October 5, 2010

Madonna's D&G Ad- "Just A Regular Day"

Here are some more photos from Madonna’s D&G ad. It’s beginning to look more like an instructional manual on how to catch a young piece for a grandma. But don’t judge, grandmothers want to look like sex objects too. Don't you ever watch Jerry Springer?! And really, this is all just everyday routine for Madge. Let me break it down to you:

6:00am: Madge got herself a younger cat. No pun intended). It's for Madge to sacrifice and drink its blood as one of her beauty rituals.


11:00am: Madge’s grand son assists her home from morning church prayer and to bake an apple pie.


3:00pm: Madge poses beside an even older woman to clarify that she’s NOT an old hag.


5:00pm: Madge keeps the house clean for the youngen she will bring back later.


7:00pm: Madge’s puts on grand daughter’s make up and sex it up for the bingo game.


9:00pm: After the bingo game, Madge hits local bar to browse for a young piece.


11:00pm: Madge stands on a corner of a street, if the 9pm plan fails.

68 comments:

  1. i saw the unretouched photos for this ad, and madonna looks scary!

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  2. I think we can thank photoshop for that :p

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  3. lol that's funny about the grandma. I have to give Madonna credit because she still rocks. She was original in her time & I think she still got it! I wouldn't want to see the untouched photos for these. I can imagine there is a reason why they are in black & white! lol! HA!

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  4. Yeah definitely wouldn't want to see these untouched.

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  6. I think she looks nice, but I havent seen the untouched..yikes!!

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  7. Photoshopped much? Lol It's IMPOSSIBLE her face looks so flawless with all the smoking and drugs from her past rebel years!

    Lol thanks for this, had a good giggle!

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  8. ohhh goodness...haha, this was a riot. go madge?

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  9. Hey Julie, your captions are hilarious.. perfect sequence of her "day"! After looking at 3pm pic with the granny, I suppose she's quite young after all.

    As for the tees, I actually sent you a message on fb! hehe I thought it would be easier to communicate there instead of having scattered comments :)

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  10. Madge creeps me out to no end these days. She has to lay the leotards and tights to rest for everyone's sake.

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  11. Where is this fountain of youth she's on?! Freaky muscles
    but she looks darn good for her age

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  12. >_<
    i knew that madonna made a break in the music industry but then that was wayyyyyyy back when i was still a baby...or maybe when i wasn't even born. is madonna expecting that she can still do the things that she does 26 years ago?!

    I just can't imagine how she really looks like without photoshopping this!

    If you actually didn't say that this is madonna i would never guess in a million years that this is her...actually up until now, i am scrolling it up triple checking it!

    insane!

    why can't some people just accept the fact that their skin is too gnarled already to pose like this?!

    i wouldn't be surprised if ever she is already on the deathbed & she would still wear a see-through, flimsy nightie in the hopes of bringing all the boys in the throes of passion upon seeing her clad like that... puh-lease!
    bleugh!

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  13. ciao,
    this is great campaign.
    interesting post as always.
    ciao
    Nicola freshONpr

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  14. LOL She's far from being a Grandmother but I loved this post anyway ; ) Thanks for making me laugh!

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  15. I love your blog so much you have no idea!!!! hahahahahaha! Rolling around on floor laughing!

    bisous!

    Justyna

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  16. Hilarious! She actually doesn't look too bad in the pic of her walking with the kid with the bag of apples. BUT of course she's photoshopped to kingdom come. SHE USED to look like this in the 80's,,,curvy and sexy. Now she's all ripped,sinewy and old looking. TOO much yoga and pilates could be a bad thing, no?!

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  17. LOLs...

    I love Madge but she is a walking photoshop crime. There is NONE of that "embrace your age" here.

    xo

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  18. Great blog im following! :)

    QueenBee; xx
    http://new-to-fashion.blogspot.com

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  19. Photoshop but I love this campaign so much!

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  20. Julie -- omg i should not read your post during my work meetings! lol. i started giggling reading your captions and everyone was like WTF.

    Madge-- i think she should give up the sex symbol status...its about time.

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  21. Madonna should retire and pass the sex symbol status to those of age. :))

    Don't get me wrong, she was wonderful in her time but she should cover up now. It's not suitable. Then again, since when has she cared for what's appropriate?

    What ever happened to her 20 year old Latino lover? :)

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  22. wow i saw one of her pictures on the mag and her skin looks stunning, all thanks to the botox, but her hands are as wrinkly as a dog's saggy cheek. I do wonder whether she's going to get botox done when she ages to 60 or 70 years old.

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  23. I think maybe Madona should really retirer already... Honestly, didn't she got everything she wanted already?

    xoxo

    Venoma :)

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  24. Your comments are hilarious, baking a pie and bingo night :)) Well, about ANTM, one of the sister got kicked out last episode.

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  25. Ha ha! You make me laugh and thank goodness I need that in this stuff and boring office today. I'd rather go boots shopping with you!

