Because we won’t see Megan Fox on the red carpet as much anymore, someone needs to fill in the void of making stupid statements to the press, like the rape face Kristen Stewart. In a recent interview with Hello! Britain magazine, Kristen says
"I don't feel very comfortable on the red carpet," Kristen said. "I look out there at a thousand people and I realize they could rush me and assassinate me. No security could protect me. Ostensibly they're fans, but I think about them turning on me."
Kristen thinks way too highly of herself. I can think of plenty of other people that would get assassinated before Kristen, like the Pope, Dalai Lama, Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong-il, fat dude from the show “Operation Repo”, Michael Jackson (oh wait that's been done) and that anti social intern at my work who wears his winter jacket inside everyday. Kristen is more like an annoying wart you don't like but you can live with. I mean, Paris Hilton probably has several warts around her va-jay-jay area and she seems quite content still. Just saying.