October 6, 2010

Kate Bosworth with her Jewelry Club "Jewelmint"

Kate Bosworth isn’t exactly a popular or well known actress. So it is not surprising that she has time to create an accessories line, Jewelmint. Jewelmint is the result of Kate’s collaboration with her stylist Cher Coulter. Jewelmint. If someone had asked me what “Jewelmint” was yesterday, I would have answered with possibly a Tic Tac flavor or those urinal pucks in the men’s bathroom.

Jewelmint is a monthly jewelry club where you pay $29.99/mo and either you or ‘they’ (as in Kate and Cher) will ‘hand pick’ a piece of jewelry for you every month. You can skip a month if you don't see anything you like. This sound like a great idea, until you browse the collection and see that a lot of their jewelry look like something from Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. Not in a bad way... When I was in Kindergarten I used to prance around the house with a multi colored shaw pretending to be an Aztec princess until one day my mom gave the shaw away without telling me. That was when I learned to hide my valuable things, which turns out to be a valuable life lesson. But I remember it being fun to dress like that.


One thing for sure, we can be certain that Kate picked it for you. If it was some other celebrity such as Beyonce promising to hand pick items from her House of Dereon, I would say that they probably got some Mexican cock clucking at the keyboard selecting your order behind the computer. But this is Kate Bosworth. Looking at her recent IMDB credits I’m sure she has a lot more free time on her hands…

35 comments:

  1. i LOVE your writing style. so witty and humorous!


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  2. it sounds like kim k's thing with shoes. i still am bitter towards her because i was in love with orlando bloom first lolll

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  3. Kate is kinda not in the silver screen lately, so this is where she's been busy at.

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  4. Weird, just the other day I was thinking, "Whatever happened to Kate Bosworth?" I love the ring in the bottom column but that's about it.

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  5. He he! You make me laugh in my office again and judging from the misery that is Ottawa weather, I'm giving this post my favourite star!

    I'm pretty surprised about this collection really, it just doesn't seem like something she would wear herself. Perhaps this is an alter-ego collection - Kate Bosworth as unemployed actress moonligthing as an Aztec tour guide by day?

    So, Fashion Week?

    xox,
    M

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  6. interesting jewellery ^^ not really for me though :(

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  7. OMG YES!!!!! this is SOOOO "Princess of the Nile-ish" LOL

    I will pass...

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  8. O good lord. You are so right about the jelwery. I mean those pink pearl drop earrings are pretty but everything else is well....awful. I mean the whole idea behind the website sounds great. It's sort of like a wine of the month club but I'm pretty sure the wine taste better then what these jewlery look like...Your post made me laugh outloud.

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  9. its kinda gaudy but i kinda totally dig it... although, there is a gaudy 70-something-year-old trapped in my body! the more excess the better in terms of jewels for this lass!

    bisous!

    justyna

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  10. I don't think there is anything spectacular about this line... maybe it's just me.

    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  11. LOL, funny girl! From now on I will probably think of you as an Aztec princess.

    The package arrived last night, thank you! I didn;t get a chance to open it--too many nosey people around. =)

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  12. I don't like these jewels at all but well, maybe some people will ! Hipsters maybe :p

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  13. LOL! yeah doesn't look too great at all. I think I'll pass on the kate bosworth jewlery club!

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  14. haha. You're too funny. Loved reading this. xx

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  15. LOL :) i quite like the pearlish pink earrings and the ring, the others aren't quite so me :P

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  16. hahaa that sounds like a interesting idea though, i will definitely check out the site
    xx

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  17. I didn't know she had a jewelry line. Guess that's where she's been hiding. And i thought it was because her ex Orlando got hitched & she was crying :) LOL

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  18. wow, she has enough time to hand pick jewelry for each and every person? interesting.... how does she know what you'd like? and yeah... not really my cup of tea.. i like colors but not like that. haha!

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  19. btw - i can't get over this .. but is the girl in your banner you or someone else? haha!

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  20. i really like the concept of this site, but i don't much get the name.

    and thanks for featuring that Kanye West song. It's been stuck in my head since the Social Network previews and actually had no idea it was Kanye West based on the clips.

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  21. this sounds like shoedazzle.com 2.0 LOL which might be an equally horrible name...jewelmint, shoedazzle...ud think with the money that obviously goes into these projects they could come up with better names

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  22. hahaha, that is soo funny - she probably does hand-pick them personally since she's not really doing anything else, is she? haha. ;)

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  23. lololol!! this is classic! you made me rememeber how I used to wear my moms clothes and wlak around the house yelling like her hahahahah

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  24. Iv heard about her , i mean Kate sometime ago, but ur right shes not that popular.. Although shes looking beautiful... The collection are gorgeous... I like jewelries like this! :)

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  25. hahaha! interesting :P
    I don't know if I'll like this sort of thing :P I actually like to go shopping haha :P

    sorry to hear about your favorite shaw :(

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  26. The idea is pretty interesting and clever lol but yeah I'm not really feeling the selection

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  27. haha...but I doubt if she's gonna pick it personally....

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  28. hmm not crazy about the jewelry but I like KB. I dunno, I thought she was popular but now that I think about it I haven't heard about her in awhile...

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  29. It looks exactly like many other collections out right now. I don't see why people design when they can't create anything unique. That being said, I do like some of it... but no one else does. So this is awkward. Haha.

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  30. I don't blame her for doing such a line. It's not like she's burning up the box office.

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  31. thanks for your lovely comment.
    your blog is so nice.
    love the way you post it♥

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  32. How is she possibly going to handpick something for everyone? Like she's actually consulting? Ha...nice. Some of it is kind of fun though :)

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  33. LOL! It does look like stuff from Indiana Jones! =P

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  34. haha our handmade jewelry looks better!

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  35. hmmm unless i was going as like some type of aztec indian for halloween, i would not buy these pieces! *bleh*

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