October 18, 2010

Avril Lavigne is Angry and does Maxim


Here is Avril Lavigne still trying to be a badass in Maxim. I am so used to seeing Avril Lavigne dress like a 7 year old kid with special needs with her “SK8TOR GURLZ ROCK” campaign that I kind of felt perverted looking at these pictures, even though she's like 25 now.

So as you can see, Avril still act like an angry school girl ready to throw a tantrum if mommy forget to put a Fruit Roll-Ups in her lunchbox and meanwhile she is doing the nasties with Brody Jenner in real life, who is everything opposite of a dirty skater boy she sings about. She’s so angry with her Abbey Dawn backpack and black eyeliner that she has a “F*CK” tattoo on her rib. But really, f*ck what? Her rib? The tattoo should have been next to her va-jay-jay or whatever hole she prefers, that would at least serve a clarification purpose.




73 comments:

  1. Wow it's been like 10 years since Sk8tr boy & she looks exactly the same. I have to say I thought she was pretty badass back in the day but now she looks like a starved raccoon. Her rib is gross. I think she needs to clean up her act a lil!

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  2. Um, I didn't know she was 25! She hasn't aged at all! She's still doing the same pout....

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  3. whoah avril! ur commentary is hilarious!

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  4. LMAO that last photo of her is ridic. I also agree with Therese she hasn't aged at all and i totally agree with your commentary (which of course was hilarious). I still can't get over the fact she is dating Brody Jenner. How is anyone suppose to take her as a serious punk rocker if she's dating Brody Genner of all people. I think she needs to switch her act because it's old!

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  5. Lol Julie! You're hilarious!

    I always thought she had a weird face. I don't know if it's the eyes, or the nose or what... It's just weird.

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  6. oh gosh, I always love reading your commentary:) The fuck tattoo really is perplexing though

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  7. wow, nice to see avril. after her long hiatus

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  8. You're always have the most hilarious post! :D

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  9. i think she looks amazing though...
    u're always so funny! i'm not really a fan of her "skater/angry/i don't care look" although i like her music... promise! hahahahahahaha!

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  10. she is just ridiculous!!

    thanks for your sweet comment

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  11. omg she so annoying. can't stand her! she posing like....f*ck you don't look at boobs...haha then don't show them.

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  12. I hope that F*ck tattoo isn't permament..I can't imagine a 40 yr. old Avril still rockin' that tattoo...it will make me cringe a bit...just a bit...

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  13. Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels weird about these pictures. Avril is older than me, but I feel like I'm looking at high school freshman who's trying to be a bad ass to get the senior boys to look at her...

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  14. She looks amazing in those photos. I have never been a big fan of her. I couldn't have guessed she is 25. I thought she is younger than that

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  15. well, she certainly doesnt age at all xD

    I thought she was pretty cool in her heyday but :( I kinda wish her image "grew with her" - I dunno, now she seems a little childish and outdated, ah well~

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  16. She really has had the same look since she came out while I was in middle school. I wonder if Hot Topic has her look in their contract? They probably have her straightner insured.

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  17. Wow!! Didn't realize she was still around :o/

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  18. i used to like her but these days her voice + attitude + music just didn't stand out to me anymore...she's like the way she was when she first came out...as an audience i love to see how singers or artists grow with age.

    :) thanks for your comment btw!

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  19. Why is she in Maxim? Is she still making music?! I swear I haven't heard anything substantial about her in like five years.

    And yeah, she still has the body of a 14-year-old boy, so I'm just stunned she was allowed to do this photo shoot for a men's magazine. Hmmm...very strange.

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  20. I keep thinking she's still only 15!!! LOL some men might like looking at her cause she looks much much younger...you know those yucky old men! LOL jk ^_^

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  21. hmm not sexy in my opinion, she looks like a little girl.

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  22. I can't see her with Brody Jenner and these I saw the mag, she looks ridiculously awkward in those "sexy" poses. She hasn't aged a bit!

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  23. great editorial. i love avril lavigne

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  24. yeesh. i remember the time when she had a froofy pink tutu on and curly golden locks. i used to worship her haha

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  25. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I freaking love this post - you took the words (and many more choice ones) right out of my mouth. What in hell is she doing with her pre-teen frozen look trying to be a semi-grownup. And more importantly WHAT the hell is Brody Jenner doing??

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  26. ps-nice middle finger she's throwing up with her sparkly shoes. what a moron

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  27. Sigh. I know us Canadians have lots of great musicians too, but I feel like all the artists that have any international fame these days are sort of embarassements to our country.

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  28. Aw, this was funny to read! I never liked her, always thought she was a fake, && now she is dating Brody, like WTF?

    $armin<3

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  29. She's a joke.. and yeah, why by her ribs?!

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  30. LOL!! You feel perverted?! Actually I sort of do too.. it just looks all wrong to me. =P Avril + Maxim just doesn't seem to go right..

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  31. That's something unusual, she seemed like the kind of girl who hated the kind of girls who appear in these magazines. Anyway, I never understood the hype around her when I was younger and I certainly don't get it now. Is that really what her tattoo says? Not very original if you ask me.

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  32. I wonder if she spat at anybody that day. lol.

