :D

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  20. I like her dress, but not a huge fan of her; I think...

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  21. she never looks happy for the camera -__-

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  22. Her Pictures reminds me so much of Katie Holmes....I don't know why but they have the same facial expression...so awkward...I'll definitely watch eclipse but how I wish they'd replace her....

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  23. She always looks so MAD about everything. Poor little rich girl, I feel SO bad for her... hahaha ♥

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  24. Taylor <3333333333333333 hahahahha the day I found out how old he was, I thought "oh shi- I'm getting old :["

    The first time I saw Twilight I thought she was one of the ugliest girls I have seen with sucky acting lol. Her eyes are kinda weird o:

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  25. i'm really proud that i've managed to avoid all things twilight - books & movies :P

    kristin stewart really bothers me. she showed up at the baftas without even washing her hair. someone needs to get this girl a better stylist!

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  26. I like the dress and the shoes... She just looks flat out mean!

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  27. I'm pretty sure it's her hair. I blame it all on her awful hair color, styling, etc. If she had a bit longer hair and it wasn't slicked back (who the hell ever thought THAT was a good look?!) and wore it in a loose wave this whole look would be much better. And she might even be able to get away with her pissy face.

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  28. Love the outfit, but the girl... naaahhh...

    btw, I'm so not into twilight :P

    xo

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  29. Her dress is gorgeous (Oscar can do no wrong in my books) but her facial expression does dampen the effect, doesn't it? I'm probably going to see Eclipse with my coworker about a month after it comes out and after the screaming preteens have seen it; we both enjoyed the Twilight books in an "I don't even want to admit I read them but they're my guilty pleasure!" sort of way.

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  30. i have to say, she is ravishing in that dress.. but yes, i always hate how her face looks like mugged or something everytime she walks on the camera. i mean, a little smile won't hurt, right?

    Animated Confessions

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  31. I'm not a debbie downer but this girl bugs me. I don't see the hype in her. Very plain Jane. I guess that's the appeal?

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  32. LOL I love it. I have not seen any of the Twilight movies yet, but I think eventually I will. I think her hair is looking okay here, but her not smiling and looking mopey and pissed is just rude. just sayin'.

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  33. You have a great point! I just want to shake her! She has so many opportunites to wear amazing dresses and to look amazing and she just looks like she doesn't care!

    - Adele
    MOLTOCURIOSA.COM

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  34. I can't believe she said that! She compares the pap to being RAPED?? I can see how that would outrage MANY people.. I think she definitely could've chosen her words more carefully. I'm all for people speaking their minds but that's crossing the line.

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  35. She always makes the worst faces! I don't actually think she is bad looking -- she just always looks miserable! I will NOT being seeing the new Twilight; I sat through the first two with Lynnie and I've had all the bad acting I can take for a while!

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  36. i dislike twilight well i hate it but put up with it XD lol and she could looka bit happier :p

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  37. THANK YOU! Finally someone said it.... There is something completely unattractive about this girl... me no likey...

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  38. Haha, your writing is hilarious! I agree, and actually I like her less after reading today in a magazine that she said, "I think girls hate me because half of them are jealous of me." I'm not sure why she is always complaining about being famous....geez must be rough, right? :):)

    Thank you SO much for your kind compliments on my pink dress, it means so much to me!! Others have told me that I look like Paris too, I do consider it a compliment. :) Have a great Wednesday!
    xoxoxoxo
    Rachel

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  39. IKR, why can't she even fake a happy face for her own blockbuster movie??? (which earns her big bucks!) I guess it shows that money & fame can't always buy you happines, even a fake one. =P

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  40. she is really becoming quite a fashion star!

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  41. this was hilarious and stew annoys me so much because she's so BLAH.

    I tagged you for a blog award :)
    http://abeautywithbrains.blogspot.com

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  42. She's a terrible actress and i never noticed how big her ears were lol. I honestly think the two twilight movies so far are so poorly directed and the actors/actresses in it are really bad. I keep going to see it because i'm hoping it improves.

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  43. Ahhhh I hate all the Twilight movies. It shames me I have the special edition Twilight books.

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  44. I would say she looks constipated. Someone should advise her to eat brown rice before photo shoots;-)

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  45. Amazing dress, I like it...

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  46. haha love ur post!! i just realised she not look happy lol why???? ha! but her dress amazing. :)

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  47. Haha well at least in editorial, her looks are getting better. I'm probably going to wait until DVD to see it :)

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  48. ya fraticellis actually JUST opened here! i was on the website and i see most of them are in ottawa haha, it's SO BEAUTIFULL. i love it.
    lucky you guys had it for so long haha.

    yellowscarff.blospot.com

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  49. I'm one of those that love Kristen. I love her just the way she is. Yeah, she does look miserable all the time, but I still dig her. I think she's beautiful.

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  50. i adore her,, hehehe
    what she wear,,,
    what ever the way she is,,, :)

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  51. i'm evil. but i really don't like her. she seems too stuck up..... i saw an interview with her, and she was cold and distant, and couldn't give a damn about what she was saying to anyone - but maybe she got thrust too quickly into insane fame?????
    xM

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  52. i really cannot stand the look of Kristin Stewert. I feel bad saying that, because people don't have control over the way they look

    BUT

    since my friend forced me to sit through the entire Twilight movie, i don't care.

    can't stand the girl

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