September 16, 2010

Irina Sheik for Otto 2010

Who is Irina Sheik and why am I posting about her? She’s the current hot piece that Cristiano Ronaldo has his hands on. You know, that dude who kicks the ball around a lot and whose pick up line is “you me f*ck f*ck.

If you don't already know, the f*ck-f*ck chick (not Irina) slept with Cristiano with that pick up line, and became his baby mama. Then he hushed-hushed her with $15 million and bought the baby. Incidents like these really bring us back to the age of Neanderthals where we couldn’t form complete sentences just grunt things like: “RAWRRR!! MEEE HUNGEEE!! *nom nom nom nom*…. MEEE HORNIEEE!!!!*pounds chest a few times* YOU ME F*CK F*CK!”

Even though sentences like that is not far from how my jr high sister's friends write to each other on their facebook walls, you can tell that even small things like pick up lines are so much more simple when you’re a hot soccer player...