    Thanks! I wasn't going to do that competition but my sister keeps pushing me. The lots and lots of form were very discouraging!

    besos,

    Win a Banana Republic Statement Necklace at:

    20 YORK STREET

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  26. i love the black and white photos. so beautiful.

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  27. Loving this post!! Madonna scares me, full stop. :)SarahD

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  28. Gosh, who cares what Madonna looks like without make up. By the time we're her age we probably won't look 21 either. The campaign is cool! Thanks for posting!

    Quench Fab

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  29. Thank you that you like my pictures. Octoberfst is ok, but really to mutch people. Yes the falling leafs are romantic it s my mood of felling at the moment to find romantic places. Think I need a boyfriend...
    Anyway hugs from munich
    nadine

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  30. She looks great in these - but then again, Photoshop does wonders (as does b/w photography). I definitely get that 'Cougars are Us' vibe from this as well ;-)

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  31. Lol i saw the unphotoshoped pic and was scared!
    I love the spread!
    -Sherine
    http://sherinethegirl.blogspot.com

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  32. LOL! You're freakin hilarious.. I think I saw an unretouched version of one of the pictures (can't remember) but I do remember it being scary looking. =O

    But I guess I wouldn't mind looking like this when I'm her age.. except I wouldn't be white with blonde hair.

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  33. Hahah - Can't believe Madonna is still going strong!!

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  34. LOL @ "Madge poses beside an even older woman to clarify that she’s NOT an old hag." Hilarious! These step-by-step photos could teach even Samantha from Sex and the City a thing or two about being a cougar.

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  35. I still think she looks gorgeous though.

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  36. okay this is frickin brills! i about died laughing at the how to catch a young piece line. BAHAHAHAHA!!

    have you ever heard that she sleeps wrapped in olive oil lined saran wrap (or some sort of plastic wrap)? even with touching up, grandma looks gooood. springer would agree, i'm sure. hehe

    xoxo,
    carrie

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  37. Lol!! She does try quite hard. What's wrong with growing old gracefully?

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  38. Except for the first picture, her face looks fake.

    I have a pun, but instead of sharing it I am just going to start whistling and backing away slowly.

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  39. lol @ the captions XD you made my day! xoxo

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  40. aww for the longest time its just now that ive seen madonna posing for mag again! or can't remember the last time..She's still gorgeous even if shes old now :)well make up makes the magic! Am sure .. But the shots are weird hehehe its kinda funny actually..

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  41. great story ahhahahahahhahahaah LMFAO
    this post is great , it needs to be published somewhere immediately ahahhaha VOGUE , call Vogue

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  42. so funny! I was at the gym today thinking about how I should blog about Madonna and D&G!! love the name of your blog, I'm a huge champagne lover :)

    cheers!
    http://kendallkstyle.blogspot.com

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  43. im sure its photoshop soo much. but still she looks stunning on all pics .. ! Ahh <3 madonna!!

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  44. Sweetie i just have to add and drop this in your comment box-- but ive left you something here :) http://pinayonthego.blogspot.com/2010/10/hear-me-say.html

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  45. Oh my gosh, this is SO FUNNY!

    You've made my night, love this post!:D

    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  46. lol funny captions! i still give props for madonna!! she's amazing :)

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  47. LOL LOL LOL You cracked me up with those captions! You are so creative and funny! Thanks for sharing them!

    Have a lovely one, darl (:

    Sanny's Head to Heart

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  48. Your captions are so witty and dead on i couldn't help laughing!

    xoxo, http://heelsandwedges.blogspot.com

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  49. These are great pictures of Madonna! :)

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  50. your comments on the photos are totally how i felt looking at those photos. lol. thought the photos are kinda lame for whatever idea they were trying to do. lol!

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  51. LOL I LOVE your narration...brings some depth and simultaneous hilarity! :)

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  52. IT's amazing what a little retouching and perfect lighting can do!!! Madge looks amazing! My favorite is the 2nd picture! That dress...*sigh*

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  53. HAHHAHAHA! Funny life! I rather live a more down to earth one. :)

    xoxo
    B* a la Moda

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  54. i absolutely love her collection from this shoot. not very everyday like they say but still crazy and classic madonna :)

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  55. HILARIOUS!

    I love the photos, and Madonna doesn't look at all her age. (Thanks photoshop :p)

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  56. Yes, poor Madonna for the unretouched photos being leaked. She looked scary, not just bad, SCARY!

    Kinsey

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  57. I think D&G picked the perfect DONNA for their add! And it is not the first time the Material girl poses for them, I love both!!
    xoxo

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  58. i actually like that second photo!

    http://www.ohtobeamuse.com

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  59. LOL you always got me cracking up!!

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  60. oh my! she's perfect in those ads. though i still prefer scarlett

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  61. hahahah love the captions

    gotta admit tho - she looks pretty fab

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  62. Okay, I was giggling to myself the entire time when I was browsing through your blog, but I literally LOL-ed when I read this post!! You are seriously the funniest blogger with the driest sarcasm/humor ever! I JUST LOVE YOUR BLOG!

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