In the latest Harper Bazaar magazine, Rachel Zoe is looking as shiny and brown as the glazed Thanksgiving turkey that has been in the oven for over 4 hours along with some of the A-list designers such as Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors, Brian Atwood, Francisco Costa and Vera Wang.
The shoot is called “I Die” and it portrays different ways a designer would kill Rachel Zoe. The idea of it is neat. Marc Jacobs- yum and always doable but let’s ignore my useless crush and focus on why Vera Wang is posing like someone offering to do my palm readings for $5 in Chinatown… And how stereotypical it is to give her the poison scene. What’s with poisoning being the typical female crime anyways? Most of us may not have the strength to use a chainsaw properly but we can very well throw a toaster in the bathtub.