July 21, 2010

Lindsay Lohan is Complex

So Lindsay Lohan was admitted to jail yesterday. But she will only be there for 14 days instead of the original 90 days due to overcrowding. if I had known that it is possible to have multiple DUIs and get caught with possession numerous times and only serving 14 days I would have quit school and become an aspiring actress (with reality TV star as plan B) a long time ago. Even Lindsay's jail dinner of Turkey Tetrazzini sounds better than my mac and cheese with a can of tuna for the past week. What can I say, marble cheese blocks were on sale for $4.99...

Anyways to celebrate Lindsay here are some shots of her in Complex magazine. Yeah… She looks better here than in her mug shot, but the whole orange dotty cocaine skin that looks like the work of a dot matrix printer still doesn't do much for me unless I need a canvas to play connect the dots with my little cousin. Then it might come in handy.








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55 comments:

  1. 14 days due to overcrowding?? I agree with you too. I would have been an aspiring actress because they get away with everything. Lohan is a perfect example! I do love her outfits in these photos tho. But the orange does look nice on her in her mug shot! jk! =P

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  2. You know, honestly it's just really too bad she can't serve her full sentence. I don't think she realizes the consequences of her actions and drinking and driving is really unacceptable. She can hire a chauffeur or even grab a taxi like I would. Anyways, I hope she learns her lesson.
    Yeah! Freaking Turkey Tettrazinni is better than anything I had this past week LOL. Okay, well, except my one sushi dinner but still!

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  3. Yeah, I read about Lyndsay's much shorter jail time too, overcrowding? come on!!!!, and turkey tetrazzini?????? i totally share your sentiment here, and btw, those pics of Lilo are actually not bad :)), XOXO, j

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  4. Total BS what these celebs get away with!! Overcrowding...give me a break! BTW - I see a porn star career in her resume in 5 years time.

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  5. she looks old.yeah, seems like her tan's looking like dots, because of her freckles i think.tsk, just 14 days???? well, they should've made a place for her to live in 90 days.sucks.Paris spent 45 days in jail, while Lohan just 2 weeks???? unfair :( she should live there atleast longer than Paris.she deserves a lesson.

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  6. Man, over crowding? that's bs! but 14 days is nothing and its not gonna teach her a lesson. Ugh! She does look good in these pics though.

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  7. LOL I just found out about this on AOL headlines. Her Dad yells "we love you!" it's only 14 days! Gimme a break. LAME.

    She should be picking up garbage on the side of the road like everyone else. What a turd.

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  8. Hey :)

    Lol@ if I had known that it is possible to have multiple DUIs and get caught with possession numerous times and only serving 14 days I would have quit school and become an aspiring actress (with reality TV star as plan B) a long time ago.


    The photoshoot looks PHOTOSHOPPED - but she's cute enough. Have a cool day. And btw, #teamKIMMEL LOL!!

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  9. ahhahha overcrowding....hmm i spell horse sh*t!
    i don't like the black hair on her...shes looks better with blonde or red.

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  10. That's disgusting. Even when celebs go to jail they're STILL given special treatment. Gross.

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  11. 14 days? that aint fair. pff, celebrities. if only she doesnt deviate easily, she could have been a megastar by now.

    anyways gotta love how, healthy and clean she looked in these covers.

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  12. Lindsay Lohan is Cray Cray and way too many people make her a big deal when she isnt imo =)

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  13. Love the comic book look of the spread - I also love the Kid Robot toy she is posing with! However, I can't stand to hear more 'breaking' news about her...aaaaah! Everytime I step into the breakroom, it's Lilo on HLN...*sigh* She also is getting off way too easy.

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  14. She looks weird on the last two pics, don't really look like her...

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  15. My plan B is a rewarding career as a hobo. I really should poke around in trash cans once in a while to make sure I'll have the skills when I need them, but I've been lazy.

    Marble cheese blocks? So you make homemade mac and cheese? I haven't had that since I was a kid. I didn't think anyone still made their own. Forget the turkey tetrazzini, I want your dinner!

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  16. I gave you a "Prom Queen" Blog Award

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  17. oh wow! at least she's still landing jobs o.o

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  18. i still feel bad for her though. her life is a giant hot mess.

    xoxolannie.

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  19. love the photos when i heard about her going to jailed i loled XD

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  20. She is sooo crazy! gotta love her tho

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  21. Ugh she really needs help. I too don't think she understands WHY she is in trouble and WHAT can happen if she's driving drunk and doesn't listen to court orders. They're letting her off so easy -is it really because of "overcrowding." There are so many "normal" people who make small mistakes yet they go in for way longer!

    I don't want to be mean and say yea she should be thrown in jail but she just needs help. She also needs to grow up and stop thinking she can have everything her way and be let off easy. So sad because she's actually decently talented when she tries.

