August 31, 2010

Miranda Kerr in Vogue, and in 3D

Since we will see less of Miranda Kerr in the next few months due to her being 4 months pregnant and will look big soon… I thought I'd post these Vogue photos. Though supermodels aren’t like us, Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima seems to poop out their baby like after we eat a bad shawarma sandwich then their stomach goes back to being flat with killer abs. Amazing.

And for those of you who thought that it would be a brilliant idea to make a 3D porn movie (that was my million dollar idea anyways), just letting you know that Hustler is already in production of making a 3D Avatar Porn flick, incase if you have a fetish of watching the smurfs mate in 3D. I won’t judge, as long as you have the courtesy to throw out your 3D glasses in the recycle bin instead of putting them back with the new glasses- I don’t feel like catching pink eye after my next 3D flick so thanks in advance.







50 comments:

  1. Magazines in 3-D?? Really? I think Kerr is cool but yeah if she does the baby then flat ab thing like Heidi I'll be mad. lol. jk. Hahaha mating smurfs?? Hilarious!

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  2. 3D editorials? cool! never thought it was possible before! Miranda looks stunning!

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  3. wow she looks breathtaking!!! I wish I have a body like that!

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  4. 3D Avatar porn? Hmmm, I won't even watch it in regular 2D :S
    Miranda Kerr looks amazing as always. She's super gorgeous and I love her "innocent" look. Ahhh, she'll definitely get her figure back after her baby. Hey! If we all got paid THAT well to model, we'd all hire a personal trainer & nutritionist to get us back on track in no time :)
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  5. She's hot!! Too bad i don't have the 3D glasses to see these pics!

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  6. congrats to her and orlando! she's gorgeous on those pics :)

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  7. she so gorgeous and this photos of her are so amazing
    all this supermodels are so great even after they have a thousand kids hahha

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  8. I love Miranda Kerr...she's so angelic-looking to me. I will have to find myself a copy of this Vogue issue. Thanks!

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  9. I'm not a fan of Kerr--I know you probably get tired of me writing that, so I guess I should stop. It's just that real women are much more attractive.

    Smurfs mating...that's just wrong!!! ;P

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  10. Thank you so much for your comment!
    Today I read in the newspaper about 3D Vogue!! o_O
    kisses!

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  11. she's with orlando bloom right?

    i don't understand this obsession with 3d...or with navi porn...

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  12. I bet she'll be look stunning preganant....damn her!!

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  13. LOL @ "... incase if you have a fetish of watching the smurfs mate in 3D --- I won’t judge, as long as you have the courtesy to throw out your 3D glasses in the recycle bin instead of putting them back with the new glasses- I don’t feel like catching pink eye after my next 3D flick so thanks in advance"

    On another note, fashion magazines in 3D is like Perez Hilton being featured on PEOPLE as Sexiest "Man" Alive; it'll never GO OVER or be taken serious. Miranda Kerr is cute. Hope you're having a cool day :-)

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  14. great blog!

    katslovefashion.blogspot.com

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  15. omg! 3d magazines? everything is coming out in 3d now 8D

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  16. yeah, i don't know how those girls get pregnant and then look as if nothing happened. hahaha! and 3d...avatar....hmmmmmmmm...........

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  17. hahaha ur right.. they do have wonder bodies. miranda kerr is so beautiful. my bf doesnt think so -- what wrong with him right?

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  18. They were in Toronto the other day! Chanel iman, mirander kerr and adriana lima ... so gorgeouss!

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  19. Wow a model with boobs, thats what I like to see!! Hahaha a bit weird its in 3D though, I guess most things will be these days! And eww Avatar was bad enough without it being porn!!

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  20. She looks amazing and now you are making crave for a shawarma sandwich!:D

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  21. I actually envy her body! It's hard to keep in that shape tho :)

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  22. She is just gorgeous, isn't she?!

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  23. ooo i think she's really pretty!

