October 7, 2010

Shakira is in Jack Magazine


Here is Shakira in Jack Magazine. What does the article say? No idea and not interested, but she looks great in it. I remember the first time I saw Shakira on Much Music in Highschool with “Whenever, Wherever”. At first I thought that was Christina Aguilera who got some booty and wondered why she sounded like a goat getting castrated. But it seems to work for Shakira, so.

Shakira is like beer, no one really likes it at first but you take it because you're cheap or the guy at the time was too cheap to buy you anything else. Eventually beer becomes part of your life like getting picked up by a dude who you thought was good looking until the lights come on, vomit on the sidewalk, telling someone off with incoherent babbles, random bruises on the next day with only a scrunched up 5 dollar bill in your pocket etc etc etc... It took me a while to get used to Shakira's performances, random booty shaking, cage dry hump/dance in “She Wolf”… even got used to her voice which sounds like a goat getting castrated. But one thing I never had to get used to was her looks. She was always hot from the very beginning.




58 comments:

  1. Shakira is gorgeous and no matter how crazy her songs are I usually end up loving them! Like the Waka Waka sounds kinda like muppet babies or something but it's sooo good!

    XOXO

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  2. her She Wolf video still has me wondering if she's made of rubber. :D

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  3. Does she age? No seriously? She looks almost exactly the same from like 6 or 7 years ago! She is very pretty but yeah alot to take at first I think too!

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  4. she is really really hot... I feel like she is just stuck in the image when she just started to get famous!!!

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  5. LOL. You described her voice PERFECTLY! Your posts always make me laugh. Thank you!

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  6. not much of a fan with her music but she sure is one beautiful gorgeous chick :) i liked her beauty actually and shes sexy ...and the shots in this magz are amazing.. but whats this mag is all about again? hehehe

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  7. the black and white picture on the upper left corner is absolutely stunning!

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  8. hahaha! I've castrated a goat before and you're right...the voice is almost similar...lol!!!

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  9. She-Wolf is the weirdest song to exist.

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  10. very well said......but I still don't like her.....

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  11. hahah OMG I love love love shakira...even though she sounds like a goat and i can't understand her 95% of the time. her body is nuts! i love her new video too! she looks amazing. i started taking belly dancing classes because of her. haha okay enough about how much i love her.

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  12. i love shakira...ive been listening to her since way before she was known in North America. her spanish music is so good!

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  13. love shakira! i was hooked on her 'underneath your clothes' song...yeah, kinda addicted to it that time :)

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  14. I agree, she's hot, tho I liked her more with few more pounds on.

    XoXo

    Venoma

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  15. shakira is awesome :') and absolutely CRAZY! she wolf? really?
    :')
    x x x

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  16. She is amazing ! I love your blog <3

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  17. She is very pretty indeed, but the fact we constantly see her darker roots really annoys me. I don't find tha attractive at all.

    Thanks for your comment too! We sure should hang out sometime :)

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  18. I think you've got her pegged perfectly...she different and that's why people like her!

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  19. Like Shakira:)Have a fun weekend!♥

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  20. She certainly is beautiful! I wonder if she wasn't if people would still like her music? lol

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  21. She is... hot, I mean, and has a great voice.

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  22. I haven't seen Shakira in ages!! She is stunning and I do love her voice. :)SarahD

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  23. I love her clothes in the third picture. I actually like Shakira a lot. She's bright, exotic, talented and she has a sweet personality. I don't see anything cheap about her because she has a certain something in the eyes, she is very confident and that I like.

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  24. Aahahaha this made me laaauuugh xxx

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  25. Shakira IS hot! I (think) I saw that picture (1st of 6) in Latina Magazine and I kept it because she looked smoking in it. I mean come on.. Around 5'0 tall with a perfect hourglass body?? I wish I had that!

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  26. shakira is freaking sexy but my god i think people pretend to love her singing voice.

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  27. I like your post! And really enjoy Shakira, she's got an incredible strength in her voice! Love your blog

    kisses

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  28. The girls got face! (And body.)

    Love Grace.

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  29. She's so gorgeous. I love those dresses!

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  30. LOL! We have the same opinion about beer...it never managed to work it's way into my life.

    Oh, that whole "hips don't lie" thing is a HUGE lie!!! =)

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  31. she's gorgeous!

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  32. She looks great!!!!


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  33. I went to a Shakira concert here in Toronto years ago and she was just too much fun!

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  34. you're right! i really didn't like her at first, but i eventually started to appreciate her. she is really gorgeous. :)

    <3, Mimi
    http://whatmimiwrites.blogspot.com/

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  35. Her singing voice was always very unique.. as well as her dancing- that's what drew me to her, besides her looks of course.

    Aw about the tees, I know shipping is crazy...I honestly wouldn't be able to get them if it was international shipping for me as well. I'll let you know if it can be a lot more discounted though, if the shipping is actually a lot less than they think!

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  36. LOL. This is why I love your blog. It's like a nicer and less vulgar version of Perez Hilton, who prior to having all that fame go to his big fat head, I actually found funny and liked. Anyway, my favorite part about this post was "random booty shaking, cage dry hump/dance in “She Wolf”"... her dry hump dance is actually what turns me off and for some weird reason, I like her voice because I also like Stevie Nicks's (from Fleetwood Mac) voice. Now that's a lady with a goat voice!

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  37. i remember describing her singing voice exactly how you described it: Goat. LOL! but i agree, she is hot.

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  38. Shakira is gorgeous and amazing! I love her She Wolf song. :) Great post!

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  39. Shakira is a beautiful and natural woman, but her music lately is really weak. I've never been big fan or anything, but I do think she's talented. It just seems like her skills going in the wrong direction.

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  40. Shakira is so beautiful and so amazing! I love all the pics :)

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  41. She looks hot in this magazine cover! :D haha the beer analogy made me laugh but i get your point. i didn't like her right away but she grew on me :)

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  42. Love your posts!And I love Shakira since the beginning of her career!She's really beautiful and her new songs are great!

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  43. amazin post!

    she looks cool!

    kiss

    www.thebeautifulandthehard.blogspot.com

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  44. oh I remember that video too and her early videos I thought she always looked so smelly :I but she looks totally fab in these photos!

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  45. Ouch! I love Shakira and just saw her at Madison Square Garden a few weeks ago. I think she's such a talented artist, but to each her own.

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  46. i love shakira - but not so much her songs LOL she's gorgeous!

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  47. I love Shakira! She's so crazy and fun. I love her new song/video loco (or loca i think lol).

    -Sherine
    sherinethegirl.blogspot.com

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  48. haha! goat getting castrated! :P

    She looks pretty hot in these picture though :P

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  49. shakira, shakira! she is the epitome of woman. if i could have an ounce of her power, i would die of happiness

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  50. her music is not really for me, but she's beautiful and certainly well-dressed in this editorial.

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  51. gosh i love shakira, you're so right about the beer part, when i first heard her music i think i was 13, i was like who the hell is that? and why does she sound like that? LOL, and now I can't get enough, I've seen her live about 5 times, and I hope she stays around for another 2o-3o years

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  52. I agree, Shakira has always looked amazing from the beginning:) Thanks for sharing this spread!

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  53. hey body is totally hot! Can I b like tat too?!!! *laughing at myself*

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  54. I love her and her voice. Not because she is a proud Colombian as I am but because she writes her own songs, is gorgeous, generous and can shake her booty (and what a booty!!!) like no other!

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