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  22. Oh aiya LL is not my cup of tea. I watched the clip of her breaking down in court when she was being subjected to jail time.. well I hope she knows how lucky she is not having to pay the full price =__=

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  23. lindsey lohan is so annoying! i cant believvve shes getting away with only 14 days. that is ridiculous. i'm sure jail would change her attitude

    http://dressedupallligators.blogspot.com/

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  24. haha.... crazy stuff. she looks diff in those pics! it's funny cause i never thought that the kid in my favorite movie when i was younger would ever turn out like this! (the parent trap, lol. i would watch it sooo much)

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  25. her freckled skin look pretty gross to me

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  26. This girl just confuses me. She used to be so cool, now she's mostly used up like yesterdays tissues, but then these photo shoots come out and she looks *almost* normal again. You know, with a little help from photoshop :)

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  27. she looks a lot better in these shots compare to what she really looked now. I guess the magic wonder of photoshop huh? In reality though she looked like a trash even what she does in her life considering shes so young to be so stupid and wasted! Hope her 14 days in jail would do a bit good for her. Still lucky to serve there for just 14 days!

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  28. Ugh, 14 days? I thought when she was in court they were telling her she didn't deserve special treatment just because she was a celebrity. She must have paid someone off -__-;

    It's too bad about her, I used to love her movies when she was young. At least she has some nice (fake?) boobs.

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  29. Her freckles always seem to go missing in photoshoots. Does anyone else miss her red hair, too?

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  30. LOL...your post made me smile. Her chest must be fake. Along with her skin being photoshopped in those pictures above. She looks so wrinkly and tired in paparazi pics...

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  31. I used to love her before, another classic waste in Hollywood. Too much money & fame at such a young age is disastrous often times. =/

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  32. i am seriously lusting after this whole outfit! those dress are so chic. feminine looks so well..i think you could pull off anything! gorgeous! :)

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  33. Two weeks? REALLY, Lindsay? My gosh, I watched Parent Trap the other day and just wanted to cry.
    xo Josie
    http://winksmilestyle.blogspot.com

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  34. Everyone looks better when airbrushed. :)

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  35. AGREED! ...I know girl, crazzzyness!

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  36. i am seriously lusting after this whole outfit! those outfit are so chic. feminine looks so well..gorgeous! :)

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  37. wow... only 14 days?! THat's really rediculous... It's not fair at all... She does look somewhat better but imagine all the photo shop that has been done to the picture @_@

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  38. really often to heard about her negative rumor via TV or magazine...how pathetic she is...but she still one of my favourite actress, she's done a very great movie...hehe
    and she still have a "kawaii" face look...;p

    ladiesblacknwhite.blogspot.com

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  39. only 14 days? geez, i wonder how much she'll get if she kills somebody...a month?
    btw her boobs look huge all of a sudden!

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  40. haha i was tryna look for her alcohol monitor on your ankle :P

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  41. I'm just so sad because she was my favourite as a young aspiring redhead girl :( Now look at her D: Good ... taxpayers shouldn't have to pay for 90 days of her pampering x_x

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  42. Ahh yes those overcrowded LA jails...
    Gotta admit, I still root for her to clean up her act and do some good acting. Remember Britney from a few years ago and boom, she's back on top. Seeing anyone so out of touch with their problems and with such talent wasted is just sad.

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  43. i seriously no idea what's up with lindsay these days.. she could've been a successful youngster but she blew her talent just like that..

    hollywood.. sigh

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  44. that is lindsey lohan????? whoa.

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  45. Oooh, I couldn't recognize her with black hair!

    It seems that most of them have been to jail, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and now Lindsay Lohan?

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  46. Oh, I'm so over this woman. Why is she still famous? Considering she hasn't made a decent movie in ages and only gets publicity for her stupid stunts.. what a waste of media space. There are some great photo shoots of her, but not sure I'm loving this. Kinda has that Meghan Fox vibe going on (i.e. very fake). But maybe I'm just a cynic now ;-)

    You on the other hand look fantastic in your last post by the way!

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  47. Overcrowding? Seriously?

    I hate how she looks so unhealthy.

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  48. I cant believe she only gets 14 days, how unfair. That wouldn't happen to a non 'celebrity'.

    sarahD:)

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  49. Why not give her a pat on the back and call that a punishment. 2 weeks it's like a camp for her, a camp with a dress code.
    Anyway, almost didn't recognized her in these pictures. She kind of resembles Megan Fox.

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  50. It doesn't surprise me that she's not going to do the full time. Celebs almost always seem to get away. She should do the max time.

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  51. it is weird how much lindsay haschanged; i remember her in conffession of a drama queen and mean girls. oh i miss the innocent girl who was role model for so many

    thanks for your lovely comment!
    yellowscarff.blogspot.com

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  52. hardly recognised her at first
    my god,she looks like a porn star in the plast pic (with those boobiesss)

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