October 25, 2010

Taylor Momsen is Bored and Hardcore for Revolver Magazine

Taylor Momsen again proves that she is the baddest b*tch on the playground. Here is Taylor in Revolver Magazine looking like a starved albino raccoon in her Wet ‘n Wild with a bunch of weapons showing off Gaga. Meanwhile, somewhere there is an aspiring teenage slut looking at these and taking notes for her next profile picture on MySpace.

This really makes Miley Cyrus and her outfits look like something Dora the Explorer would wear. It also proves that no matter how slutty random girls at the bar say you are (THEY R ALL H8TERS NEWAYZ!), there will always be someone sluttier than you showing you off. So go ahead and be that slutty Disney Princess you always wanted to be for Halloween this year! And that, is my pep talk for you today- I was never good at inspirational speeches. Just wait until I have kids.



60 comments:

  1. haha... ur very funny! i'm going as taylor for halloween this year! to scare the crap out of people!

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  2. Wow, she is trying too hard... Yikes.

    Happy Monday!:D

    ***** Marie *****
    allthingsmarie.com

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  3. Haha..tht's funny! I totally agree with Marie..she's trying too hard...

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  4. her eyes are scary..., but damn i would love to have her body :D

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  5. I saw the cover, but hadn't seen the rest of the shots until now...so thanks!

    Taylor's a little weird and yes, she is trying a bit too hard, but I just can't totally hate her. Miley Cyrus is worse in my opinion...I saw some pics of her performing in straight-up lingerie, jamming out with her clam out. It kills me.

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  6. halloween's supposed to be scary not slutty.
    i always enjoy your posts dear. thanks for this/

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  7. Holy shit. And I thought I was occasionally on the slutty side for someone my age!

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  8. Where are her parents :p ?

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  9. I enjoy the way you mock people!

    This looks like a clear case of someone not getting hugged enough while they were growing up. Daddy issues perhaps??

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  10. ahahah great post! Thanks for the laugh.
    I can´t stand her. There is something about Taylor Momsen I really don´t like.

    Happy monday!!!

    xxx
    -M-

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  11. omg im so over her and her racoon liner and lingerie...

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  12. But she's so young, how can she go around looking like that? It feels wrong to look at her. Hahaha, funny how you wrote like a teenager. About that I hope they know numbers do not make letters.

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  13. hahahah you are soooo funny. she actually does look 'bored' haha.

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  14. You are a clever writer, funny post :) I can't help but to feel sad when I look at these pictures. She's so young to be a sex object like that...

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  15. I agree with C...where are her parents? :P

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  16. She's so disgusting. My dislike for her has risen. I wonder if she returned to GG yet (been off the TV for the last 2 weeks!). Did you read about her recent concert and how she flashed her teen boobies? Ack!

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  17. hey! i just realized as i was reading your comment on MAC Tartan tale imprint being similar to Burberry print...(i'm usually a bit behind on catching up with comments) I just wrote a review on Burberry eyeshadow! lol must have been some unconscious force telling me to do a review on Burberry!

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  18. Ahhhh, I just pictured Miley as Dora!!! LOL!

    When I was 14, I would not have been a fan of Taylor's--I would have enjoyed looking at her, but I wouldn't have been a fan.

    Now I don't even enjoy looking at her. Thank god our perspectives change as we grow!!!

    I've never heard of Revolver. Is it like Guns n Ammo??? ;P

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  19. I really don't understand how she got off in this kind of deep end. It's like her persona just rubbed off from the "bad girl" in Gossip Girl. I think it's a little lame how hard she is trying to be all edgey (flashing her boobs how trashy) but really how old is she? Like 15? Such a shame.

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  20. I love how you make fun of all these magazine shoots. Always cheers me up! Thanks so much :D

    She's definitely way too skinny. Scary skinny. Bleh.

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  21. So funny!! I love how you write... Happy monday :)
    xx
    Rosa

    http://mystylishlittlesecret.blogspot.com

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  22. Her look and this entire photoshoot--way too contrived. I agree with the commenters who say she's trying too hard.

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  23. oh geez, if that girl packs on any more eyeliner the raccoons and panda unions are going to go picketing. i like that photo with the guitar thing though

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  24. lol, loved everything you wrote about her and it's all true.

    http://vernisaongle.blogspot.com

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  25. where is her mother?! she is definitely the youngest celeb to get crazy.

