August 12, 2010

Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian for Elle

I didn’t know day care can be this scandalous. Recently Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber teamed up for a Elle magazine shoot. The idea behind the shoot is suppose to portray the book/film “The Graduate” which is about a young college student being seduced by an older woman. The film was made in 1967 so to get with the time Elle got an amateur porn star sponsored by Quick Trim and a dude who looks like a prepubescent chick with a lesbian haircut to do the job (no wonder Zac Efron got rid of his helmet hair!).

Though I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't do the church scene, I can't get over why Justin is wearing dark jeans and a black jacket at the beach. Perhaps he’s hoping that the heat will bake his peen into puberty? I’m sure he’s tired of Kim spoon feeding him while making airplane noises during her babysitting hours.
















60 comments:

  1. i really don't think kim looks attractive at all in these photos.

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  2. Kim looks horrible in these photos and I really don't understand the hype behind either one of them. I mean I did like J. Biebers song baby but it wasn't all that. Plus I also don't get why everybody think they're such a hot item together? She an over dramatic, lying, materialistic girl, who had sex with Ray J and he's a little boy that still hasn't taken his mothers nipple out of his mouth... does anyone not see what's wrong with this picture???

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  3. oh they look awesome, but kim looks older there, perhaps because bieber's so much younger than her

    love,vdcouture

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  4. They look really weird together!

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  5. this is rather disturbing. but your description of jbieber is a WIN julie! lmao

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  6. I don't like the theme of this. I remember when Kim K posted a picture of her with Bieber from this photoshoot and she apparently got threats sent to her from other girls overly crazy about Bieber. Seriously?!! I don't like Bieber at all. He can't dance well when performing (it's very contrived), he can't sing - my sisters and I were trying to figure out what's the craze. They said maybe it's his baby face and innocence. If that's the case, he'd better stay single and far far away from booze/drugs that goes around rather easily in Hollywood

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  7. Haha i love JB soo much haha xx

    sooo i love this shoot too lol :D

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  8. I just don't get the Beiber fever....like he looks so young & gay....

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  9. Hahah, knock him into puberty. I don't find this pairing too shocking, after all, girls find younger guys cute and just think about all those teachers corrupting their students.
    But what shocked me the most was, when Bieber made a featuring with Ludacris!!! How does that work?

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  10. Gah! This is kind of the greatest editorial EVER! I love it!! :)

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  11. I saw these photos on her blog. They are kinda creepy...

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  12. those are fun pictures, but they don't match well together and with the theme.it looks to me like Justin just passed by to check out Kim LOL.oh btw, thanks for the comment on my blog :)your new blog header is cool! love it^^

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  13. Bieber lloks like a baby. Can he really be 16?

    I see Laura's comment about teachers corrupting students. If one tried that with my kids I would knock them into next week--but I sure wish one or two of them had tried it with me! ;P

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  14. Whoa I love your banner Julie!!! Your eye makeup looks perfect ~ hotness!!!

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  15. Yes why IS he wearing an entire dark outfit for the beach?? Instant death...

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  16. HAHA!! Great post. I like the pictures though; it's cute.

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  17. you're very snarky at this one! lol, im not really feeling this. its tooo ehh for me. the graduate? the only reference to that is their age disparity. :/

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  18. hahha omg i hate justin bieber...his songs are uber annoying...

    as for kim k...shes always hot.

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  19. I must admit that this is kind of weird!

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  20. its every 15 year old boys dream LOL

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  21. Ha ha, loved this! I, too was thinking, "WTF?" of Kim K. and the Biebs together. I just don't get the appeal of Justin Bieber but he's from Canada and he's doing well so yay for him. But he needs his hair chopped off asap.

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  22. holy crap! I am not sure if I can laugh at this or not! It seems so wrong, but at the same time I am not surprised anymore lol.

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  23. lol it's amazing how such a bad hairstyle can get so much attention. the shaggy wet hair looks like a visible improvement on him. it makes me wonder what the kid would look like with an asian boy band hairstyle. he definitely has more than enough hair for it.
    And Kim is looking much thinner than I remembered.

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  24. I would have tried to return the bottle but, at the time, the closest sephora was in the next state. Two tolls and gas money just didn't seem worth it.

