October 14, 2010

Jessica Alba Says She's Got Saggy Boobs And Not Hot in GQ

Morning and I'm back from Toronto! Everything will resume to normal starting today. To start off here are some pictures of the bundle of joy Jessica Alba in GQ Magzine (I know, I'm a bit behind) along with an interview in which she calls herself ugly with saggy boobs:

Jessica Alba on how she's considered a symbol of sexy: "I don't get it. Every actress out there is more beautiful than me."

Jessica Alba on her post-baby body: "Way more comfortable, since I had a baby. I'm far less self-conscious now I have her to worry about. There's something so amazing about having a child. My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it."


"every actress is more beautiful” and “saggy boobs and cellulite" riiight. I know where she is getting with this. No, I really do. Jessica Alba reminds me of this boner-killer at work where when she has nothing to do she would come to my cube, put on a stink face and say useless things like "YOU'RE SOO SKINNNNY!". I never understood what she was trying to get out of that. Should I have just replied with "oh, hello to you too", Or "yeah, I puke in the bathroom after lunch everyday"? Or does she want me to tip her for her so-called-compliment and her stink face?

It would have been less awkward if boner-killer had said to me something along the lines of "I feel like a fug" then at least I know to vomit her back with bs such as "no, you are the highest form of beauty with a sparkling personality. You never had a boyfriend since we’ve met because your kind of beauty and personality resembles so close to the celestial world that no guys would understand." which would then probably cause me to start dry heaving sitting in my office chair. Come and think of it, the skinny comment is probably the better choice.


64 comments:

  1. LMAO your post is hilarious and true! I never found Jessica Alba all that attractive. I think from a far she has a great body but up close shots I just don't know. I do think she has a killer style.

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  2. whoah, i wish i had a body like hers!

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  3. She thinks she's not hot? Wow. I'm a lil shocked. Even post baby I think she looks fab! Boner-Killer. lol. Yeah seems like it to a degree.

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  4. hmmm... shes got hips!?! I cant see it, i really cant~

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  5. AHAHHAHAAH Jealousy is a bitch, huh? I used to get that a lot "you're sooo skinny" and then try to probe into why. I might just answer with the 'vomit' answer next time, just to see what happens..lol
    D,etc

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  6. Haha...You're so hilarious! I know what u mean about the stink face. Some people!

    And JA with saggy breasts and big hips? Yeah she's going somewhere with that :D

    ♥xx♥

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  7. I think she has a point and... I think she's hot... and I think I'm a guy and we of course see things totally different ;)

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  8. Nah, she's far from fat or hot. I rly love the way she looks :)

    XoXo

    Venoma

    www.venomafashionfreak.blogspot.com

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  9. haha,you're so funny!
    Jessica is sooo beautiful and she has an amazing body!

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  10. If somebody seriously says to you that you're a sex symbol, smile and say thank you, don't act like you don't know that half the men of this planet want to see you naked, for christ's sake :)

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  11. In Portugal we call that "fishing compliments", do you use the same expression? Love you humor as always. xo

    http://bikinipequeninoasbolinhasamarelas.blogspot.com

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  12. Eh, I didn't even read what you wrote, I just wanted to say, I very much dislike Jessica Alba...I don't know why, I just do. I can't stand her, its not like I met her, or nor do I want to meet her, its just, eh...Whatever...
    I don't understand why she is always on the top 5 list of the hottest/sexiest...To me, she's not.

    Okay, enough bashing...How was your trip?

    $armin<3

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  13. Hey there :)
    and I don't believe Jessica Alba said that she have saggy boobs, not skinny and hot! She is totally looks adorable and always HOT in every outwear.

    Anyway, have a great day
    is it already winter at Ottawa?
    Miss lia <3

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  14. hahahahaha! I hate that too, when people don't know what to say to you... they try to pay you a compliment and it comes you really weird and rude!!!

    might as well not say anything, at all!

