June 1, 2010

Miranda Kerr is Missing Something

Lately Victoria's Secret Angel Miranda Kerr has been trying to expand her portfolio to get out of the “sex symbol” image by doing more conceptual shots. Like these ones she did in Numero Magazine.

I never understood how the lack of eyebrows is considered "conceptual" or "high fashioned" even though it's often seen on runways. But Miranda is sure edgy enough since she now looks like this alien from “Signs”. That's pretty fierce. As I recall those aliens kidnapped a bunch of people and tried to kill Mel Gibson. But damn, whoever came up with this obviously has no clue that the concept of “school girls” is hot and slutty, and not like they could pass as a terminally ill patient. What a downer!

Someone pass Miranda a sharpie so she can draw her eyebrows back!