July 28, 2010

Snooki from Jersey Shore: "1 Piece Is More Provocative"




Snooki from Jersey Shore recently told People why she always wear a one piece. And the answer is not the obvious, but something along the lines of:

“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”


Snooki is no beautiful Queen Latifah but good thing she is coping with reality. Cuz I know plenty of guys who go on Google and type in “Naked Oompa Loompa” or “Sexy orange blubber” when they need internet porn. The first things that come to my mind when I see Snooki is baby back ribs, cottage cheese and rolls of bacon wrapped on sausage... So Snooki must hang out at Denny’s or KFC a lot if she thinks provocative means “hungry for fatty food”.


Here is the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the opening bell at NY Stock Exchange yesterday. They better have wiped that bell with Lysol right after...


Images from Splash News

44 comments:

  1. Can't say I like Snooki or Jersey Shore (i just don't get the obsession), but I love one pieces also!

    In Fashion and Style

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  2. OMG she's disgusting. They all are, let's be honest. And I cannot believe they were asked to ring the bell! What?!!

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  3. O_o
    I'm glad she's in a one-piece... don't think I'd like seeing more of her than I already see here O_o

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  4. I admit I'll probably be watching the next season of Jersey Shore... it's hilarious! And I think sexy one-pieces are harder to pull off than a two-piece... one-pieces accentuate the love handles!

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  5. lol oh man, snookie doesn't know what she's talking about. Its crazy how far these people have come. Oh and my bf said there's gonna be another show like jersey shore but its gonna be all Koreans. Not sure if this is true coz my bf likes to mess with me a lot ugh!

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  6. x_x not a pretty sight at all! hahaha.. :)

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  7. WHY was jersey shore at the stock exchange???? ugh.
    and thanks for the wall decal suggestion! i tried ikea ones and they fell right off...i need to find better quality ones!

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  8. LoL, not pretty. Love your post as always.


    - Tara

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  9. Haha, at least she's covering up a bit!

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  10. While I don't think Snooki is the classiest person on the planet I'd still say good for her for recognizing what she looks better in.

    Our society obviously has some issues - either women are looked down at for being too skinny or looked down at for being too big. Maybe we should be focusing on something other than looks...

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  11. Surprisingly, i really dig that one piece she is wearing LOL, always LOVE your posts darling, Brilliant!!! :)), XOXO

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  12. She might love one-pieces but one-pieces sure don't love her. LOL.

    [aside: woohoo Jaden smith in the previous post!]

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  13. “Naked Oompa Loompa” or “Sexy orange blubber”
    hahah! you seriously made me laugh! long live the one piece!
    awesome blog sassy sista!

    we should follow each other!
    i think we have a lot in common :D

    xx, christen

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  14. another funny yet cool post :) i like your writings as always <3

    love,vdcouture

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  15. i started watching jersey shores when they had their marathon! haha its such guilty pleasure. omg she is a big little girl...i guess i'd give her the title of Sexy orange blubber....lol

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  16. i think its good she still has confidence in her body and im kinda glad too she wears one pieces XD

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  17. The sleep cycle app IS quite cool, it might not be totally accurate (scientifically but what do I care, I'm not a scientist) but it's fun. All you have to do is put it face down on your mattress. That's it! It monitors your movements. We also have separate mattresses in our double bed so that's not an issue.

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  18. LOL!!! @ The first things that come to my mind when I see Snooki is baby back ribs, cottage cheese and rolls of bacon wrapped on sausage... So Snooki must hang out at Denny’s or KFC a lot if she thinks provocative means “hungry for fatty food”.

    I FELL OUT! Lol. On another note, JS is garbage - kindo of like having to endure Kathy "the beautiful husky man" Griffin because you're waiting on fav tv show to come on and the buttons are broke...soooo. ha. And Snoopy is embarassing and "The Situation" has been in one too many...so BOOOOOOO @ the whole foundation - as tho there really was one.Smh. Hope you're having a cool day :)

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  19. Goodness!! I think that girl fell asleep on a baby cheetah... poor baby cheetah... :(

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  20. I've never worn one piece
    I have to try
    http://dollsfactory.blogspot.com/

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  21. she's no pretty girl, but she's smart for saying that.