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  24. She's gorgeous.. along with Adriana Lima. These supermodels have some sort of pregnancy secret they're not telling the public about because they just drop those pounds off like it's butter in the sun, and stretch marks? HAH! Fat chance they'll get them. I don't even have kids, but I already have a patch of stretch marks *gasp* on my inner thigh from fluctuating in my weight! *grumble-grumble*

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  25. these pics don't really look like her except for the last one maybe. but all these vs models are having babies. it's actually really cool.

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  26. the pictures were great! I don't really get to see more of her photos as I don't know about her that much hehe but she is so beautiful... and models are just luckier for having those supah flat abs... sometimes i wonder if they really get to eat their meals..

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  27. Great photos. I was actually amazed by how quickly Heidi Klum got into shape after her babies. Seems like she just woke up the next day looking amazing. Is it some special gene us regular people lack?

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  28. Didn't know she's pregnant, but good for her, she'll be spreading amazing genes! =)

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  29. o wow, gorgeous pics. she is stunning!

    Taylor

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  30. I wish these people are more straightforward about how they actually do it! It makes less genetically-blessed women feel real bad. But hey, I won't refuse pavement flat abs post-pregnancy!

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  31. she is remarkable. i can't help but admire her always. :D

    ewwww avatar 3d porm? *barf

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  32. my kelly cutrone book still by my bed..haven't flip it open yet lol what am i waiting for? i don't know..lol
    and miranda looks amazing as always!
    xx

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  33. oh this is awesome
    the avatar really has a big influence in this 3d thing
    xoxo

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  34. 3D Avatar porn?! One word: Ew. And I know -models are CRAZY how they can just "poop" babies out ..totally jealous. Hope I can too when I have kids. =P I think they do work out with their pregnant though and that probably helps a lot.

    P.S. Did you like Avatar?? I thought it was beautiful but too stinkin' long. I kept wanting to go to sleep.

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  35. She's so hot looking! I want that girl's body... hehe~

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  36. haha, so i brought out my 3d glasses which i accidentally brought home and tried to see if these photos would actually look 3d. lol.!

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  37. wow she looks amazing! and i really cant be mad a her if she bounces back cause after i had my first baby i looked better then before i did... no stretch marks and supper skinny... now after my second lol that's a whole different story lol now u can tell im a mommy. lol

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  38. OMG~~~ she loooks sooooo amazing!
    Going to miss her onces her belly starts to show!
    lol to 3D porn... I bet there are already is... Knowing the amount of money pron industry makes!

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  39. wow, she looks amazing! love the concept of this shoot. thanks for sharing! :D

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  40. Amanda Kerr is such a great model!glad that she's pregnant and wait for the superb genes she'll born!^^xx,barbiejunk

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  41. Wow I didn't know Miranda Kerr had okie size boobs I always thought she is very flat chested...maybe the 3 D photos made her look bigger hehe :)

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  42. Oh wow this editorial of Miranda is simply stunning! I love what they've done to her hair! Nice ;)
    Catita

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  43. seriously?!?! in 3d? wtheck is media doing? i have a hard time watching 3d movies w/o the glasses coz the colors are all messed up. and with the glasses, i feel that i only see 3 layers of the movie before my eyes. NOT real 3d.

    it'd be cool is Kerr also popped out of those pages. now that's 3d!

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  44. Ooh! I totally agree on that description of how they poop out babies!! I absolutely don't know what they do! >.<

    Do they hire nannies? Because if they were exercising, how did they get the time while taking care of the newborn?

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  45. Miranda Kerr is pregnant???? it's true that considering Klum's and Lima's history that Kerr probably won't have trouble getting her figure back, plus I remember she said she studied fitness in university in an interview. I read that Klum worked her ass off (almost literally i suppose) to get back into shape in time for a show. if post-prego women had a fitness instructor, a dietician, a nutritionist, and a career on the line, they could get super model hot too lol.

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  46. The 3D is distracting, but Miranda looks gorgeous. As per usual.

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