August 31, 2010

Miranda Kerr in Vogue, and in 3D

Since we will see less of Miranda Kerr in the next few months due to her being 4 months pregnant and will look big soon… I thought I'd post these Vogue photos. Though supermodels aren’t like us, Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima seems to poop out their baby like after we eat a bad shawarma sandwich then their stomach goes back to being flat with killer abs. Amazing.

And for those of you who thought that it would be a brilliant idea to make a 3D porn movie (that was my million dollar idea anyways), just letting you know that Hustler is already in production of making a 3D Avatar Porn flick, incase if you have a fetish of watching the smurfs mate in 3D. I won’t judge, as long as you have the courtesy to throw out your 3D glasses in the recycle bin instead of putting them back with the new glasses- I don’t feel like catching pink eye after my next 3D flick so thanks in advance.