September 27, 2010

JWoww Classes It Up

Here is Jwoww aka Jenni Farley from Jersey Shore dressing up for some promotion at a nightclub event. Incase you don’t know, JWoww is the one with huge knockers and will show off all of her oven roasted chicken skin in Playboy for $400,000.

I know I know, most of us are looking at these photos thinking “wow, this is her dressing up?” but if you watch Jersey Shore, you will know that yes, this is her dressing up. In fact, this is almost her Sunday best. And I won’t lie that I watched the whole first season on Rogers on Demand in a span of a week and I find PaulyD kind of hot...

Jwoww knows that everything is a bonus when you keep the expectations low. Kind of like a bad boyfriend who never returns your calls and texts and when he actually does you get all excited like a kid petting a pony, and then pulls some “oh, how I’ve missed you” crap if he thinks you’ve found a new dude. And just because, here are some more pictures of JWoww radiating with her orange glow:



56 comments:

  1. i feel so sad for her! she should adopt some class asap!

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  2. That's her dressing up? That's sad. She is orange. I do love her boots tho!!

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  3. I have never seen this show, but now I am intrigued to see what she wears all the time :P

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  4. Jwowww is a cool name. reminds me of a dogs name, but still cool! Her skin looks damaged :/ she wouuld've been so much pretty if she didn't go under the sunbed or wear so much fake tan.

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  5. Gotta love the Jersey Shore's idea of "classying" it up! But, I did see JWoww in some magazine (Vanity Fair perhaps?) and she looked like a new woman!! She really is a pretty girl girl when you scrb away all that muck!

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  6. I think Jwoww is probably still the prettiest out of all the girls....lol But Jersey shore is def. my guilty pleasure. It's like a car wreck that you can't turn away from. I love PaulyD. Him and the Situation...i would hang out with them in a heart beat and lead them to good looking girls and not the "gernades."

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  8. i'm not a J.S. fan at all. everyone looks so trashy. and i don't have television LOL

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  9. Her skin looks sunburnt or something. Is it? =S

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  10. haha OMG if i was on jersey shores (which i wouldn't bc i'm asian!) i would be scared of her beating me up...lol

    i hope that she takes that 400k...thats a lot of $$$ to show your stuff...hahha/

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  11. It's the first time I see her and she is a very beautiful girl, I don't understand why she feels the need to hide herself underneath that heavy make-up and fake tan.

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  12. Thankyou for commenting!
    Ahahaha it made me giggle :)
    And wow, she really is dressed up.
    Hehe xxx

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  13. Ha! She's such a pretty girl, if she would look really good covered up! ; )

    I think Vinnie's hot, he's the one I'd like to smush with if there was a gun pointed to my head and I just HAD to ; )

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  14. She is a pretty girl ...but wow at the outfit and the orange tan.

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  15. Ummm.. she looks sweaty. >.<

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  17. lol- jersey shore is definitely my guilty pleasure! can't keep away...

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  18. D: she looks quite cheap and gross XD

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  19. She looks...pretty blotchy here :\ def not her best look...She's still gorgeous chick though :}

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  20. honestly, the jersey shore folks are getting on my skin. do they do anything productive at all? and if so, what kind?

    i guess making a reality show is productive enough. :/ at least jwoww looks more decent than she's ever been.

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  21. So fake! She's so faaakke! This is what makes me sad these days, too many people are like this.

    I get it, you want a tanned skin, that's ok. BUT TON IT DOWN! Omg! Lol

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  22. wow. If this is her dressing up, I'd hate to see her at her worst!

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  23. Haha.

    Jwoww aka Jenni Farley is like a bad rash that won't go away. Like maxed out credit that hasn't been informed yet that the card invalid. Her presence on the Red Carpet reminds me of my OLE folk neighbors who like to come outside all eye switchy before the crack of dawn, "just" to paint the porch: Why, and what for? haha. I'd rather watch Bristol on DWTS, nawh, just kiddin. BP shaked everything her mama and Levi gave her on that dance floor week. And was still looking like Kate Gosselin's twin. FAIL.

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  24. Correction: BP shaked everything her mama and Levi gave her on that dance floor last week.

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  25. I actually think she would be quite pretty if she covers up more and tans less. I have seen pictures of her before she discovered tanning and I can't fathom how much damage she must be doing to her skin to maintain this shade.

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  26. That tan is horrible!

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  27. oh my gosh, well at least she "dressed up" right? ;)

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  28. Jersey Shore is my guilty pleasure. I convinced the boy to watch an episode with me in NYC late one night when we couldn't sleep. It was his first time seeing Jersey Shore and he was dumbfounded in a "WTF," jaw hanging open sort of way.

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  29. lol! quote: "roasted chicken skin" haha! she should have grilled her skin too, the offer would be more than 400,000 lol! nice post :)

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  30. i dont watch jersey shore so when i saw this i said exactly what you said "wow thats her dressing up" haha.

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  31. I don't know who she is or even recognize her from commercials or the magazines at checkout counters. Checkout counters...hmmmm, are there "checkout counters" for people? and would it be a good or bad thing to be on one??? I guess it would be better than being on the stale discount shelf! =)

    Nice boots on that girl!

    PS - About the naked in public thing, LOL, yeah, only the old. My great-grandparent's farm is now a nudist colony or camp or whatever you call it. I would like to see the farm, but I'm never going near that place!!!

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  32. Never really thought I would get into Jersey Shore, but sadly I did this season!! So funny, yet embarrassing too ;)

    I heard about the playboy deal - that's a lot of $$, huh?!

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  33. i can't stand any of them on jersey shore, but i can't stop watching it either..i'm guilty lol and you look great from the makeup gala post!
    xx

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  34. Wow.

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  35. I am a little ashamed to admit it, but I also find Pauly D kinda hot. And Vinny. I obviously have issues.

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  36. Hahaha the chicken skin comment cracked me up! She looks like she lost a TON of weight, right?!

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  37. ahahah gotta love jersey shore. I'm addicted! Just 400,000 though?? She should have waited til next season...could have added and extra 100,000 ...

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  38. ok so my bf loves watching jersey shore. I've watched it with him and im like..uhhh are u serious? lol but for sure he knows about jwowww more than me.

    She has a pretty face. All she need is a really good makeup artist and hairstylist lol

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  39. haha :P 'chicken skin' :P You're always so funny :P

    I don't like that show but I don't know why I always end up watching it haha! :P

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  40. oh man, i think i'm the only one who hasn't seen even one episode of jersey shore. haha

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  41. Have no idea who this girl is.
    But the above photographs of her are all positively ghastly!;-)

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  42. I don't know much about the Jersey Shore people, but I'll take your word on it! another great post. :)SaraHD

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  43. whoa. not the good kind of tan at all.

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  44. too tan or just her thing? hehe i am really not aware of this girl, and her dressing up is kinda odd :P..

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  45. lol whatever makes her feel sexy i guess xx

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  46. I've never watched Jersey Shore, but believe everything you say. I can only imagine what she usually wears (or doesn't wear), but then again - there are people on this planet who love showing off their orange leathery skin... ;-)

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  47. wow! She's wearing an equivalent to a turtleneck hahaha

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  48. haha, sunday best. i think the effects of spray tanning are really starting to show on her face...not good.

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  49. =)) this made me laugh so hard!! :)) this IS her BEST outfit :))

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  50. Oh dear... she's have wrinkles and age spots before she's 25 (I'm assuming she's much younger!). Anyway, I'm back! I have internet at home again yippee!

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  51. i seriously need to watch jersey shore!

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  52. Well, her face and hair are improved! And if she didn't punch anyone, it was a great night for her.

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