Snooki from Jersey Shore recently told People why she always wear a one piece. And the answer is not the obvious, but something along the lines of:
“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
Snooki is no beautiful Queen Latifah but good thing she is coping with reality. Cuz I know plenty of guys who go on Google and type in “Naked Oompa Loompa” or “Sexy orange blubber” when they need internet porn. The first things that come to my mind when I see Snooki is baby back ribs, cottage cheese and rolls of bacon wrapped on sausage... So Snooki must hang out at Denny’s or KFC a lot if she thinks provocative means “hungry for fatty food”.
Here is the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the opening bell at NY Stock Exchange yesterday. They better have wiped that bell with Lysol right after...
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