September 30, 2010

Naomi Campbell Just Being Herself

Here is Naomi Campbell dressing up as a blood sucking lunatic for Interview Magazine. Maybe the dude in the picture is her driver that she allegedly punched and then fled the scene when he called the police from a while back? It’s not known why Naomi flipped out, I’m guessing it’s because he looked directly into her eyes.

Naomi is just getting her revenge in the most fashionable way possible by hunting him down in the middle of the night and dragging him back to her den to suck his blood and soul. The dude should have been sleeping with a bottle of makeup remover under his pillow and with some cheap branded body midst like Life or Equate on his dresser. It will probably cause her to start hissing then burning like vampires with holy water if her skin touches that stuff.