August 4, 2010

Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace

Here are some shots of Lindsay Lohan as porn star Linda Lovelace who likes to have rough sex in an upcoming movie “Inferno: A Linda Lovelace Story” hoping for a comeback. Rumor had it that she got sacked from the part due to conflict of schedules of her going to jail and the filming but apparently she didn’t. Because they need a “professional actress” to play a role of a porn star I guess.

Honestly, how difficult can a soft core porn role be? It doesn't take a professional to lie there and fake it to be believable. I see girls do it all the time from those annoying pop up windows when I download mp3 torrents. And haven't we all done that at least once in our lives just so we can go to bed?! It’s not like they called our bluff either. Crap. I think I revealed too much on behalf of the female population.






45 comments:

  1. I am not a big fan of her but I have to admit she looks gorgeous
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  2. BWAHAHAH you're hilarious!!!! not a lohan fan.

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  3. ooooooooooooooooo !! Hehe Guilty *raises hand*

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  4. hahahhahah i know dude, they just need a better actor like seriously, Ms. Lohan makes me sleepy in her movies except for Parent Trap and Mean Girls hehe...

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  5. i'm sorry, but there are wayyy better actresses out there who could've done this role...but i guess since Lindsay already sucks as an actress, the next natural thing would be to play a porn star...let's see if she can even get that right!

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  6. I don't even thinking she's acting at this shoot...this looks like her typical look now. So sad how the yong starlets fall *sigh*

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  7. I do hope she makes it with this film, this might be her last chance.. but then again, I do agree with you on the soft porn thing!

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  8. OMG, your commentary made me laugh so hard!!

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  9. Lol... you're so silly. Who would want to play the role of a porn star though. Lindsey Lohan has really fell on bad terms

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  10. LOL!!! I think I'm going to pass on this movie.

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  11. uhm.. in case it wasn't obvious i meant i ♥ lindsay, not linda! lol!!

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  12. I haven;t given up on her yet, but a soft porn for a movie come back, who makes these decisions for her? :P

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  13. Linda Lovelace? Seriously? Do I smell desperation here?

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  14. Funny post! I love that 1st picture of her.:)SarahD

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  15. Eh, I'm not a huge fan but she does look gorgeous...

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  16. Okay, I do have to agree with the other commenters that she does look vah vahh voom and curvy. (I'M NOT JEALOUS I SWEAR.) Geeeze, I don't really think she can make a come back anytime soon.
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  19. Hahaha, traitor. Who's side are you on anyway? Just kidding, hilarious post. I think Lohan is perfect for this role because she has that lust in her eyes.

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  20. AHAHAHA, you are one to divulge all the feminine secrets!!! well, sometyms we gotta fake it till we make it!

    btw, i'd want the chanel suit as a halloween costume too! it'd be the most expensive costume off chewbaca thus far. :D

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  21. Hey :)

    And LOL! @ "...Because they need a “professional actress” to play a role of a porn star I guess."

    Exactly. I guess to each his own ...per tape that is...ahha. Today is so HOTT and muggy I think I'm going to go jump into a pool of grape juice and ask people who walk by me with embarassment for me "Will you except this Rose?" haha. See what how HEAT will make you talk? ha RANDOM.

    Hope you're having a cool day.

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  22. Fake??? I have many questions that I can't ask, but I'll just say I'm confused.

    Someday I hope to hear this conversation:

    A: I thought Lohan was making a comeback?
    B: She came back, nobody cared!!!

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  24. hahaha she's a professional at what? but i really want to see the movie now. i want to see her professional actiing

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  25. i still can't get myself liking this girl, whatever pose she does she really looked a slut! I don't know sorry hehehe... The only "nice" role and look i adore is that first movie of her in parent trap..thats all!

    Oh yeah your right, its not that hard to just lie in bed and act like a real pro pornstar hahaha.. :) i guess we girls have atleast once in our lifetime to have that "pose"... not bad at all though as long as we don't do Lohan's poses!

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  26. I still dislike her!!

    This role sure suits her as a slut! =P

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  27. your post never fail to make me laugh:) not a lohan fan!

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  28. She's quite the mess, but I dunno...she has a Marilyn Monroe quality about her I think lol

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  29. there's something really dirty about these photos!

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  30. I used to like her! But she's really in trouble now...

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  31. i don't really like her now since she has lots of problems, but she dressed up in a super cool way though :)

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  32. It's a bit difficult for me to look at Lindsay and not think about the drugs in her life and perhaps some of the not-so-wise choices she has made in her personal life. But I have to say, based on looks alone I do find her really attractive. Have you seen her Maxim Mag cover for August? I think she looks gorgeous there and these picture of her as Linda Lovelace, although creepy for me with the guys in some of the shots, it turned out well. I haven't actually seen any movies with her in it (nope, haven't seen Mean Girls yet LOL) so I'm not sure what to say about her acting skills....but she'll be around. She's great for tabloids! And her news sells!
    Haha - made me laugh when you said we've all faked it to get to bed. I'm sure some guys have done the same too!! ;)

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  33. I think Mean Girls was probably the high point in her career... I can't picture this being a big hit.

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  34. i've said it before and i'll say it again "ohhh lindsey". bless her heart. sex sells..and/or equals a comeback? whatever!

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  35. I really miss the freckly 10 year old redhead in The Parent Trap. If she weren't such a druggie she'd probably hold up better for being 24 or so. Still I saw photos from the shoot and she did look glam. What to do with these crazy celebs?

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  36. hahahha hmm hope no guys are reading this post. How did she even have time to do all these photo shoots considering her trial and (short) jail time???

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  37. I don't like Lohan either but maybe you should do some research on Linda Lovelace. Yes, she was a porn star but she had a horrible life. She married young to an abusive husband who basically bullied her into porn. She died of a drug overdose a few years ago. Portraying Linda wouldn't be as easy as you think.

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