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  15. Lol. "I don't get it. Every actress out there is more beautiful than me." Like she wants us to feel sorry for her! She should have changed "more beautiful than me" to "more talented than me." ; )

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  16. Lol!! Sounds to me like Jessica was fishing for compliments; Like no Jessica, you're totally hot, annoying, but hot nonetheless!

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  17. I am not a huge fan of Jessica, but your post is always funny! LOL!

    xx

    Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

    Janet

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  18. omg jessica alba is beautiful, but i can't stand when she talks. lol. just sit there and look pretty!

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  19. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    hahahahahahahahaha

    bisous!

    Justyna
    (yer the best!)

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  20. LOL at the stink face! I always think she's hot and gorgeous though!

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  21. Hellooo! Well that's a stupid thing to say... she is one of the most gorgeous actresses out there... that just makes her sound so stupid and/or insecure!

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  22. If Jessica Alba calls herself ugly than what is left for us regular girls?

    I find her very pretty.

    http://mypretaporterblog.blogspot.com/

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  23. LOL I love you!!! youre freaking hilarious!!!

    ...and Jessica Alba is bullshitting IMO. She cant possibly feel that way about her knowing shit like some girl in some asian country is getting surgery to look like her to please her man. I think Jessica is just playing that "modest" role but to me, shes fishing for compliments or some kind of attention. I seen this thing on her on the style network where she comments on her past outfits and she was saying shit like..."that right there, thats the ultimate booty shot" on a dress that showed her "assets" off very well

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  24. I actually like Jessica Alba a lot. Coz she has this sweet heart charm with innocent eyes and smile juxtaposed with a drop dead gorgeous body and tan. She's also someone w/o much tabloid news about and her character so far has been rather pleasant from what I read. But that few lines quoted from her does sound kinda annoying. I mean, if this came out from a mean bitch hot girl with a lousy character and bad attitude, I would so totally roll my eyes but coming from Jessica, I'm willing to overlook that. Haha... even though we have different feelings about Jessica Alba, we're still friends rite? =)

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  25. LOL

    Gotta love it.

    Did she have a look at those pictures? WTF.

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  26. Hahahaha your posts always make me laugh! :)
    HOW can Jessica Alba say that?
    .. Fuck. She must be retarded.
    xx

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  27. I like how she's so modest and doesn't consider herself hot even tough everyone around her tells her that. About your story with your co-worker, I know how that feels, sometimes people say that as if you should feel guilty for being skinny or that you don't deserve to be skinny and you are just lucky. In fact, we work hard to be in shape and I remember you wrote on your blog that you work out and you pay attention to your diet, so, thumbs up for you and tell them that it's not magic, or dumb luck it's just determination.

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  28. you are so funny!
    dude jessica alba is one of the hottest actresses! she totally knows she's a sex symbol too, i hate it when they try to act like they don't know what everyone is talking about and calls themselves ugly or fat, but then will pose for maxim or gq in barely anything outfits! if i feel fat and ugly im wearing sweats, not a tube top and g-string!

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  29. That's something all celebrities say at some point, that they dont feel like sex simbols yada-yada-yada.... and then they go have a photo shoot and show us images like these!!!!???? have shame {and mercy} Jessica Alba!!!!! LOL

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  30. Oh gee, if Jessica doesn't consider her pretty than what are the rest mortals are to think?! I guess this is her attempt of being modest...I hope. X_X

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  31. Hahaha at boner-killer! I learned a new piece of urban slang today. Hmm I agree with your Portuguese commenter--it sounds like an attempt to fish for compliments on the part of your coworker.

    Glad you're back! Hope you had a wonderful time in TO. How was the shopping? :D

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  32. I like her anyway. She was pregnant at the same time that I was so we have some things in common.


    xoxo
    B* a la Moda

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  33. Yeah, I hate that false modesty. And if airbrushed, gorgeous actresses are "ugly", what about the rest of us?

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  34. Lol! I never understood why clearly attractive people say things like that. Nice bs Alba, people would kill to look like her and she knows it... :)

    & on a completely unrelated note, I was in Toronto too last week ^^!