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  26. I found it not ok that she walk around like that. She is seventeen ? She shoudln `t been around like that.


    Thanks for ypur sweet comment the bag is so cute I love him.

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  27. LOL!! Dude.. who looks like this at 17? I'm sure many 17 year olds show off like this in private or even on their Facebooks but to show it to the world?!!!!! HOLLLLLLLLY.. are you serious?! On the other hand, what is wrong with the sicko who's in charge of the photo shoot? Does he/she really think a 17 year old child really turns on grown men? LOL wrong question. =P But I know if I were a dude, I would still be grossed out. She looks like a kid. It just looks ALLLLLLLL wrong.

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  28. I didnt see ALL of the pics...ewww.
    I loved the "starved albino raccoon in her Wet ‘n Wild "...LOL

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  29. I'm always laughing at your posts:D
    Taylor looks terrible with those racoon eyes and she's really trying too hard!

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  30. I'm really appalled that teenagers are dressing like that these days! I mean, you're a kid! Behave and dress like a kid for goodness sake! xoxoxoxoo

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  31. She is such an effin dingbat!!! That mess with the chainsaw is totally asinine. I want to say another word but don't want to offend anyone. Being Canadian I'm sure you can guess what it is. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    xoxo,
    Carrie

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  32. hahahaha miley and dora explorer! that made me laugh! :))
    i used to be a fan until she started wearing those raccoon eye make up

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  33. omg she's 16 right? or younger? whats up with her? I mean she's always acting like she wants revenge or rebellion .. shes really at ease with this stuff aint she? hehehe .. though she's better looking in GG...atleast there's moment in her life that she looks naturally normal..

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  34. HAHAH i totally lovedd that term ! where miley is nothing compared to taylor momsen .. i dont kno why but i still love taylor despite her rather slutty style..

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  35. oh my !

    Yikes, she look so skinny & sickly :/

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  36. god, her poor parents....actually no, wait, poor us for having to deal with looking at her and shame on her parents for letting her walk around looking like a teenage slut! anything to make a little money off her though right? they can retire early knowing that they're living off of money earned by their daughter looking like a sleazeball :P yes, i just said sleazeball, i dont know what's wrong with me :P

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  37. Isn't this one of the ways to get known in the entertainment industry?... hehe~ How in the world does she walk in those heels! :/

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  38. Gosh, that Taylor Momsen definitely gets on my nerves too! She is so starved for attention.. BUT I will say that I actually do like her band. They have some good songs, and her voice is perfect for the sound they're going for.


    Hope you'll stop by again soon :)
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  39. i don't like taylor :( why's she toot this kind of pictures, in her very young age :(

    vdcouture

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  40. Hehe... She looks like she's trying too hard to be some goth campy chic

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  41. I wonder if one day she'll look back and think: Oh dear, what have I done?!?!

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  42. i think she is so pretty. why does she have to do these stupid things, though?

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  43. haha i doubt you'll change even with kids! haha or maybe you'll keep your blog a secret then?

    anyway,wth happened to taylor! she used to be pretty and she turned into this trashy person. i feel sad for her.

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  44. definately a bad ass bitch! I just wonder how long will it take till she realize this style won't last long.. :S

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  45. i think it's a little cute when catholic girls turn into this. good for her

    jenniwells.blogspot.com

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  46. I must have missed something somewhere bc this chick came out of nowhere. I have no idea who she is and why she is so famous...and why people love her. This whole editoral thing is not sexy...Maybe trying to aim it at guys with creepy fetishes...

    http://fashionistanygirl.blogspot.com/

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  47. i saw this too, but to me it just seems like something she's already done--over and over again.

    http://ohtobeamuse.com

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  48. She definitely needs some sort of reality check. But at least her music and career is not directed towards teeny brats. She is not even on Gossip Girl, she's taking a break, but is rather performing on stage in front of crowds that consist of 21 year old pervs.

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  49. hahha! you're always so funny! :P
    SO true!! :P

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  50. Not someone I would like to meet at dawn in a back alley...

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  51. this made me laugh so hard...whatever I was drinking came out of my nose :-)
    Thanks J...
    Love K

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  52. I love her singing voice, and a lot of her songs. She looks like she just snorted an 8 ball and downed a fifth of jack on the rocks. I love Tarantino movies, this looks like scenes for one of his movies, I'm just waiting for Danny Trejo to come out with some guns lmao!

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