June 16, 2010

Miley Says That She's Not Slutty

Miley Cyrus may dress slutty and act slutty, but she says that she ain’t a hoe. Miley just hates wearing clothes, that’s all. According to AP:

“I’m not trying to be ’slutty,’” said Cyrus in a recent interview. “I’m not trying to be like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys … What I’m trying to do is to make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress.”

“… I’m really comfortable with my body, I work really hard to be fit and to know that I can wear whatever makes me most comfortable. I feel more comfortable dressing with a little less, which is just how I’ve always been,”

So I know this girl who recently got dumped by her loser boyfriend then shortly got burned by a supposed rebound guy. A few days later she cut her hair like Adam Lambert’s and started wearing a sleeveless jean jacket with loose t-shirts. I don’t think she has turned into a lesbian but similar to Miley's outfits, her outfit says otherwise to people that don't know her.

But hey I don't judge because there’s a bit of lesbian in all of us. I mean, I like to shop at Home Depot and blast Alanis Morissette when I’m driving, and sometimes I hate men too. As for Miley, she needs to know that there's a reason sluts wear slutty clothes. Because if you can’t judge a hooker by her slutty outfits then how will the clients spot her? That’s just bad marketing.