October 7, 2010

Shakira is in Jack Magazine

Here is Shakira in Jack Magazine. What does the article say? No idea and not interested, but she looks great in it. I remember the first time I saw Shakira on Much Music in Highschool with “Whenever, Wherever”. At first I thought that was Christina Aguilera who got some booty and wondered why she sounded like a goat getting castrated. But it seems to work for Shakira, so.

Shakira is like beer, no one really likes it at first but you take it because you're cheap or the guy at the time was too cheap to buy you anything else. Eventually beer becomes part of your life like getting picked up by a dude who you thought was good looking until the lights come on, vomit on the sidewalk, telling someone off with incoherent babbles, random bruises on the next day with only a scrunched up 5 dollar bill in your pocket etc etc etc... It took me a while to get used to Shakira's performances, random booty shaking, cage dry hump/dance in “She Wolf”… even got used to her voice which sounds like a goat getting castrated. But one thing I never had to get used to was her looks. She was always hot from the very beginning.