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  22. I love what your thoughts that jumped into mind when you think of her!
    That 1 piece doesn't cover her boobs! That doesn't make it provocative.
    :)

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  23. That's just too funny about dreaming about baby back ribs when you look at Snooki LOL. So bad I know, I shouldn't laugh really!
    I don't watch Jersey Shore but gosh, they do sound pretty full of themselves.
    You know what? I think some of those one piece bathing suits are actually really provocative - like waaaay harder to pull off than a bikini. But you know, I guess, good for Snooki that she thinks highly of herself ;) I know I won't be pulling off that bathing suit she's wearing anytime soon!

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  24. Well, hmmm, normally I'd applaud a girl who is comfortable with her body...but this one is delusional if she thinks she is provocative in any way. I learned to accept (and ignore) the possibility some sicko might have a corpse fetish. I'm a live-and-let-live kind of guy. But if someone out there has a snooki fetish, they must be stopped, crushed, destroyed!!!

    PS - You always look great, but with snooki at center stage, your profile pics look even better than usual. =)

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  25. NAKED OOMPAH LOOMPAH OMG =)) I am Literally ROLF-ing right now! lololol, that is so classic and funny, your posts are EPIC! great job!!

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  26. I like the fact she is even brave enough to wear a bathing suit when people talk about her weight all the time. just because she's not skinny or JWOWW doesnt mean she has to be fully covered up or like a grandma. Not the biggest fan of jersey shore but I think she is more of an image of an average girl than what you see on the other shows. nothing wrong with a little meat. JUST MY OPINION!

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  27. well, give her props for even wearing a bathing suit! she is pretty but she needs to tone it down! seriously.

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  28. I cannot believe they were at the NYSE! SMH. What's the world coming to?!

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  29. LOL!!! I don't think ANY guy or anyone wants to see "more of her." I know it's totally mean to diss someone like that but she really grosses me out (personality, way she dresses, etc.) And was she ever "really skinny"? Just wondering..

    I know ladies who are bigger than her but they're gorgeous .. just like Queen Latifah. Snooki is just plain icky to me.

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  30. hmm... i really wonder if she would still wear a one piece if she lost weight!?!

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  31. Does she call that 'covering up'? Ummm.... ok. Chuckled over the oompa-loompa joke!

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  32. haha, at least she's honest...although i would rather see her in a once piece that covered her entire body from neck to ankles....but at least she's not in a thong. how the hell have they gotten so much attention anyways? *pukes*

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  33. I don´t think it is a bad answer. It has sense!


    xoxo
    B* a la Moda

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  34. Love your humor haha
    But Snooki...that's a no-no. Please cover up more haha

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  35. Is it me or is that suit not flattering on her?? That type of one piece is hard to pull off- even for someone thinner..... :)

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  36. I really can't understand why they're all so famous...even more bewildered about why they're so beloved.

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  37. Good LORD. And of course it just HAD to be animal print didn't it!

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  38. I'm kind of over them already...but I'm sure they'll suck me back in next season ;o) I do not know what it is, but I guess they appeal to my inner "Guidette"! Lol!

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  39. HAHAHAHAH hilarious, i love your sarcasm (and usually i dont get it . sorry if you're not being sarcastic i really cant tell sometimes)

    anyway i love jersey shore, its a guilty pleasure to think at how normal my life is when i watch these silly ones "live life" hahaha

    <33 [v] hobovogue

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  40. What the...Gawd this girl is so horrendous! Who the heck wants to see more of her?

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  41. lmao!!! you crack me up Julie!!! she is indeed an oompa loompa girl!

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  42. Poor Snookers! We all know she wears a one piece to hide the gut! haha!

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