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  33. I don't rememebr which country had the winter olympics before Canada did, but Avril looked pretty and grown-up taking part in their closing ceremonies. Now? It doesn't really matter where she puts the f@#$ tattoo. LOL!

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  34. I cannot stand this whiny chick. To me she's still a 18 year old spoiled brat!

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  35. LOL u made me laugh which is true btw.. i mean its my first time to see her pose like she's trying to seduce or something hehehehe.. am used to her baggy pants and black make up thingy.. Aren't she married now? am not totally into avril!

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  36. hahahah she looks exactly the same. :P she's back to her sk8ter boy days

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  37. She lost all bad-ass credibility when she started dating that reality tv guy :(

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  38. the pics are ok...i remember watching a charlotte church show and avril's the guest.she can't even ride on to charlotte's jokes lol!

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  39. Oh, I love that last one (sarcasm). Look at that girl, using her middle finger! So bad ass. I also love how they highlight that shitty tattoo in practically every picture.

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  40. haha, love your posts Julie!

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  41. hahaha you are so right!
    it just feels awkward seeing avril pose that way from her rebelious teenage girl look !!

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  42. Hey =)

    LOL @ Avril still act like an angry school girl ready to throw a tantrum if mommy forget to put a Fruit Roll-Ups in her lunchbox

    And I see she still has NOTHING to put in ANYTHING. Doesn't Avril Lavigne always looks a drugged-out Vitamin C (the singer) that spreaded herself too thin and no longer want to be healthy? Makes me want to burst into the photoshoot and yell to the top of my lungs in a Stewie Griffin voice "GOT MILK" Not sure why "GOT MILK" came but she never look healthy. Maybe it's not so much the lack of calicum as it is the lack of talent with her lately. I got lost with the GOT MILK thing...haha.

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  43. i have to agree with you,hun!
    for some reason i just really don't picture her doing these sort of things for i can still hear skater boy on the background playing when i look at her...

    anyway, that was really the image that she started with.. but then i guess her garbed up in this is still related to her...

    it would be a total disaster if she suddenly posed looking like marilyn monroe!it would be like asking a 1 yr old boy to smoke tobacco!
    LOL

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  44. omggg, im not used to it, but i must say, I LOVE HER SHOES!!

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  45. This post was actually pretty funny, I have to admit. When I was younger, I thought she was badass. .__.

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  46. Love the commentary. Very approprié comments for skanky Avril!

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  47. first time i heard about avril in maxim, i thought it was too weird already. seeing the photos now... uhh gross.

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  48. Wow I'm pretty impressed! At 25 she looks the same as she did when she was 17 O_o ...I certainly can't say the same... ...hopefully I'll look the same now as when I'm 35 too haha *crosses fingers*

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  49. So hilarious! HAHA!

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  50. Avril Lavigne disappointed me, when she stopped wearing ties. No, actually when she started wearing heels and gowns. It's like as if you put salt over chocolate: It just doesn't mix well.

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  51. I love how she NEVER change her hairstyle! LOL

    she does look good tho!
    and I actually like her songs. She's an amazing songwriter! (When You're Gone, Keep Holding On, Innocence)

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  52. oh! that's F*CK? I thought it said ROCK. LOL!
    I still like her semi-emo-semi-rock style better than this. I love her in a tutu still!

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  53. Amazing pictures - her style as really changed for the better! I wasn't a fan in her "sk8tr girl" days, but now I love her!

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  54. "The tattoo should have been next to her va-jay-jay or whatever hole she prefers, that would at least serve a clarification purpose." hahaha!

    These pictures look very un-Avril; although that last picture giving the finger very much does.

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  55. i love what you've written here and agree totally! yeah i'm sure she's angry - all that money would make any write f*ck on there rib!

    Missy
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  56. hahaha your so funny i swear. this to me actually looks like a normal avril lavigne photoshoot. nothing maxim about it.

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  57. The photos are funny enough on their own but combined with you commentary they are freaking stomach aching hilarious.

    You rock. Your newest follower from Toronto

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  58. WOW! she actually looks HOT!...and i thought i would never use that to describe her! LOL!

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  59. She needs a new shtick.

    Love Grace.

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  60. hahaha, you're so funny and right:))

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  61. Haha you mgh be right but it are strong pictures!

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  62. omg avril lavigne, taylor momsen, man these girls, why do they always look like they are trying sooo hard xDD

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  63. hahhah i feel sorry for her... she's making a fool of herself. she needs to grow up already. however, i'm loving those gold shoes she's wearing..

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  64. I couldn't help but giggling after reading your writing! Thank you for being awesome! (: I used to like her back to her early music years (my junior high years), but she looks more to creepy to me these days (and what's with dragging that jobless Brody Jenner around, just don't buy it!)

    Have a wonderful one, darl (:

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  65. not gonna lie, i love her shoes in the last pic.

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  66. I can't quite put my finger on it but there is something really off about these maxim photos. Maybe its because here hair is exactly the same as it was 10 years ago and it makes her look dated, or it could be a whole lot of other things...

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  67. You had me at "Abbey Dawn backpack". Hilarious.

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  68. hm.. im not liking these much...

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  69. Haha..u're soo funny! I think the pictures are kinda scary...her ribs are poking out everywhere...

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