July 8, 2010

Kristen Stewart Fears Getting Assassinated by Fans




Because we won’t see Megan Fox on the red carpet as much anymore, someone needs to fill in the void of making stupid statements to the press, like the rape face Kristen Stewart. In a recent interview with Hello! Britain magazine, Kristen says

"I don't feel very comfortable on the red carpet," Kristen said. "I look out tCheck Spellinghere at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me. No security could protect me. Ostensibly they're fans, but I think about them turning on me."


Kristen thinks way too highly of herself. I can think of plenty of other people that would get assassinated before Kristen, like the Pope, Dalai Lama, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong-il, fat dude from the show “Operation Repo”, Michael Jackson (oh wait that's been done) and that anti social intern at my work who wears his winter jacket inside everyday. Kristen is more like an annoying wart you don't like but you can live with. I mean, Paris Hilton probably has several warts around her va-jay-jay area and she seems quite content still. Just saying.

48 comments:

  1. I do love Kristen. I think she's hot. But she does say a lot of stupid things.

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  2. lol at the paris hilton statement and probs true :p

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  3. Really? People aren't going to assassinate her because then there wouldn't be the new movie! lol! =P

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  4. You did get my message that I've given you an award also, right? I was just wondering because you didn't mention it in your comment just now.

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  5. Hey :)

    LOL! I always love ;"Kristen..did you say, that?!" post. She does come across (when she opens her mouth) like she's been hanging around one hit wonder Ke$ha alot and stole Alanis Morrisette's hand shake. And another thing, those are Rob's fans, not hers, smh. I think she's really replacing Lindsay Lohan - guess we should ask her what's she's going to put on her nails, to show to her fans. Ha.

    Have a cool day :)

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  6. Well I hope that explains why she's always so awkward around her fans at least.

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  7. Oh Kristen Stewart - her awkward statments are so hilarious. How she's famous and well liked is beyond my comprehension! lol
    xo

    In Fashion and Style

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  8. haaha lady you make me laugh..rape face!

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  9. Yeah, I don't get the obsession with this chick. She has zero star quality, which is a tad refreshing, but she's so annoying that I can't get past it.

    xx,
    Anna Jane

    http://seejaneworkplaylive.blogspot.com

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  10. She's like the wart that Leila has to lance every couple of months - only she doesn't sing

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  11. hehe kristen stewart is so funny! she's so silly! why in the world would she think fans would assassinate her is she on drugs or something?! And not really complaining but i just noticed that she was way different from her bella character..i liked her character better in the so-called twilight saga compare to her reality personality!

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  12. She's a pretty girl, but such a weirdo and a drag. She doesn't need to be all smiles, but geez can she be anymore socially inadequate?? The girl needs finishing school.

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  13. ummm maybe coz all the girls really ENVY her coz of edward n jacob!:)

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  14. I guess maybe that's why she hardly smiles! haha

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  15. OMG, I laugh a little harder every time I come here :)

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  16. That girl is disturbed and disturbing...and she is not hot, not even attractive. But as a disclaimer I should add that personality really affects how I see people. Kristen = ugh!

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  17. She is sooo awk on the red carpet and in general. Where is the image consultant!? lol

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  18. She is so stupid, she always says something dumb. Like bitch who wanna kill you, you are not all that.

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  19. Don't they have some kind of media classes someone like her can take?

    That said there are a lot of rabid RPat fans. I wouldn't want to be dating him.

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  20. she's so full of herself she's practically oozing!
    @_@

    well, anyway i won't be surprised since that came from the girl who said she is like being raped by paparazzi,ne?

    tsk tsk tsk

    poor girl!
    someone give her a chockful of olives in her martini so that she could start swallowing what she is about to say the next!

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  21. Why oh why must they open their pretty little mouths?

    ♥ Teresa ♥

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  22. She annoys me so much. Wish she would just smile!SarahD:)

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  23. haha omg these ppl...another prince right?!? where is her publicist/pr person? they should talk for kristen!

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  24. Gawd, you're hilarious. Kristin Stewart is a moron. If I was going to go out of my way, take the time out of my busy schedule....I certainly wouldn't waste it assassinating her. Just saying.

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  25. lol. I hate her so much. She has no sense of style and she always look so awkward on the red carpet.

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  26. She's funny, don't you think?

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  27. LOL she is thinking too much!

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  28. Huh?
    I think people have better things to do than assassinate Kristen Stewart...like brushing their teeth. She's not even worth the thought.

    Xoxo
    Sarah

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  29. I do wish she was sweeter on the set of Twilight movies or at least pretend to be less tomboyish :( About vacation, I'm trying to enjoy this break but it feels so weird that I don't know how long it's going to last!

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  30. I'm not a fan of Kristen's style at all, she could do so much more with her look, she has a fabulous boyfriend though ♥

    Eda ♥

    candyflosscurlscupcakesandcouture.blogspot.com

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  31. Assassinate...WOW...Apparently she's a political reader now. HA!

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  32. hehehe, i adore all you write... mindlessly following your blog ;)~!

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  33. as if she did something significant right? playing the stupid bella doesn't make her special to get assasinated at all....maybe if someone will get annoyed with her sarcastic face, maybe that's it...

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  34. yea that idea is really stupid. maybe she tries to pull attention or she played too much of that video game

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  35. Maybe the "fame" is getting into her head. haha! Paranoid much, Kristen? :))

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  36. This is hilarious. I don't really like this girl to begin with but now I kinda figured out why her face is the way it is,lol.

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  37. :)) Yes, don't flatter yourself Kristen. That takes paranoia to a whole new different level.

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  38. So THIS is why she looks so awkward on the red carpet. *Gets it* I always just thought it was constipation.

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  39. ahahhahaaha :D oh geez i dearly love your posts. if she were assassinated, it'd be for the greater good ... oh wait they might just CG her throwing a big soap bubble around herself. oooo superpowers.

    thanks :D yeah, runway pink is like the perfect pink you see in asian glamour ads. i was surprised

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  40. wow this girl seriously says the stupidest crap sometimes....she kinda really bugs me, especially because she looks so fucking awkward all the time! geez, i mean i thought she was an actress, she could at least act less awkward!

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  41. What a Friday laugh you gave me! =D I didn't watch Eclipse because Kirsten had been so annoying lately. Have a great weekend!

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  42. Kristen Kristen. she just couldn't handle all the fame. maybe she could give it up to me. I'd be glad to replace her, especially in the movies. :D

    i know, thanks to youu. never gonna work without you. :)

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  43. lol she's a weirdo...watched Eclipse few days ago...her acting skills really sucks
    xxjess

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  44. haha... can't believe she actually thinks people got the time to care about her...
    rape face... hah! Makes me smile everytime when I see that!

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  45. Great post!
    I like your blog. I'm following it.

    xoxo
    Festy
    http://festyinstyle.blogspot.com/

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  46. poor thing. just when i thought she was becoming less awkward...

    did you see the new twilight movie?

    http://cherylclarke.blogspot.com

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  47. Ok, tell me which mushrooms did you eat, when you wrote: "Kristen is more like an annoying wart you don't like but you can live with. I mean, Paris Hilton probably has several warts around her va-jay-jay area and she seems quite content still. Just saying."

    That's so hilariously creative, you couldn't have been sober when you wrote that :P

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  48. i super duper don't like this girl at all :/ ooh have you seen that movie, vampire sucks? its great for laughs :D

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