August 16, 2010

Rachel Zoe's "I Die" in Harper Bazaar

In the latest Harper Bazaar magazine, Rachel Zoe is looking as shiny and brown as the glazed Thanksgiving turkey that has been in the oven for over 4 hours along with some of the A-list designers such as Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors, Brian Atwood, Francisco Costa and Vera Wang.

The shoot is called “I Die” and it portrays different ways a designer would kill Rachel Zoe. The idea of it is neat. Marc Jacobs- yum and always doable but let’s ignore my useless crush and focus on why Vera Wang is posing like someone offering to do my palm readings for $5 in Chinatown… And how stereotypical it is to give her the poison scene. What’s with poisoning being the typical female crime anyways? Most of us may not have the strength to use a chainsaw properly but we can very well throw a toaster in the bathtub.












52 comments:

  1. cool pictures <3

    love,vdcouture

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  2. I actually really like this whole concept. That's really really really funny! I love the picture of Michael Kors. He looks very well poised. The picture of Marc Jacobs, to funny!!!

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  3. these are fun and different!

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  4. LOL...this is kind of neat - and yeah, not digging VW's weapon of choice.

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  5. neat pictures! michael kors looks deadly! lol

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  6. The Marc Jacobs one made me chuckle.
    Yes Marc Jacobs is sexy! *sigh* Know who I think is even sexier? Tom Ford! Another "useless" crush LOLL

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  7. I love this editorial! And I share your affinity for Marc Jacobs ; )

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  8. Oh my God!! I love this editorial!! Hahaha!! I can think of many more creative ways to kill Rachel Zoe. I find her annoying. But you're not the only one that has the hots for Marc Jacobs!! And I second Karen, Tom Ford could hit it too ;o)

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  9. Love the editorial! I love Rachel for some reason. Hahaha! I just don't like how she talks and how her voice sounds like.. oh and her body.. she's skin and bones to the point that it's so not pretty to look at. but I find her show entertaining and sometimes funny. :D

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  10. I totally enjoyed this post! ^_^ thanks girl!

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  11. I like this....It's a funny concept...but I wish someone uses a chainsaw or something more gruesome...lol..just kidding..

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  12. this spread is so genius, she loooks amazing!

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  13. haha i love this shoot. it is very genius! my fave is m. jacob frying her brains & her laying dead on a pile of purses...hahaha!

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  14. Love the wit of this fabulous idea so tongue in cheek great post hun xoxo

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  15. Very dramatic and powerful...

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  16. lmao very original i love it ^^

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  17. i think they are great photos..although im not convinced that rachel is a good model LOL

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  18. Hey :)

    Haha@ What’s with poisoning being the typical female crime anyways? Most of us may not have the strength to use a chainsaw properly but we can very well throw a toaster in the bathtub.


    Well, personally I think the spread is too melodramatic.....she looks like they yelled "Stop laughing...ACTION!" And perhaps I'm getting old but who is Rachael Zoe again? I guess. Anyway, hope your day is cool :0) Mine happens to literally be for a change.....I bet not say that too LOUD the sun will come out.

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  19. oooh LOLs this is SO funny!!!

    I hate Vera Wang's photo, not sure what happened there!! ur blog is so cool, definitely followin ;)

    Nuit

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  20. haha literally laughed out loud at the 3rd picture. The pics look very different from other photoshoot photos :P

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  21. rachel zoe is super photoshopped in the vera wang photo

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  22. Death by stilleto! Fab haha
    But since i don't really read the mags or have never seen her show, i can't really rate the editorial.

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  23. Love these pictures, I saw a few on another blog a week ago but thanks for posting all of them. I watch RZ's show and she is a self-proclaimed awkward poser, I am glad these turned out better than the other ones that have surfaced.

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  24. love this! and i agree with hellocatherine; death by stilleto! lol. this is a great concept. i love rachel zoe... minus the way she speaks or rather the look around her mouth area. it's really odd looking. but i do love her style and show! she's great :]

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  25. Lol creative! Thanks for sharing the photos :)

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  26. gorgeous photos, I need to start watching her show!

    XOXO

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  27. I bet almost any girl would have the strength to use the stiletto, even without motivation. WITH motivation, God help whoever even the tinyest girl gets in her sights! I had a tiny GF once, OMG she could hit hard--it helped (her hit) that she was nuts. That was a brief relationship. She was a lot of fun most of the time, but...

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    http://michelle-chic.blogspot.com/2010/08/tagged-blog-award-sweet-friends.html

    XOXO

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  29. haha, i think it's cool and funny! :)

    <3, Mimi
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  31. concept were cool and cute. liked it.And pictures were great...:)

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  32. YES! kill her with that heel! haha
    i love this! wish I could be a part of it..
    i would've gone for the death by chocolate

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  33. I love this photo shoot. It's just so funny! Really liking your blog too. I popped over here from Diana's world travels :) Hope you have a great week!

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  34. haha these are crazy! i love the theme of this shoot and vera looks pretty darn good even at her age

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  35. Your Vera Wang comment made me laugh, I totally can see it. Thanks for sharing these photos!:D

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    & Life According to Marie.

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  36. ahahaha I DIE!! I've only seen a few episodes of her show but it's amazing how often she says that. I think this shoot was so clever. Her being buried in bags seems rather accurate.

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  37. harper's bazaar...awesome!

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  38. What fun pictures and the idea behind this photo shoot is so interesting.

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  39. i love the michael kors and MJ one !!

    thanks for the blog birthday wish :)
    GLISTERSandBLISTERS

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  40. These are really really cool! I love the Michael Kors one :)
    xx

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  41. This is actually pretty funny! Hihi

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  42. I love these photos, thanks for sharing!

    Great blog.

    xx fesi-fashion

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  43. i really like the death by michael kors. :) and i agree with you on that whole poison thing--why can't the women get something better?

    i think that first photo is the prettiest i've ever seen rachel look.

    http://cherylclarke.blogspot.com

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  44. Hahaha throw a TOASTER in the bathtub? Like you'd always have one plugged in there, right... haaha anyway cool idea for a shoot. Kill with a stiletto?... certainly looks artistic!

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  45. Totally, this is such a awesome idea for a shoot. Love how you described the china town palm reading. i LOLed.

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  46. LOL! i love this shoot its so funny xD

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  47. wow, this editorial is really neat! props to the creative peeps behind this. hehe, zoe as the victim; a literal fashion victim. i wonder if she's gonna resurrect like Catwoman in the first batman movie?

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  48. I love the concept! So funny!

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