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  25. Can you say robbing the cradle?
    The guy in the Graduate is a college student. Not a five year old.
    I LOVE your humor in this post though! xD

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  26. HAHAHHA
    This post is hilarious, and so are the comments.
    I personally think Kim looks great, and the idea for this shoot is refreshing, albeit quesitonable.

    xoxo
    the fashion society

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  27. I used to like Kim a lot before but after the botox and all, she looks like older than her mom! I wouldn't have my face altered if I have that gorgeous face in the first place.... back to Justin, I really have no idea why girls going gaga over him, he's so gay lol

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  28. I don't understand why Elle put the two of them together. This is not like the Graduate at all. They are ruining a classic film through a pointless photo shoot. The Graduate was sexy and mysterious and taboo. This is just CREEPY.

    And I seriously cannot fathom what the appeal of Justin Bieber is. He's not cute, his music sucks balls, and he looks 12. On TV they always show girls my age (26) dancing front row at his concerts. Wtf?

    I am not a fan of Kim at all or anyone in her family. She looks like the octomom.

    Okay, sorry for that rant.

    I love your posts. They make me laugh out loud and get my juices flowing on a lazy afternoon. Hehe. :P

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  29. i think she totally has a crush on him in real life. and these photos just look kim and bieber splashing around really

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  30. Wow this got some crazy comments! I think Kim is pretty, but has over exposed herself. I like the makeup ;)

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  31. Kim looks really glamorous here!

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  32. This could have been a fierce photoshoot... if only Justin Bieber knew how to pose. Kim looks like she's trying too hard next to him.

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  33. lol! Justin Bieber is a bit dorky for bodacious Kim!! New and improved Efron or Taylor Lautner would've been way hotter!

    And I think Kim is freakin' gorgeous! If i looked like her, you'd hear no complaints from me!

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  34. the girl looks great and i really dislike justin bieber XD

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  35. Hahaha, his hair. My friend's being forced to go to his concert come November.

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  36. I lurv Kim, but am surprised by how different she looks. I don't think she looks bad, but she definitely doesn't look like herself!

    LOL @ helmet hair! I totally had that as a kid! XD

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  37. I like her.. I hate him.. Haha

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  38. i am not kim kardashian's or justin bieber's biggest fan, but i actually like these photos! i think the photos are artistically made.

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  39. kim look hot.but they not suit together........
    hmmmmm..

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  40. Kim Kardashian is not that bad, and so is Justin Bieber. I actually think she's pretty funny and that his songs are pretty catchy. There's something about these pics that's making me like them. I think they're pretty cute. The pictures, i mean. haha. :DDD

    Carrie
    http://www.readmylifeascarrie.blogspot.com/

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  41. this one's new to me seeing two different personality in a mag posing together :) the idea seems not catchy at all atleast for me..but maybe this is a start for justin new move career...

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  42. Kim makes for a sexy cougar, but Justin looks like a lil kid :( this is more like pedophilic lol, very interesting though!

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  43. O_o
    These pictures make me feel awkward..

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  44. on a brighter note, I like your new header!!! :)

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  45. Wow really? Interesting. . . ha ha. Maybe I will have to check out this movie. Sounds quite scandalous for that day and age.

    Rachael

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  46. Hmmmm, there's something a bit kinky about this that I like. I smell me a cougar in the future! ;)

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  47. these photos are so creepy yet in a way kind of cute. lol her on the elliptical! she looks really pale and washed out, which isn't really her vibe but KK is always so darn pretty ugh. how does she do it?

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  48. kim look so darn amazing! love the final picture! very funny!

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  49. Finnaly someone bustin jieber like there is not tomorrow :P

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  50. i actually don't like this photo shoot at all. i get the whole graduate thing, but what an odd pairing either way.

    http://cherylclarke.blogspot.com

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  51. Ugh this editorial is horrible! Kim is stunning but she looks like a tranny here and they made her look ancient!

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  52. its so strange ._. like fries and soy sauce ._.

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  53. Ewwww,,,,,

    that guy is acting like he hit puberty when he didn't at all!!

    http://xmaterialgirlsx.blogspot.com/

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  54. I got my ELLE in the mail today and saw this, and honestly, I dont get it! I am not a Bieber fan, nor am I really a Kim fan. (but I like her more than him! lol) But it doesnt give off that "Graduate" feel to me. There is a bit of an age difference, but the whole point of the graduate was that she was old enough to be his Mom! Not the case here! :)

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