August 27, 2010

Geri Halliwell Cops a Feel... At Herself

Is it still called “cop a feel” if you’re doing it to yourself? Maybe Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell is just performing a breast exam, or checking that the melons are still in tact. Like this tranny prostitute that checks himself out in his pantyhose behind where I used to live every night before he “goes out on the block”… Which was in front of my house. In my defense, I was new to the city and the rent was dirt cheap and it being a “tranny’s turf” was never in the rental description either.

By the way, do you find that anytime you call someone a “tranny” to get their attention, everyone around turns around and looks at you like you’re calling them all a tranny? It gets quite a lot of response. Come and think of it, I‘d turn around too. In fact, most times I don’t even answer by “Julie” anymore.






Images from Bauer-Griffin

35 comments:

  1. You gotta check once in a while that the girls are still there!!

    Kitty x

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  2. LOL at Geri. haha but her body is WOAH! :D

    thyaudaciousness.blogspot.com/

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  3. looked at those bumps quite big..lol but thats odd she was caught searching for something there hehe.. And whose with her, is that her husband?..

    i remember obsessing with the Spice Girls 'to become one' song though that time i coudn't really get what its saying :) those days...

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  4. love this post, super funny, LOL-ing right now
    i love love love your writing so much :)

    love,vdcouture

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  5. LMAO... her body looks great considering her age!

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  6. I must use the word tranny to get someone's attention next time! loll :P

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  7. Hey :-)

    LOL LOL LOL @ the whole turning around "tranny" story.

    You'd think because my name is Tuesdai I wouldn't get confused when I hear it, but I do ha. If someone says: Tuesday?... no yea today is Tuesday, Ted! I almost answer - I've got better tho, now I just raise a secret "hmmmm?" eyebrow that's only noticable to me, hahaha. But wait Geri Spice??! The pazzi's must really NEED a "right quick check," - cause the only SpiceGirls still relevant are Victoria and MelB....I think Emma starting cooking and Sporty just became a "good sport" cause she knew she wasn't GETTING ON with nothing else? idk Ha.

    Hope you have a cool day ;-)

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  8. your blog is great!
    like to follow eachother?

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  9. I've always kinda liked Gerri...
    And apparently she still has a pretty good rack even after having a baby.
    How unfair!!?

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  10. Thanks for the pictures, I think Gerri is probably trying to adjust her boobs so they get tanned at the right position :)

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  11. lol...shes still looking pretty good...

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  12. I hate when woman wear tops that don't fit their whole boobs! No one wants to see your boobs falling out from UNDER your bikini top. Maybe she was fixing them in the first pic but she should have kept on doing so. The rest of her body though is rocking!!

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  13. Haha, good thing you don't live next to the "tranny" anymore. I've always thought it's weird for a girl to do this to herself, especially in a mirror. What is she checking? Anyway, she looks good at her age and has a very toned body.

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  14. He he, that's funny! I think there should be full disclosures to rental ads like: Warning, apartment view comes with a Self-unware Exhibitionist neighbour who loves to eat Sloppy Joes (while naked of course)!

    xoxo

    http://twentyyork.blogspot.com/

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  15. Ginger Spice looks so old now...I used to remember the Spice Girls being so young and yeah...

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  16. Yesterday at Lady Gaga I saw a guy cop a feel of one of his girlfriend's breasts as they were dancing to 'Poker Face'. They were Mennonites and dressed up in their garb!

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  17. I think when you do it to yourself, it's only copping a feel if you get excited.

    I don't know what it's like in pantyhose, but sometimes guys have to adjust things down there. You try to be discreet, find a bathroom (or an empty elevator), but there are times you have no choice but to make a quick, nonchalant, shift on the fly (no pun intended). You hope no one notices, but if you don't do it people will definitely notice when you start to walk funny.

    Have a nice weekend! =)

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  18. LOL.. how could she NOT know if they're there or not?? They're pretty huge.

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  19. Ok that suit is too small for her bust! She's busting out!

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  20. is it just me or does she look like a lobster? I think shes a bit sun burnt no?

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  21. i just laughed when i read "melons.." haha.

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  22. hahaha, that is so true about the "tranny" thing! idk why, maybe because we want to see who the "tranny" is? hmm.

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  23. She looks really good with perky chest for someone her age... hehe~ The gravity hasn't affected her!... lol~

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  24. I agree with Ahleessa, she still looks pretty perky!

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  25. hehe.. looks like she's checking that they are right up there- great bod !

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  26. haha! you're so funny. I think you just yell out about anything, everyone will turn and look back. Its funny ^^

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  27. Haha xD I love the song "Just the way you are" =]
    It's awesome!! I like this version of it too =P You always have the best songs. =D

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  28. Eww I think her boobs look a bit gross and obvs boob job to me! Her abs kick ass, but everything else looks a bit off to me, like she had too much tanning y'kno?

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  29. hehe
    well, i guess she's just making sure her melons are still melon like, not drooping melons..LOL!
    XD

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  30. look at those abs!

    roxy
    http://roxybeautyblog.blogspot.com/

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  31. Lol, hilarious! I guess she's trying to perfect the shape? XD

    http://xmaterialgirlsx.blogspot.com/

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  32. she still looks good! thanks for the follow :) xx

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  33. ahahahahaha
    what is she doing?

    Marley

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  34. Haha - you're SO funny at what you typed.
    But wow, Geri has got a great body - nice assets..seriously! I'd probably feel myself too if I had breasts like that.

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