August 12, 2010

Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian for Elle

I didn’t know day care can be this scandalous. Recently Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber teamed up for a Elle magazine shoot. The idea behind the shoot is suppose to portray the book/film “The Graduate” which is about a young college student being seduced by an older woman. The film was made in 1967 so to get with the time Elle got an amateur porn star sponsored by Quick Trim and a dude who looks like a prepubescent chick with a lesbian haircut to do the job (no wonder Zac Efron got rid of his helmet hair!).

Though I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't do the church scene, I can't get over why Justin is wearing dark jeans and a black jacket at the beach. Perhaps he’s hoping that the heat will bake his peen into puberty? I’m sure he’s tired of Kim spoon feeding him while making airplane noises during her babysitting hours.