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  35. What is she talking about ugly with saggy boobs?? I think most girls would kill to look like her.. she's insane.

    LOL You're soo funny and glad you're back! =P

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  36. "you're so skinny" = "I'm fat, but please say I'm skinny too"

    If that is the same killer I'm thinking about, she has an annoying voice and clops around like a horse, right???

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  37. she's hotter than ever! lol @ stink face XD

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  38. Jessica is apparently fishing for some compliments. What's wrong with being skinny?

    I'm a curvy girl, I enjoy it but if I could be skinny, I wouldn't mind it at all. Heck, I'd fit into everything! That bone-stinker is utterly jealous who wants to get a reaction out of you so don't give her the satisfaction. ;)

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  39. Finally yor back! i missed you and your post, fun is back then huh! cool..:)

    I couldn't I have ever liked Jessica Alba, but I admit shes beautiful..i don't follow her that much :P That thing with your workmate is so funny! hehehe..

    Am really glad your back can't wait for the toronto blogs! :)

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  40. Still laughing over your colleague and her gimmicks. Perhaps Jessica A doesn't see herself as being good-looking. Sigh! We'll never know.

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  41. I think she owns a fun house mirror at home or something. but I'd kill for her body! damn.

    and Amy Winehouse! excited to see how you'll put that costume together :D

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  42. so it is true that ppl are never satisfied! ;)

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  43. I think she's pretty but I guess you're your own worst critic O_o I'd kill to have legs like hers :P

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  44. she looks gorgeous...I am not believing what she said though

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  45. I have heard she's always had low self-esteem. I can't imagine why! :/

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  46. I couldn't agree more with you! I read that article couple days ago! I couldn't help but feel shameful of her, such a whiny! Besides, I think she is just alright, not sort of outstanding kind of beauty.

    Have a festive weekend, darl (:

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  47. lolol :D jessica alba is my ultimate girl crush. she can say anything she wants about her "saggy boobs" and cellulite pfft but she's making girls everywhere cry tears of jealousy. hate it when girls fakely accuse me of being skinny when they're a pile of bones themselves

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  48. Your commentary above made me lol! Wow, I don't know what Jessica Alba's talking about...just look at her in that picture?? And that's post pregnancy?!

    TheOwlsCloset.blogspot.com

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  49. Oh brother, she's been saying this sort of line ever since she first came into Hollywood. Ok Jessica, we get it, you're not a typical hot chick. Oh wait, no you are b/c every hot chick who knows they're hot complains like that.

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  50. Nice looking gorl. Had no idea who she is until I read this post. lol. What an attractive looking girl she is, though;-)

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  51. Like Jessica, I just had a baby, so I understand the saggy boob thing, sadly.

    Look forward to seeing posts about your trip to Toronto!

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  52. i think JA is cute - but the hubs said she's TOTALLY HOT!! She'd be the only one he'd cheat on me with LOL -____-"

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  53. OMG your writing is hilarious. Thanks for dropping by my blog cuz otherwise it probably would have taken me longer to find you.

    Will be visiting more often.

    Love from Toronto, Canada

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  54. i understand what she meant but she still looks totally fine at least on the photos. your co-worker is weird lol

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  55. i wish I had her body, I hate how she looks all greasy I understand it meant to be sexy but it just looks like she's really oily :/

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  56. jessica should stop complaining because she knows she's beautiful. she must be fishing for a compliment. i'd like to see her focus more on making good movies.

    http://ohtobeamuse.com

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  57. oh gosh!! I have a bone killer here, too!! gaaah, those girls!! >.<

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  58. if what Jessica is saying is correct then surely they've airbrushed the shit out of these pics? :)

    Missy
    Blending Style, Beauty and Fashion
    http://thefashionfusion.blogspot.com

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  59. ahhaha ur so funny!! =) love your posts!

    http://sparklyplayground.blogspot.com/

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