September 16, 2010

Irina Sheik for Otto 2010



Who is Irina Sheik and why am I posting about her? She’s the current hot piece that Cristiano Ronaldo has his hands on. You know, that dude who kicks the ball around a lot and whose pick up line is “you me f*ck f*ck.

If you don't already know, the f*ck-f*ck chick (not Irina) slept with Cristiano with that pick up line, and became his baby mama. Then he hushed-hushed her with $15 million and bought the baby. Incidents like these really bring us back to the age of Neanderthals where we couldn’t form complete sentences just grunt things like: “RAWRRR!! MEEE HUNGEEE!! *nom nom nom nom*…. MEEE HORNIEEE!!!!*pounds chest a few times* YOU ME F*CK F*CK!”

Even though sentences like that is not far from how my jr high sister's friends write to each other on their facebook walls, you can tell that even small things like pick up lines are so much more simple when you’re a hot soccer player...




47 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh, those lines made me laugh!

    Yeah, I guess, but I think it's still a huge turn off if he can't even say a complete sentence!;D

    Happy Thursday!:D

    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  2. ronaldo or not she is beautiful!!!ah ah

    http://malibuananas.blogspot.com/

    xx

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  3. LOVE the black jacket shes wearing in the last pic:)

    Have a Fashionable Day:)
    Statements in Fashion Blog

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  4. finally glad to see the face of Ronaldo's baby mama. :D

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  5. Well.... I'm not going to defend him just because he is portuguese, but also because I know him. Don't believe everything you read in papers... Mainly if we are talking of british tabloids or angry ex girlfriends statements. CR is really young, he has all the right to have fun, because all he had, he fought for. And he speaks a good english btw ;)

    Funny post anyway, I enjoy your blog, and Irina is really pretty and with CR factor or not, she's achieving a lot in fashion world.

    R.

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  6. For some odd reason, when I read her name I keep thinking "Iwanna Shrek"
    Right, time for my medication!
    At least he was to the point.

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  7. she's gorgeous. very pretty!

    roxy
    http://roxybeautyblog.blogspot.com/

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  8. I'm still laughing xD xD xD

    cheers, venoma :D

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  9. she is a hottie! i have seen her before. im sure she models for a lot of stuff....lucky lucky him!!

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  10. She is really pretty. What attracted her to Ronaldo....hmmmm?? haha :)sarahD

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  11. LOL Thank you for this post, it made me chuckle and I needed a laugh with this day I'm having! He BOUGHT his baby? Are you kidding me?

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  12. thank you for you sweet comment yeah i will try tehm on friday

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  13. LOL What a funny pick up line. Just shows how much money and looks talk.

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  14. i love the colours in the photos

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  15. she kinda tiny bit reminds me of Adriana Lima, but not as hot. Didn't he get Kim K too?

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  16. She looks fab on all of the pics! I love that lbd on the 4th picture
    Btw, thanks for your comment on my blog, I really appreciate it

    xoxo Sootjeelina <3

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  17. what a shame.... she is gorgeous.. but... sell your baby???

    Anyway... Rolando is lame. She is pretty and I am sure she's still learning ;)

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  18. What?!! He BOUGHT the baby for 15 million or paid her child support? That's crazy -how do you sell your baby?

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  19. Yeah the whole Ronaldo thing is pretty crazy!

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  20. Thank you for your option on my blog! I would love for you to follow my blog but Ican see that you don't follow others. Love Sia x

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  21. Great pics :)
    If you want visit and follow:
    http://rejectingtheobviousness.blogspot.com

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  22. So this is what she looks like! $15 mil? She's set for life.

    (Yeah, the JC sale is just for U.S residents only unfortunately)

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  23. We have to judge the real Neanderthals in the context of the time in which they lived--it was very evolved of them to ask...or in this case, tell. ;P

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  24. haha, i'm speechless bout the pick up line...

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  25. Hey :-)

    LOL LOL LOL @ Incidents like these really bring us back to the age of Neanderthals where we couldn’t form complete sentences just grunt things like: “RAWRRR!! MEEE HUNGEEE!! *nom nom nom nom*…. MEEE HORNIEEE!!!!*pounds chest a few times* YOU ME F*CK F*CK!”


    I have nothing to add after that ha. She's not exceptionally stunning, but cute, no more or less. But aren't THEY all. Hope you're having a cool evening :-)

    Sidebar.....Omg, please when you get a chance read this story - http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/285298/katy-perry-calls-out-high-school-crush-in-front-of-adoring-crowd/ Wow. And we were all thinking that fame was enough, smh

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  26. she is so gorgeous!! love her skin tone!!

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  27. she's so gorgeous! and your words make me laugh :)

    natzcracker

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  28. I've never heard of her before! I'm so not into the baby mama drama stuff, so I don't know. I would, however, steal that LBD right off her scrawny ass body.

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  29. Really?! Girls go for that pickup line? As much as that thought is funny, it's also really sad... ;)

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  30. Did I mention I love the way you write?

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  31. Hee hee- the Neanderthal bit is so true!

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  32. Wow I can't believe that's how he delt with the whole baby thing ! I was kinda confused about the situation since he wasn't even mentionning the mother ! He's still immature I guess...But oh well, Irina is really beautiful !

    www.mlletrendy.blogspot.com

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  33. you're hilarious! she's gorgeous.

    http://www.benchesandchandeliers.com

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  34. Lol, that line is really hilarious.
    She is very gorgeous though :D

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  35. Ok, I hate her..she's too hot :p

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  36. she's awesome and her outfits are gorgeous <3

    vdcouture

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  37. She's gorgeous. Not to sound dirty, but I wouldn't have minded having a baby with her too. I just couldn't afford those big bucks, but I sure don't look like CR. :-)

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  38. interesting...I didn't know this! she is hot and could do better ....
    xoxo

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  39. I dunno but Cristiano Ronaldo is sucha show off!!! Argh I dun like boys that are far too arrogant!

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  40. lol! that'sa straaaaaaange pick up line...
    she is gorgeous! Her eyes are just... you want to stare into it always!

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