August 27, 2010

Geri Halliwell Cops a Feel... At Herself

Is it still called “cop a feel” if you’re doing it to yourself? Maybe Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell is just performing a breast exam, or checking that the melons are still in tact. Like this tranny prostitute that checks himself out in his pantyhose behind where I used to live every night before he “goes out on the block”… Which was in front of my house. In my defense, I was new to the city and the rent was dirt cheap and it being a “tranny’s turf” was never in the rental description either.

By the way, do you find that anytime you call someone a “tranny” to get their attention, everyone around turns around and looks at you like you’re calling them all a tranny? It gets quite a lot of response. Come and think of it, I‘d turn around too. In fact, most times I don’t even answer by “Julie” anymore.

Images from Bauer-Griffin